Gotta Pee...

[Charade]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was
lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a
ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The
next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
Stuck to her butt that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'

 

[Uncle Remus]

Good one

 

[chip n dale fans]

 

[Cantw8]

I'm getting tired of laughing at your jokes that put bullseyes on my gender Knock it off

 

[SillyMe]

Cantw8, was that you?!

 

[CEDmom]

. I think you need to warn people not to read while eating and/or drinking. Things aren't pretty here at the moment . Excuse me while I change .

 

[Cantw8]

Cantw8, was that you?!

me and Angel when you went out to find pizza ...oh, and failed

 

[Devil_Dog99]

I will admit I stole this from an old novelty song:

A Scotsman was staggering home one night from his local pub. Unable to make it home, he stumbled to the side of the road, collapsed in the grass and passed out.

Early the next morning, two young maidens came by on their way to market and saw the slumbering Scot. One says to the other 'I wonder if it's true about what they don't wear beneath their kilts? Let's have a look'.

With treidation they approach and lift the Scot's kilt. Sure enough, they see what he was blessed with upon his birth. One of them then says, 'Let's leave a little gift for our friend to let him know we were here'. So she takes a blue ribbon from her hair and ties a nice bow around his 'bonny star'. They went on their way.

A couple hours later the Scot awoke to nature's call. Dragging himself over to a tree, he lifts his kilt and is dumbfounded by what he sees. In a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes:

'Lad I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize.........'

 

[Charade]

I will admit I stole this from an old novelty song:

A Scotsman was staggering home one night from his local pub. Unable to make it home, he stumbled to the side of the road, collapsed in the grass and passed out.

Early the next morning, two young maidens came by on their way to market and saw the slumbering Scot. One says to the other 'I wonder if it's true about what they don't wear beneath their kilts? Let's have a look'.

With treidation they approach and lift the Scot's kilt. Sure enough, they see what he was blessed with upon his birth. One of them then says, 'Let's leave a little gift for our friend to let him know we were here'. So she takes a blue ribbon from her hair and ties a nice bow around his 'bonny star'. They went on their way.

A couple hours later the Scot awoke to nature's call. Dragging himself over to a tree, he lifts his kilt and is dumbfounded by what he sees. In a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes:

'Lad I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize.........'

 

[Eeyore'sthebest]

I will admit I stole this from an old novelty song:

A Scotsman was staggering home one night from his local pub. Unable to make it home, he stumbled to the side of the road, collapsed in the grass and passed out.

Early the next morning, two young maidens came by on their way to market and saw the slumbering Scot. One says to the other 'I wonder if it's true about what they don't wear beneath their kilts? Let's have a look'.

With treidation they approach and lift the Scot's kilt. Sure enough, they see what he was blessed with upon his birth. One of them then says, 'Let's leave a little gift for our friend to let him know we were here'. So she takes a blue ribbon from her hair and ties a nice bow around his 'bonny star'. They went on their way.

A couple hours later the Scot awoke to nature's call. Dragging himself over to a tree, he lifts his kilt and is dumbfounded by what he sees. In a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes:

'Lad I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize.........'

My DH loves this song!! He actually plays it quite frequently.

 

[mickeyfan2]

 

[MUFFYCAT]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was
lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a
ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The
next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
Stuck to her butt that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'

 

[mla2177]

Love it!

 

[MyGoofy26]

'Lad I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize.........'

For anyone with iTunes (or any player that will play .m4a audio files) here's the song: The Scotsman

 

[eddad]

t m i

 

[luvdzne]

 

[edcrbnsoul]

 

[The Mayor]

Both of them