Grossest Thing You've Seen at the Parks

[FanOfStitch]

a grown man taking a pee on top of the slide at the Poly pool... left a big yellow pile and then cont. to slide down....

 

[twoeeyy]

Gross and funny at the same time - I saw a man walking towards me at MK with white lycra cycling shorts on. No, it gets worse! He had, how can I say this delicately, err, a rather large bulge at the front but it was all mishapen and knobbly. Now (honestly) I don't make a habit of casting my eyes southward but this was just mesmerising.

As he walked closer the bulge got lower and lower until eventually a pair of socks fell out of the bottom of one of the legs. I double-up laughing and he went very red, took the socks out and walked the other way

What made it gross was that it was at the MK!!

I have never laughed so much in all my life.

 

[Tammysue5]

I am new to the boards and our first WDW vacation is in Sept. So I do not have any gross stories... I do however want to say that I have had some good laughs (and EEEEWWWWs) The socks.... Very funny!

The cleavage: Not a cell phone for me... maybe the something smaller! My husband would have been trying on me also! Thanks everyone for sharing your stories!!!!

Me: DH DS 16 DD8 DD5

 

[Smooshdog]

Disneyland - Myself, mother, father, one brother and my GF were sitting near IASW waiting for the parade. I was admiring the outside of IASW (since it is different than at the world) when I noticed a woman changing her son's diaper (probaby a 3-4 yr old boy) and that diaper was full of Poo, and I don't mean Winnie The.

It was by far the grossest thing I'd ever seen at a disney park and it was right out in the open.

 

[mkycrzy1971]

Well, I'm not sure how "gross" this is, but DD9 is still talking about how tacky this was. We saw a woman carrying her cell phone in her cleavage. Let's just say it was a very revealing top and she had pleny of room for it! (Of course maybe it's just jealousy that I wouldn't be able to do that!)

Angie

Oh no! I did this one time with a frozen water bottle while on a fishing boat in the gulf (had on a bathing suit top)....I was 7 months pregn., it was 95 degrees, and my feet were swelling out of my strap on teva sandals!!! I know I got a lot of strange looks, but it sure cooled me down...I thought I was going to have a heat stroke!! But a cell phone.....really! Wonder where she keeps her cash????

 

[ShesAPirate]

Unflushed toilets with large "deposits" in them. It seems that I always get the only open stall with the above mentioned in it. I know that keeping the restrooms clean is a herculean task but EYEW!!! some of the stall are bad!!!

I don't blame the CMs for this -- I absolutely blame the guests! I am repeatedly disgusted by people for this very reason.

If you don't want to sit on the seat, that's fine. But LOOK before you leave -- did you pee on the seat? Then wipe it off! Do you think someone else wants to wipe up your pee more than you do?!

You don't want to touch the handle to flush? Okay, I understand. USE YOUR FOOT! I don't want to see your waste, and neither does anyone else.

A little common courtesy and consideration would make all the difference in the world.

 

[tinkgurl]

We were in line for Monsters Inc and there was a man, looked to be at least 50, full frontal body-to-body kissing a girl that looked, at the most, 14. Hands on her hips and everything. She was gazing very goo-goo eyed at him. It was creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.

 

[klj27]

This is totally off topic but years ago I was a manager at TDS in an airport. I had a celebrity that I was helping (I had no idea it was her until I ran her amex card). She bought a few things but one was marcasite (?) jewelry. She put it in her cleavage and said that her Momma always taught her to keep her jewels close to her heart.

 

[wirki]

Oh Oh...I am guilty of putting my cell in my chest. I find it hard to hear if it is in my pocket. But I can hear when I have it in my shirt.



I love the sock one. That is just too funny. I will have to be on the look out for gross things now. Always something new to do in the World!!

 

[momtimesone]

Last yr as we where waiting for splash mountain a man was just sitting up on the wooden fence waiting with his freinds or family and he was not wearing any thing under his shorts. His shorts where baggy so anyone that looked that way got a good look at his jewels. A couple mins later a cm told him he had to get down ending the show for all .

 

[TinkerbellTris]

Oh do I have a few sick ones. Well for 1. Last June 2006 we were at MK and this gils about 10 or 11 decides to stand in line in front of us and just puke all over the floor in Mickeys Philharmagic line. And the best was that she told her parents like 2 or 3 times she felt sick and wanted to get out of line, and her stupid mom said No we are in line for a ride, too bad. Then when she puked I couldn't wait to tell her mom how stupid I thought she was for not getting out of line. Needless to say they all exited quickly and left the mess for us all to tip toe around. Freakin Gross!!!!
And then at Disneyland when my ds was like 2 I had him in the bathroom in toontown changing his poopy diaper when a cast member who was to be cleaning the bathroom decides to have a full on conversation with me and comment on my sons poopy diaper and how it's not so bad, you didn't make to bad of a mess. All I could say to her is : so disney is paying you to judge poop diapers eh?

