Gross Out Game..Not for the weak stomachs!

[FreshTressa]

Oh, gosh, I have so many! Do I get to post just one??


Well, one really gross thing a friend told me. Her DS, 14 months, was at daycare when they called her at work and told her he had a "wiggling white thing" hanging out of his rectum when they went to change his diaper and could she come get him. So, she goes and gets him, and it is a worm and it is still ALIVE! and like 4 inches are sticking out of him.

So she rushes him to the ER, and they give her this medicine that is supposed to kill them and a laxative. So, for the next week or so she has to change these diapers filled with these long white worms. And she said not all of them were dead!!! EWEWEW!! I guess he got them from digging in a dirt/sand pile at the park and must have eaten some dirt..


Another one, I used to work for a surgeon and this man comes in and has maggots all over his rectum. They were like live, wriggling ones. I can't tell in mixed company how they got there, but it was definately a nasty site to behold.

 

[julie_yet]

*gag* The site of maggots make me want to hurl.


I just thought of another. When my sister was a little kid she was feeling bad so she went to tell our mom. She gets to my parents bedroom and moans from the hallway that she feels like she's going to throw up. As my mom is getting out of bed and telling her to head for the bathroom she pukes right in the doorway. And if it wasn't bad enough that my sister had eaten spaghetti for dinner it was now mingled with the shag carpet in the hall. So my mom had to pick through the carpet to get all the regurgitated noodles in the middle of the night.

 

[CourtasanSatine]

one time Drac(the kitty) brought in a mouse and dropped it in my sister's show

 

[Melora]

OK..Thought of another....

One time we had a puppy that got sick and died .
I had rescued the mom while she was pregnant and this happened before it was old enough to find it a home.
Well, we had a huge piece of property so we buried it (deeply!).

About 5 days later our German Shepherd found it (I don't know how) and brought part of it (a leg EWWWWWwwwww Gag) and left it under the dining room window.

I have NEVER in my life smelled anything that bad. I don't remember how I got rid of it, I htink I blocked it out..but that was GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[onecoolmama]

These are great and sooo disgusting!

I have one, but I have to tell you from the students point of view.

I was visiting my cousin at his school when Nico was like 7 months old. The kids loved seeing him and I think this particular day there was a party..ie valentines day or Easter...some sort of party.

Anyway, Nico needed to be changed and my cousin offered to change him (quite loudly) in front of his class (6th graders.) So he went out and he came back in with the dirty diaper. He proceeds to show his students the diaper asking them if the poop looked normal to them. Well, they were screaming telling him to throw it out...some of them were in the back of the classroom at this point.

Well, my cousin told his students that good moms look at the poop to tell if the child is sick and the way you know for sure is to eat it. So he proceeds to take a chunk and chew it up...then offers some to his students. At this point...3 kids had thrown up, others couldn't move from total disgust.

My cousin had gone out taken a clean diaper and chewed up a chocolate bar and then spit it back out into the diaper. His students that have moved onto high school still talk about how disgusting that was!

 

[Virgo10]

OMG! These are hysterical. The diaper/chocolate one just about had me falling off my chair.

I've got a couple.

When I was a teen I got up one night and was hungry. I had some graham cracker with warm milk (it's a cereal consistency). I hadn't turned on the lights in the kitchen, just a night light, and the stuff just didn't taste right. I took a look and found that the graham crackers were loaded with maggots. No I didn't get sick. I just sent it down the drain and decided I wouldn't think about it until tomorrow.

Watching a ten year old boy get a large fish hook taken out of his foot is a gross memory from my early childhood.

My grown kids would not be happy about me telling this story but here goes. My mother bought a bingo game for my daughter. Included in it was a smaller than a marble ball bearing that you used to pick the numbers. Well one night my daughter started screaming (she was about 6 at the time). Seems she put it in her mouth and swallowed it. After an X-ray, we were told to keep checking you know where for it to reappear.

A few days later we found it. I washed it off and put it safely away or so I thought. My son found it the next day (he was 8 years old) and, yup, he swallowed it too!


We never did find it again. During the waiting period we went to the 4th of July concert in Boston. I suspect it was deposited in one of the porta potties.

Roberta

 

[onecoolmama]

Ok I thought of another (with my huge family we have a ton!)

My dog (Gonchar) was not feeling well at all. He was lying around, eating grass, kept having to go outside. Finally, we took him to the vet and they did xrays.

The vey coudlnt see anything, but from the picutures could tell that the gas in Gonchie's stomach wasn't moving. So something was blocking but we just couldnt see it. So Gonchie was going to have to have surgery if he was still like that in a few days.

My Husbands Uncle was walking him. He notice Gonch in a C position trying to go..and nothing coming out. Well, "Unk" decided to help a dog out and reached up in there and pulled out a pair of my panty hose. Gonchar let out this Huge yelp..but then started down the street again.

A block and a half later..another C position trying to go. He reached up into Gonchar again and pulled out another pair of panyhose! Another big Yelp from Gonchie and he was cured!LOL!

Unk did wash his hands when he got back!

