Goofy....For whom the Bell Tolls?

[Goofyposter]

Groosch!
Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms.
"How are you going to assist me?" asked Quasimodo.
"That's easy!" replied the man and he ran at the bell and banged it with his head.
BONG!

"That's amazing!" said Quasimodo. "Could you show me that again?"

"Sure!" said the man and he ran at the bell again but he missed the swinging bell and fell out of the bell tower. A crowd huddled around the hapless man lying in the street and a police office asked, "Does anyone know who he is?"

Quasimodo came out and said........





...."I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME,

BUT HIS FACE SURE RINGS A BELL!"

Have A Great Day Everybody!!!

 

[Serena]

grooooaaannn! LOL!


Good morning Goofy.

 

[ltldeb]

Okay, I think we need a groan smilie just for these jokes!

 

[oldkicker]

The very next day another man answered the ad.

He looked EXACTLY like the poor unfortunate who had applied for the job the day before.

Quasimodo put him to work and the man took the same approach to the job.

Alas - he too slipped and plunged to his death.

As the crowd gathered, the question was asked again..."Does anyone know who he is?"

Quasimodo again broke through and replied....









...."I dunno, but he's a DEAD RINGER for the guy who was here yesterday"

Oh my - these are AWFUL, aren't they?

 

[iluvorlando]

Good Morning GP and OK!

 

[Wishydoo]

GP, Bernie...quite the humdingers there.