 

[Tinkerbell24]

This past December, DH and I were on our date (DD - 7 - was with grandma at Fantasmic for the night). DH and I were reliving our 1997 Parisian honeymoon and had an ADR for Chefs de France. The weather was gorgeous, the evening was amazing and it seemed like all of the locals came to Epcot for dinner as well. Our 7pm reservation came and went and we ended up waiting about an hour for our table. Keep in mind, we are from NYC and we wait an hour for most things - we decided to kick back, relax, enjoy the area around the restaurant and toss a couple of pennies in the fountain to make some wishes. That is when we noticed it. THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN DISNEY. Right in the view of everyone dining at Chefs de France, as well as all who were waiting, a young boy (probably 3 or 4 years old) was lying down on the stones around the fountain. Not bad, right? Except for the fact that his father was holding him by the ankles as he changed his sons rather full, and um, uh, chunky... diaper. He held his sons legs up for a good minute and a half to clean his son and then spread the boys legs open to clean every nook and cranny. Now I understand that when nature calls, a child needs to be changed. I am a Mom, I understand it completely. But come on Dad.... bring your son to a restroom and change him there.

This reminded me of when DBF and myself were at a local ice cream place a few months ago. They also serve food and have picnic table outside (there isn't anywhere to eat inside) We were sitting in the car eating our ice cream (better than the gross picnic tables and this is why) when I see a woman with her two kids sitting at a table. She brings her daughter who was between 2 and 3 to the car to change her inside the car (prefectly fine if the diaper needs to be tended to). The little girl decides to play you can't catch me and jumps over the seat and around the car, so the mother takes her out and brings her back to the picnic bench where the older brother is waiting. She takes the diaper off and puts it on the picnic table!!! To make it even worse, you could tell the it was a poopy diaper by the amount of wipes she was using. She then lied her daughter on the table to put the new diaper on. I will never ever use a picnic table there ever! I will always eat their ice cream, I will stay in the car. While I am not a mother, I know that i have enough common sense not to change a child where people will be eating food...I know mothers that would never ever ever do that...just plain gross!!!!

 

[orangekid13]

the grosest i can remember was in 05 in the bathroom in the tunnel between frontierland and adventureland (by the flying carpets) and after getting done using a urinal (and flushing) I turn around to head to the sinks and there's a guy at another urinal who, i think, was urm... special, had his pants and underwear allllllll the way down. I got an eyefull of full moon before i knew it was there and could look away and shield my eyes.
He was definately older than me and had a chaperone in there with him, i think it was his dad, and they spoke english (no accent) and looked american so I don't know what excuse there is for leaving the button buttoned and using the fly... it wasn't like they were basketball shorts he pulled down, i glanced back after shielding my eyes and peeked at just his pants to confirm that he knew how to work a zipper, and he did.

wouldn't you think that his dad would have taught him not to do that in public in a crowded bathroom? there was a few guys that stood around looking the other way until they were sure he was done and had his pants back on to go up to the urinals by the time I left, and I left quick.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

 

[ShesAPirate]

the grosest i can remember was in 05 in the bathroom in the tunnel between frontierland and adventureland (by the flying carpets) and after getting done using a urinal (and flushing) I turn around to head to the sinks and there's a guy at another urinal who, i think, was urm... special, had his pants and underwear allllllll the way down. I got an eyefull of full moon before i knew it was there and could look away and shield my eyes.

hahahahaha, that last line just cracked me up. This seems pretty common among mentally/developmentally challenged males, from what all my guy friends tell me. I've heard many stories from them about the "pants all the way down" thing.

 

[northriver]

My grossest moment at Disney isn't nearly as bad as all of yours, but I'll share anyway.

Years ago in my former life as a vegetarian, we were in the cave at Tom Sawyer Island and someone had thrown a half eaten turkey leg down in a kind of a hole, there was a light down there, not sure if it was a bit of a bridge above or what. I was just horrified that people litter at all, and the to just toss something so gross somewhere where a CM would have to crawl down there to pick it up? I was just in disbelief that anyone would expect someone to clean up their mess like that. I did mention that I was younger and more idealistic then right?

And I'll fess, DD2 got one of those nasty Rotovirus strains and suddenly got very sick while were at Epcot in March. I don't think she puked on anything but herself, but I'll appologize on behalf of all parents with puking children - I'm so so sorry! (And everyone with kids should travel with a disposable bib or two - wow those were a lifesaver.)

 

[vancesmom]

 

[starlionblue]

Unflushed toilets with large "deposits" in them. It seems that I always get the only open stall with the above mentioned in it. I know that keeping the restrooms clean is a herculean task but EYEW!!! some of the stall are bad!!!

Adventure and Fantasyland always seem to be the worst offenders and EPCOT bathrooms always seem to be the neatest????

I was told my my mom that there was a line outside the women's restroom. Why did it take so long? According to mom, nobody wanted to use one stall. Someone had taken a HUGE one and it was so long that it clogged the toilet and was resting on the edge of the toilet seat!!! SO GROOOOOSS! I can't believe my mom was able to describe it without puking!

 

[Lovinlifesooomuch30]

This is cracking me up and terrifying me. Last December when they first had the High School Musical stage in tommorowland we sat to wait for the show to start. Now mind you it was a 30 second walk from the stage to the very nice bathroom as you are heading to space mountain. well I see two parents plop their toddler ON the high school musical stage and change the kid's diaper. Seriously....what is wrong with people. I have taken all three of my girls when they were toddlers and babies to Disney and I always wanted to change them in the bathroom. Why would you not?

 

[mom2mykids]

Well, I'm not sure how "gross" this is, but DD9 is still talking about how tacky this was. We saw a woman carrying her cell phone in her cleavage. Let's just say it was a very revealing top and she had pleny of room for it! (Of course maybe it's just jealousy that I wouldn't be able to do that!)

Angie

Not Dis related but whe have a Maryland Renaissance Festival here and an older woman bought this large pickle and carried it there. I asked to take her picture which she gladly agreed! I knew DH would never believe me.