Disneyaholic
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- May 9, 2000
- Messages
- 1,768
In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a
bear,you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I
could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you give birth to your children (who are
the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He
EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup...gonna be a bear.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a
bear,you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I
could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you give birth to your children (who are
the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He
EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup...gonna be a bear.
