JOC......I got a laugh out of that, too.
( OH.......I wish !!! ) I go to WDW solo, Hubby stays home with the cats !! ( but THAT's another story ) LOL !
Anyway, I always bring my New York State Gov't employee
card that I have to wear at work. I also bring my card for health insurance, AND the most recent pay STUB. I bring it all for proof.