Grand Floridian--ain't so grand!

[Leota]

I was thinking you were a total headcase til I got to the "Victoria Secrets" part, then it finally dawned on me......

 

[Luckymommyx2]

OMG, you got me! I was getting ready for a really good reply then I thought I'd better not touch it with a ten foot pole! Whew!!

 

[MsDisney23]

Ok you got me too. Here I was feeling so bad for you and then poor dh get's sick...........

 

[MAGGIED]

Got me too - I was thinking maybe you got mad enough that you wouldn't come back to WDW and that would be more room for us happy people - very funny.... I thnk.....

 

[cdpa4d]

You had me going! I have to admit, I have actually seen posts similar to this before...for real. Ok..Ok...maybe not the throw-up part, but the rest of the stuff would be similar.
ADP

 

[Steph H]

OMG!!! I'm a total newbie who is eagerly looking for all posts about GF, and I was completely reeled in by this: hook, line, and sinker!

As I was reading it, I thought--what kind of idiot is this? Don't blame the GF for not having food on your diet (lol, Palm Beach), and don't drink so much and then you won't throw up all over the lounge, the room, etc. And EVERYONE knows the food in the room fridge costs money!!! And yet, I still believed this was a truthful post!

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[leighe]

I totally believed it until the throwing up part and was getting all huffy about someone preferring a Victoria's Secret to shops full of Lilly Pulitzer sundresses!

 

[DisneyNutMary]

You had me going. I was thinking how high maintenance you were.
I figured out it was a joke when I scrolled back up and saw your post count. Most whiners tend to have a low post count.

Great post though

 

[MinnieM21]

You got me too! Thanks for the great laugh this morning!

 

[emememem]

Pretty Funny!

 

[rcraw45425]

I was sitting here bug eyed! I have read your posts in the past and was thinking, huh? Then I read Palm Beach Diet and I"m thinking this person is just a total flake. When I got to the part about VS and a monorail to take you around the hotel I was rolling. The problem is I actually know people like that They think that they deserve to pay bargain price and get royal tratment. The barfing in the room and being charged for extra got me thinking "too much info"! OMG, we leave in 45 days I can't wait! It's been 6 years since the GF for us, DH and kids don't remember it at all, but I DO!

 

[jjohnson]

Wow-you got me too!

I was thinking it didn't sound like you either & boy is she going to get some flak about this!

"Epcock"

 

[Kuzco]

Wow, that was great! I really thought you were serious for a while! Thanks for the laugh.

 

[HayGan]

Too funny

I really thought you were serious because these days nothing surprises me

 

[GoofyinNY]

Until about midway through, I was trying to figure out how to write a gentle reply suggesting that it really wasn't the fault of the Grand Floridian. This was too funny!

 

[Ladyhawke10]

LadyHawke....did you steal those ideas from trip advisor? That about says it all. However...I'm sure there will be people that say "I know just how she feels"

I didn't steal them, but I've read tripadvisor and been astounded by some of the complaints I've read (room too damp feeling in a Hawaiian beachfront hotel room, complaints about restaurants w/ terrace seating because of potential birds overhead and so they were FORCED to eat inside their room the rest of the trip!, turn down service offending an OP because it interrupted them). And these (I think!) were serious posts!

Thanks for reading my post!

 

[Huey Dewey&LouiesMom]

Hi! New here!!

I just wanted to say that your post sounded EXACTLY like something my Grandmother would say. But the worst part is she's serious!! She complains about EVERYTHING! She is "one of those". She (and my Grandpa) and coming with us on our next WDW vacation next August. There is 16 of us total going and every single one of us REFUSES to stay at the same hotel with her cause she's so embarrassing. Don't get me wrong, we love her to death, but she complains about every little bitty thing. The funny thing about your post (which made me laugh the entire time I read it) was there are actually people like that, and one of them is related to me. Thanks for the chuckle.

 

[Tinkaroo]

Too funny, LadyHawke!

I think my favorite part was your complaining about the "Madonna age" music of the EWP!

 

[Skroops]

I'm new here, and I couldn't believe your post! I am so happy to see you were joking as I sat here reading it with my jaw dropping. My favorite is the gripe that the monorail wrecks the view of the castle!! How funny! Keep it coming!

 

[EthansMom]

ROFL



EthansMom