Girl Scout cookie sales start on the 16th!/Oprah and Tyra's final season!

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Hey you have some too! :D!
 

OP- Are you sure the plumber's crack burn is from the sun and not from the over-heated mac and cheese?

Sounds like the McDonald's coffee lawsuit- millions!!
 
Duh, mac and cheese comes from Kraft.

DISNEY WOULD NEVER SERVE KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE! HOW DARE YOU! :rotfl:

oh yeah, i thought you said the last post was your last, actually the op, was a leaving post xD

YAGE! YAGE! YAGE! :banana:
 
Oh! Looks like someone spilled the beans about the mac and cheese! :eek:
 
OP- Are you sure the plumber's crack burn is from the sun and not from the over-heated mac and cheese?

Sounds like the McDonald's coffee lawsuit- millions!!

That woman deserved every penny.

How ON EARTH could she know it was hot, except by her own 6 senses. (she's psychic)
 
But YOU were wondering how it got on the floor. Guess what, you just said it spilled from the plate ;)

It did not simply spill on the floor. That's not what I said. Quit putting words in my mouth. It was viciously wrestled from my son's bosom by a rabid six foot mouse. It was all my son could do to keep the rodent from biting him. Why doesn't anybody believe me? Just come right out and call me a liar, why don't you? Go ahead. I don't care, as this is my last post, so I won't be here to read it anyway.
 
It did not simply spill on the floor. That's not what I said. Quit putting words in my mouth. It was viciously wrestled from my son's bosom by a rabid six foot mouse. It was all my son could do to keep the rodent from biting him. Why doesn't anybody believe me? Just come right out and call me a liar, why don't you? Go ahead. I don't care, as this is my last post, so I won't be here to read it anyway.

FOR GODS SAKE!!!!!!

if your going to leave, then LEAVE :rotfl:
 
It did not simply spill on the floor. That's not what I said. Quit putting words in my mouth. It was viciously wrestled from my son's bosom by a rabid six foot mouse. It was all my son could do to keep the rodent from biting him. Why doesn't anybody believe me? Just come right out and call me a liar, why don't you? Go ahead. I don't care, as this is my last post, so I won't be here to read it anyway.

I believe you! I've seen that six foot mouse, and he is a MONSTER!! :mad:

And, in support of you and your poor snowflake son, this is my last post as well. I'll find better places to waste time at work! :snooty:
 
Ok - one drink down and feeling groovy.

Quick question - my upcoming trip in January, which was originally supposed to be just the 2 girls, now the others want to come. I have a BLT studio reserved and am wondering - can we fit all 5 of us in there? Disney won't care if it is 2 or 5 just so long as we pay our money, right? We are a close family and don't mind squishing.

OK - that's really my last contribution of the night.
 
It did not simply spill on the floor. That's not what I said. Quit putting words in my mouth. It was viciously wrestled from my son's bosom by a rabid six foot mouse. It was all my son could do to keep the rodent from biting him. Why doesn't anybody believe me? Just come right out and call me a liar, why don't you? Go ahead. I don't care, as this is my last post, so I won't be here to read it anyway.

You said that on the third page of this very thread, yet you're still posting.

LOL, FAIL.
 
Ok - one drink down and feeling groovy.

Quick question - my upcoming trip in January, which was originally supposed to be just the 2 girls, now the others want to come. I have a BLT studio reserved and am wondering - can we fit all 5 of us in there? Disney won't care if it is 2 or 5 just so long as we pay our money, right? We are a close family and don't mind squishing.

OK - that's really my last contribution of the night.

DOWN EM BABY! :lmao:
 
Dear Mr. Wall-E1:

Thank you for your recent letter to The Disney Company. We sincerely regret the inconveniences you and your family experienced while at one of our theme parks/restaurants/resorts. Well, not sincerely regret, we're pretty sorry about. Well, sorry. Umm, we heard about it, and it made us laugh. Out loud.

Excuse me, I started coughing. We sincerely apologize for ... errr, for your... ummm... attempts to enter a restricted area. No, I mean for your... snowflake's bum burn. We have asked the Sun to stop shining so brightly over the Crystal Palace (yeah, right, like that'll happen. It's FLORIDA, for Walt's sake).

As to the mac and cheese on the floor, we have, because of this incident, restructured our meal offerings. By that, I mean that we have ... restricted ... mac and cheese selections to -- and please don't take offense to this, none offered -- children who are normal-sized. And we have stopped putting forks out at our buffets. However, since many people use their forks to cut some of their food, we have decided to change all our knives into sharper, steak-knife type things. I hope this is alright with you.

You will notice that I am not addressing your attempts to infiltrate ... erroneously enter... poison the Yacht and Beach Club's Stormalong Bay.

I hope this addresses all of your concerns. We are sorry to say that we will not be able to offer you any financial compensation. I am sure you have noticed that our business is way off this year, like everyone else's. We are not raking in money hand over fist the way we used to do -- it's not coming up to our hands any more, only up to our bahookies.

Thank you again for your recent communication. Please do not attempt to visit Walt Disney World again.

Sincerely Yours,

blah blah blah
 
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