 

[melk]

When I was about 11 or 12 I remember biting into a Reese's peanut butter cup and I looked down and the middle was filled with maggots! (spit,spit,yuck,yuck)

 

[depplyinluv]

ewwww these are soo gross!!!!!!!!!


ive got a few

a few hanukkahs ago my dad bought this stringy shiny silver tinsel stuff to throw on the tree. a week later my dog kaiser couldnt poop and my dad noticed something sticking out of his butt so he continued to pull it out and it was all the stringy tinsel "poopified"....ewww


last year when we went to captain jack's in downtown disney my little sister did something disgusting. we had all finished our meal and were kinda looking out the window and talking, not really paying attention to aly. then we all start to smell something and we look over and ally has her hands up in the air covered in poop!(she just discovered that she could reach into her diaper)she was touching everythign in sight, and its a complete disgusting disater. needless to say you've never seen 4 people run out of a restaurant so fast in your life

 

[musicalSaranader]

These stories are so great! I'm sitting here laughing my rear off, feeling like my roommate thinks I've gone crazy.

I have a small story, although it can't match all the other stories here.
In fifth grade, we're getting ready to go into the auditorium for our spring concert. One kid doesn't feel too well. While we're singing in front of all the mommies and daddies, he vomits - all over the boy in front of him. Both kids have to leave (yes, we're still singing at this point) and get washed up, and the poor kid who'd been showered with vomit comes back later, just in time for his solo! Did I mention a janitor came and started to clean up the vomit...all while we're still singing for mom and dad.

 

[Mad4Mickey]

This almost need to be in code because there are kids here .

All I can say is when my husband had to do rotations in the ER he would tell me of the things that people do to themselves.

Girls, Stuff, Body.......= EWWWWWW

A girl that works for me told me that she likes to smell arm pits ( dont ask how this came up ) BUT THAT IS GROSS !!!!

 

[joats]

These stories are hysterical.

Now for my own gross outs:

I was in college at a bar when all of a sudden I thought someone burned my back and arm with a cigarette. My arm was so hot. Come to find out, it was my friend...she puked on me!!! The bartender "hosed" me down with the water tap. GROSS!!

Then once on New Years Eve in NYC at Times Square...I got urinated on!! There are no bathrooms and you can't get out of the crowd. Somebody just peed on me!! Never again will I make the Times Square mistake on NYE! I must have showered for 2 hours after that!

I clearly am a target for other people's bodily functions!!

 

[julie_yet]

I have a story from my friend who used to work in a hospital. She said this guy came in with an infected, festering testicle. I guess the doctor was trying to relieve the pressure so he cut into it and when he did a stream of liquid erupted from it and shot out into the hallway. My friend said it smelled in there for weeks.

 

[phamton]

For those who thought they were eating maggots, it was probably mealy worms. Mealworms are the larval stage of darkling or flour beetles and can be found in nuts and cereal products like graham crackers and do look like maggots. I found some in an Almond Joy once after I had eaten half of it. Yuck!

 

[Virgo10]

Originally posted by phamton
For those who thought they were eating maggots, it was probably mealy worms. Mealworms are the larval stage of darkling or flour beetles and can be found in nuts and cereal products like graham crackers and do look like maggots. I found some in an Almond Joy once after I had eaten half of it. Yuck!

Oh, that makes me feel so much better.

Roberta

 

[phamton]

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I ate some mealy worms too. I was eating an Almond Joy at the movies in the dark. I noticed it had a sort of minty flavor and then I felt something on my hand. I went outside the theater to see what it was and saw my almond joy crawling with the worms.

 

[Melora]

I think its important to make note what we have learned here:

Do not eat anything.. (especially candy in the dark) without thoroughly examing it it first.

The dog and tinsel story reminded me of an incident with our cats. Christmas time.... tree.... tinsel.... cat.... Mmmmmm that looks good FAST FORWARD 3 days cat...running around the house like shes crazy, occassionally rolling over and trying to lick her rear.. no luck.... continues to run around house, banging into things, jumping over things, onto things.... I grab the cat and flip her over and find a piece of tinsel hanging out of her butt..as I start pulling it keeps coming and coming and coming.... must have been 2 foot long..... She jumped off my lap before I was done and it just kept coming as she ran away.


EWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwww! No more tinsel... EVER!

 

[Mad4Mickey]

I agree no more eating anything in the dark ....EVER.......

 

[Stepharoonie!]

From a website I frequent...

I used to have a friend that worked at a pretzel stand in the mall. I went to visit her one day it was a little busy so I waited for it to slow down. A woman and her daughter got in line and bought a pretzel. I started talking with my friend again and I saw the same lady and her daughter cut a few people to get some napkins.
Her daughter had a runny nose, so instead of using the napkins to wipe it, the mother put her mouth on her daughters nose and sucked the boogers right out and then proceeded to spit them in the napkins she had gotten. I started to dry heave and I can’t eat a pretzels anymore. I know it’s a little hard to believe but I saw it first hand. Until this day I gag everytime I think about it.

 

[poohkie]

No more old ladys and teeth!