Goofy....bearly passable?

[Goofyposter]

Groosch!!!

A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California,
and they went for a hike in Yellowstone Park.

While they were hiking they were attacked by 2 bears,
one male and one female.

The male bear dismembered and ate the Czechslovakian guy,
but the lawyer managed to escape.

He ran straight to the nearest Rangers station,
and told them what had happened,
and they sent out a group of rangers to see what was going on.

Sure enough, the Rangers arrived at the place that the lawyer mentioned, and there were the female and the male bears.
So one of the Rangers took his rifle and shot the female.

So the other Rangers asked "why did you shoot the female? he said that the male ate his friend" So the Ranger answers;

"Would you believe a lawyer if he told you that......










..........the Czech is in the male?"

Have A Great Day Everybody!!!

 

[Pam]

Ugh... I needed another Pepsi before I read that groaner, GP!!

 

[Baboo]

I love it!!!!!

 

[Serena]

good one, but grooooooaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Wishydoo]

ewwwww...that bites!

 

[alabamaalan]

Did he get a picture? It sounds like a Kodiak moment.

 

[Wishydoo]

Alan..no, he didn't. It was too grizzly.

 

[alabamaalan]

Originally posted by Wishydoo
Alan..no, he didn't. It was too grizzly.

Actually, I suspect that GP in a teddy would be grizzly!

 

[Wishydoo]

We would all just have to grin and bear it.

 

[CathyCanada]

GP, do you see what you've done now??? These guys think they are so punny!!!
CC

 

[Wishydoo]

Cathy...maybe we are, and maybe we aren't...

Let's take a <b>polar!</b>


nyuk

 

[CathyCanada]

We can't Wishy, there is a no Polar Bear "claws" in the DIS Board contract.

 

[alabamaalan]

Well, Pooh! You're a webmaster; you can fix anything!

 

[CathyCanada]

Just cub I'm a Webmaster doesn't mean I can change everything.

 

[Wishydoo]

Well, I don't want to push the issue.

I don't want to be accused of <b>panda</b>ring.

 

[Goofyposter]

GP, do you see what you've done now??? These guys think they are so punny!!!

That's ok CC....I think it's great!...after all...no one could bruin a good pun!

I'm glad folks dern't feel Steiffeled !

Boyds .... thar's a lot of good puns here!

Wishy...how could you be accused of that? Groosch! I'm always concerned about be'in called a sloth!

 

[Wishydoo]

GP...if you were a sloth, no one would notice...

It's too <b>Smokey</b> in here.

 

[Dream]

Ok ya'll.....I can bear ly stand all of the puns flyin thru here this mornin!!!

 

[Wishydoo]

Don't worry Goldilocks..we won't hurt you.

 

[olena]

oh what a GROANER......