Goofy......Koala Bear

[Goofyposter]

Groosch!!


A koala bear walks into a restaurant, orders a sandwich, eats it,
shoots the waiter in the arm and then leaves.

The waiter runs after the koala and says "Hey, what did you do that for?".

The koala says " Look me up in the dictionary and you'll find out."

So the waiter looks him up in the dictionary and,


sure enough, after Koala Bear, it says..............









............................."Eats shoots and leaves."

Have A Great Day Everybody!!!

 

[Gail T AGAIN]

Goof, I needed alugh. LOL Thanks buddy, have a great day

 

[Saffron]

ROFLOL! Oh, I mean .

Marnin'.

 

[olena]

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[Beauty]

ROTFLOL! I love it!!

 

[Silky]

You must be the farmer-jokester around here.

Cute

 

[Pam]

 

[CathyCanada]

GP, I could <b>bearly</b> contain my laughter over this one.
CC

 

[Indyman]

Leaf it to GP to force this groaner down our throats. It's just the caliber of humor I'd expect from him.

 

[Dream]

Shoot ....it must be Monday....the groaners always groan louder on Monday!!!!

Looks liek this poor waiter had to bear the brunt of this koala's literal nature.

 

[Goofyposter]

Aussssie.......Indy!

Yer shouldn't feel downunder from this one!

It was meant to serve a hollow point perhaps....but not be a dud.

Besides....Koala's are so cuddly !

 

[Indyman]

I was just taking some friendly shots at chew, GP. I don't want any hard feelings stemming from any of my puns.

 

[alabamaalan]

Koala? I had heard it about another bear, but you panda-er to so many different tastes!

I guess since I was looking for another, I just got bamboozeled again!

 

[Indyman]

Alan, you may want to paws before beleafing everything you hear. Some people just like to shoot off at the mouth.

 

[alabamaalan]

That's why I decided to bite the bullet and join in. Who cares if I look foolish; the world doesn't revolver round what I think anyway!

 

[catsrule]

 

[Planogirl]

Good one. Got any others?

 

[Dream]

Whoa! It took me awhile to rifle thru all of these puns today ya'll !! Some of em were a little grizzly ....but I'll just assume that ya'll's brains are a little fuzzy from all of the 4th of July celebrating ya did!! Hope ya'll had a lot of kodiak moments!!!

 

[Goofyposter]

Dream.......I think you hit the bullseye with those thoughts!

I'm glad no one's gone ballistic over this one.....And I'm

happy too see that this pun has really branched out!.