Girl Scout cookie sales start on the 16th!/Oprah and Tyra's final season!

[Wall-E1]

Did you notify the health dept about the 6 foot tall vicious rodent?

Let me tell you something. It was so much worse than that. After my son's fall, all pandemonium broke loose. There was a duck with very foul language running about. And he was only wearing a shirt - no pants! There was this goofy looking dog that walked upright and spoke. There was... well I don't know what it was, but it was blue and had like four arms. It had a tattoo that read experiment 626 on it. The thing was trashing everything in sight and burping in people's faces. Is this Disney's idea of fine dining!?!?!?

 

[LondonUnderground]

Dear Mr. Wall-E1:

Thank you for your recent letter to The Disney Company. We sincerely regret the inconveniences you and your family experienced while at one of our theme parks/restaurants/resorts. Well, not sincerely regret, we're pretty sorry about. Well, sorry. Umm, we heard about it, and it made us laugh. Out loud.

Excuse me, I started coughing. We sincerely apologize for ... errr, for your... ummm... attempts to enter a restricted area. No, I mean for your... snowflake's bum burn. We have asked the Sun to stop shining so brightly over the Crystal Palace (yeah, right, like that'll happen. It's FLORIDA, for Walt's sake).

As to the mac and cheese on the floor, we have, because of this incident, restructured our meal offerings. By that, I mean that we have ... restricted ... mac and cheese selections to -- and please don't take offense to this, none offered -- children who are normal-sized. And we have stopped putting forks out at our buffets. However, since many people use their forks to cut some of their food, we have decided to change all our knives into sharper, steak-knife type things. I hope this is alright with you.

You will notice that I am not addressing your attempts to infiltrate ... erroneously enter... poison the Yacht and Beach Club's Stormalong Bay.

I hope this addresses all of your concerns. We are sorry to say that we will not be able to offer you any financial compensation. I am sure you have noticed that our business is way off this year, like everyone else's. We are not raking in money hand over fist the way we used to do -- it's not coming up to our hands any more, only up to our bahookies.

Thank you again for your recent communication. Please do not attempt to visit Walt Disney World again.

Sincerely Yours,

blah blah blah

 

[Wall-E1]

Dear Mr. Wall-E1:

Thank you for your recent letter to The Disney Company. We sincerely regret the inconveniences you and your family experienced while at one of our theme parks/restaurants/resorts. Well, not sincerely regret, we're pretty sorry about. Well, sorry. Umm, we heard about it, and it made us laugh. Out loud.

Excuse me, I started coughing. We sincerely apologize for ... errr, for your... ummm... attempts to enter a restricted area. No, I mean for your... snowflake's bum burn. We have asked the Sun to stop shining so brightly over the Crystal Palace (yeah, right, like that'll happen. It's FLORIDA, for Walt's sake).

As to the mac and cheese on the floor, we have, because of this incident, restructured our meal offerings. By that, I mean that we have ... restricted ... mac and cheese selections to -- and please don't take offense to this, none offered -- children who are normal-sized. And we have stopped putting forks out at our buffets. However, since many people use their forks to cut some of their food, we have decided to change all our knives into sharper, steak-knife type things. I hope this is alright with you.

You will notice that I am not addressing your attempts to infiltrate ... erroneously enter... poison the Yacht and Beach Club's Stormalong Bay.

I hope this addresses all of your concerns. We are sorry to say that we will not be able to offer you any financial compensation. I am sure you have noticed that our business is way off this year, like everyone else's. We are not raking in money hand over fist the way we used to do -- it's not coming up to our hands any more, only up to our bahookies.

Thank you again for your recent communication. Please do not attempt to visit Walt Disney World again.

Sincerely Yours,

blah blah blah

This is unsatisfactory to me. Plastic sporks should be made available at all fine dining locations.

 

[LondonUnderground]

This is unsatisfactory to me. Plastic sporks should be made available at all fine dining locations.

what happened to

this is my last post... EVER.

 

[MuskratSusie]

Wall-E1 Failed yet again.

Now it makes it an EPIC FAIL.
xD

 

[Wall-E1]

what happened to

this is my last post... EVER.

this is my last post ever... this is my last post ever... this is my last post ever... WELL, THIS REALLY IS MY LAST POST EVER!!!

 

[MuskratSusie]

this is my last post ever... this is my last post ever... this is my last post ever... WELL, THIS REALLY IS MY LAST POST EVER!!!

Yeah....Sure.....

 

[Goofygirl17]

Let me tell you something. It was so much worse than that. After my son's fall, all pandemonium broke loose. There was a duck with very foul language running about. And he was only wearing a shirt - no pants! There was this goofy looking dog that walked upright and spoke. There was... well I don't know what it was, but it was blue and had like four arms. It had a tattoo that read experiment 626 on it. The thing was trashing everything in sight and burping in people's faces. Is this Disney's idea of fine dining!?!?!?

