Here comes Kerry Washington in her night gown.
J-Lo. Oh My.
Uh miss the Animal House Toga reunion party is two blocks up the street. Oh it's Michelle Williams.
Uh Sourse, your dress is having an earthquake. It's splitting way too high.
Sienna... You need to strangle Gucci with that one hun.
Gwynnith uh can we have MORE sheer please?
Were you paying attention Neo or looking at the woman in the red Dress. Look again. Go Nicole Go!!! Lauren Graham, not too bad. Scarlett Johanson, you should have sent Vera Wang back to the drawing board at least 3 times more.
Why hello Charlize. Wow. You combined two different dresses both of which should have been donated to Goodwill quite nicely.
Sophia Vergara gets the award for frock that actually fits.
Hi Rachel. All the fashionistas will hate a classic look like that. But the classics are the classics for a reason. Thumbs up.
Uh I'm sorry Zoey but didn't you see the invitation. It says formal dress, not bananas in pajamas jumpsuits. Now you run along, hurry up and change back into your good dress.
Uh oh. Get your tinfoil hats on. Joey King has the mind control dress on.
Awkwafina wins best Tux of the night. And Phoebe Waller Bridge wins best Morning Coat.
Oh boy Packer's fans, Here comes linebacker Jodie Comer in full pads.
Lucy Boynton wins the award for best recycling of tree tinsel.
Bel Powly wins the Ron Weisly dress robe contest.
Hey folks, it's Cinderella err um Dakota fanning. Now the fashionistas won't like it, but here on the Dis, we say HERE HERE DRESS OF THE NIGHT.
We must disclose that no actual birds had to die for Sophia Carson's number. That is not counting the birds that died looking at it of course.
Uh Billy. I want some of what you and Alex Vinish were smoking when you created that mess.