Not only did my friend love the gift, all of the other colonels who were there thought it was hysterical. They said they'll have to remember that for other friends who are promoted.
The ceremony was beautiful. The commander of his department spoke first and introduced the dean of his department. He spoke about how he met his wife and how they finally married after 6 years, most of which were spent apart because he was stationed away and she was in med school. When he was finished with the "this is your life" portion of the presentation, he read a message acknowledging the promotion. After his wife and DDs changed his epilets, my friend spoke and gave flowers to all of the women in his life and tiffany boxes to his girls. Then the most important part, according to my friend.... we ate.
It's funny, when you're friends with someone for over 30 years, their family is just like your family. I loved seeing everyone on both sides of their family and I can't believe I'm already home from the festivities.
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