Sounds like you should have notified animal control or maybe Gantu to re-establish control. Are you sure you weren't at Animal Kingdom at feeding time?

BTW- I recommend plastic sporks. They are absolutely useless for eating but it is also impossible to impale one'e left buttock with one.

 

[Tink_Or_Belle]

I'm BACK!!! It is 5:30 did I miss the 3:00 parade?

 

[WDWKOOK]

Dining with Shamu Buffet Photos -- The Children's Table

Children get their own, personal buffet table at the Dine with Shamu event. Crispy-fried chicken strips are one of the highlights for kids. These are rather heavily breaded and mildly seasoned.

Hot dogs are another "entree" at the kid's table. Buns and condiments (mustard and ketchup) are provided, but there are no "extras" such as chili or cheese.

Macaroni and cheese is the 3rd main dish offered at the children's table. The macaroni was tender and the cheese sauce was mild and fresh, not dry and crusty.

Because of the potential for mess-making at the SeaWorld kid's buffet, it would really be best for an adult to accompany children to the buffet table.

(WHERE WERE YOU, Mr. Wall-E1? [if that is your real name])

One good thing about the Children's table at Sea World San Diego---there's no limit on the amount of food a child can take. One young man loaded up with an entire plateful of chicken strips, and left the buffet grinning from ear to ear.

 

[OK!]

Let me tell you something. It was so much worse than that. After my son's fall, all pandemonium broke loose. There was a duck with very foul language running about. And he was only wearing a shirt - no pants! There was this goofy looking dog that walked upright and spoke. There was... well I don't know what it was, but it was blue and had like four arms. It had a tattoo that read experiment 626 on it. The thing was trashing everything in sight and burping in people's faces. Is this Disney's idea of fine dining!?!?!?

Oh, come on--nothing says "fine dining" like exposed avian naughty bits. Welcome to the Jungle, indeed.

 

[LondonUnderground]

Dining with Shamu Buffet Photos -- The Children's Table

Children get their own, personal buffet table at the Dine with Shamu event. Crispy-fried chicken strips are one of the highlights for kids. These are rather heavily breaded and mildly seasoned.

Hot dogs are another "entree" at the kid's table. Buns and condiments (mustard and ketchup) are provided, but there are no "extras" such as chili or cheese.

Macaroni and cheese is the 3rd main dish offered at the children's table. The macaroni was tender and the cheese sauce was mild and fresh,not dry and crusty.

Because of the potential for mess-making at the SeaWorld kid's buffet, it would really be best for an adult to accompany children to the buffet table.

(WHERE WERE YOU, Mr. Wall-E1? [if that is your real name])

One good thing about the Children's table at Sea World San Diego---there's no limit on the amount of food a child can take. One young man loaded up with an entire plateful of chicken strips, and left the buffet grinning from ear to ear.

you mean the butt buns, that have be stabbed with forks xD

 

[Tink_Or_Belle]

while I was gone I heard that due to your complaint there will now be a whole bunch of kid free resturants a kid free hotel and Epcot will now be kid free

 

[Wall-E1]

while I was gone I heard that due to your complaint there will now be a whole bunch of kid free resturants a kid free hotel and Epcot will now be kid free

Yes, but they're still letting in the Swedes.

 

[mum4jenn]

I have not read all the replies....(I only made it to page 20) but .....


OP...just how do you know that your son has a sprained ankle???? I do not recall you ASKING any of us about this. How dare you get an actual medical opinion before telling us the symptoms and getting OUR opinions first!!!!

This is the funniest thread since.......since......since the one I started a couple of years ago about the reusable panties swap.!!!!!!

 

[LondonUnderground]

Yes, but they're still letting in the Swedes.

EPIC EPIC FAILEN! X2!

 

[LondonUnderground]

I have not read all the replies....(I only made it to page 20) but .....


OP...just how do you know that your son has a sprained ankle???? I do not recall you ASKING any of us about this. How dare you get an actual medical opinion before telling us the symptoms and getting OUR opinions first!!!!

This is the funniest thread since.......since......since the one I started a couple of years ago about the reusable panties swap.!!!!!!

reusable panties swap.

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

Excuse me while I change my pants. This thread made me pee a little.

 

[dbogen]

So why is it that the OP isn't asking for the medical bills to be paid. I mean there will be months of physical therapy from the sprain. Why aren't we concerned about this childs health. Not only that they wouldn't let him get a sugar laced drink, not he is dehrdrated??? When will it end?

 

[Wall-E1]

I have not read all the replies....(I only made it to page 20) but .....


OP...just how do you know that your son has a sprained ankle???? I do not recall you ASKING any of us about this. How dare you get an actual medical opinion before telling us the symptoms and getting OUR opinions first!!!!

This is the funniest thread since.......since......since the one I started a couple of years ago about the reusable panties swap.!!!!!!

I'm more concerned about his butt crack. Can I send you a picture?