Greetings Adventurers!

[AZ JazzyJ]

Time is a fickle mistress. One day you are sitting around wondering where you misplaced your head and the next thing you know you are watching a Spring Training game waiting for Opening Day of Baseball. Where does the time go? I was finally able to carve out some time to sit down in front of the computer wanted to stop by to see some old friends and make some new ones. When I got here I wondered what I had missed since the last time we spoke and came up with the following:

• The evil empire was defeated and Florida won the World Series
• I got a new Nerf gun for Christmas and 4 of Trina's Precious Moments did their best Marie Antoinette impressions
• The United States invaded Iraq
• Michael Eisner was eliminated as Chairman of the Board at Disney
• Ed posted 100 new messages, Lauri deleted 97 of the messages
• Boston thought they could buy a pennent, New York proved that a curse will never die
• Sadam Hussein goes on the underground Dominos diet and is captured when he forgets to pay his cellular bill and has to go to a pay phone to order a pizza
• Chicago proved goats are stronger than Simpson characters when Steve Bartman did his Sammy Sosa impression and dropped a ball ruining the Cubs chances of going to a World Series
• Said ball was exploded in Chicago while Bartman is banished from the country because he is a Cubs fan
• A nerf cease fire is negotiated and dozens of Precious Moments rejoice with a ticker tape parade in the living room
• Trina gets a new vacuum since the other one was clogged with 3 pounds of ticker tape
• Disney came out with a billion new pins
• Scoop's pin talk retired at the Magic Kingdom
• Scoop's Pin Talk return is announced
• Two pins were actually traded during a Pin Chat

Wow, looking at it this way, I have been gone a long time. So, what's everyone been up to? I don't know about anyone else but I am about ready for some new adventures.

Jeff

 

[daber]

Welcome back Jeff! The boards haven't been the same.....although Ed tried.

 

[AZ JazzyJ]

Originally posted by daber
Welcome back Jeff! The boards haven't been the same.....although Ed tried.

The way I heard it, Ed was tried and convicted but the judge just sentenced him to house arrest. Unfortunately, Ed picked Mickey's house. No good can ever come from that.

I heard a rumor you were getting re-married in WDW to the same wonderful woman. Congrats! I asked Trina about renewing our vows but I think she thought I said "review our vows" because she has been repeating over and over the part about "obey". Not sure what that means.

Jeff

 

[Raulandpinboy]

Ed tried!!!

I would say a few things but they would all be deleted.

So the only thing they will let me say is bite me!!!

Oh and welcome back Jeff, I still have my nerf gun in hiding if you ever want to play battle nerfs.

Just remember the basic rules dont shot live animals, dont shot other human beings, dont shoot family members.

Oh and dont play baseball inside a building with Trina.

Oh and remeber Obey backwards is Yebo which in aberungy means "Iron my shirt woman"

Oh and Daber I mean bite me in a pure loving way.

 

[Eeyore's Pal]

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[AZ JazzyJ]

Um, ok RobYn. I know just how you feel. I sometimes do the same thing if I drink too much Sprite while I am burning music CDs. Trina gets freaked out but I try to explain I am just trying to help the environment by recycling.

Jeff

 

[JudithM]

Welcome Back, Jeff! You have a lot of purple in your Goofy icon. I wonder why you picked THAT color !!

Has Trina been to any Hallmark Stores lately ?

Originally posted by AZ JazzyJ
[*]The United States invaded Iraq

I guess it has been a long time since you've been here, Jeff. This happened a year ago.

Originally posted by AZ JazzyJ
[*][*]Michael Eisner was eliminated as Chairman of the Board at Disney

Now this was interesting ... we went to Philadelphia for both the SAVE DISNEY meeting & the Disney Company annual stockholder's meeting ... quite interesting ... Eisner & his friends repeated over & over & over again two words - "creativity" & "technology." I think they were running very scared.

 

[AZ JazzyJ]

Judith,

I was not aware that there were any other colors than purple (well maybe a little teal to set the purple off).

I believe I have stopped the Hallmark train but calling each store in Phoenix and threatening to bring in my nerf gun if they let my wife use her Gold Crown Club card. So far it is working.

That whole Eisner "creativity" and "technology" thing, I think you missed the first part of his statement. What he said was, "People keep using these two words 'creativity' and 'technology'. I really need to look those up because I have no idea what they mean. They are big words though so I plan on using them 4 times each day and by the end of the week they will be a part of my speech patterns." That's what I heard anyway.

Jeff

 

[JudithM]

Originally posted by AZ JazzyJ
That whole Eisner "creativity" and "technology" thing, I think you missed the first part of his statement. What he said was, "People keep using these two words 'creativity' and 'technology'. I really need to look those up because I have no idea what they mean. They are big words though so I plan on using them 4 times each day and by the end of the week they will be a part of my speech patterns." That's what I heard anyway.

Jeff

Beauregard loves this one - he said what you heard is very good!! Maybe I'll send it off to Roy Disney & Stanley Gold.

 

[AZ JazzyJ]

You can share it with whoever you want just so long as Judge Eisner doesn't send the weasels after me. I for one don't want to end up like Marvin Acme.

Jeff