Goat detained over armed robbery

dcentity2000

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Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

“The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,” Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

“We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,” he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa’s most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.


~ Reuters



Rich::
 
I think some ganja was involved by the witnesses :smokin:
 
Can we get someone to photoshop a gost behind the wheel of a Mazda 323? I really need to picture it.
 
Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d Goat......... Ba-a-a-a-a-a-ad!


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......and some worry what the rest of the world thinks about us in the good ole USA.....

I think I will just take a ride on my motorcycle with a dear frie-e-e-e-e-end and think about these vigilantes and their courageous struggle against black magic......

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Send him to Goatmo!






Lord, I apologize for that awful joke...:)
 
Send him to Goatmo!

Where's PETA when you really need them? Does anyone know if the goat has been informed of his / her / its rights? Someone has to make sure that the goat's basic animal rights are protected!
 
Aren't "Black Magic Practicing Goats" a protected species??!!!:lmao: Don't blame them...blame society!;)
 
They'll put him to work sending scam emails to suckers. Maybe he's the missing heir to that royal Nigerian fortune?
 
Maybe we should send them some "Bailout" money....get it?! BAIL out money..:lmao: :lmao: :rotfl2: Thank you...I'm here all week...:rotfl:
 


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