Gee Whiz, we wish we had the time...wait, we do!!!!!!

[snapppyd]

Morning all. DD13 (14 a month from tomorrow) is home sick today. I'm thinking it's either a cold or possibly strep throat. Being the bad mother I am, I came to work today and left her home alone. Well, not really alone as my MIL and FIL are downstairs, but I didn't stay home to baby her. Left her with soup, liquids, cold medicine and strict instructions to stay in bed. I figure it will probably get worse before it gets better, so I'd better come to work while she's okay on her own. There isn't much I can do for her anyway, except watch her sleep, so off to work I went. I'm sure there's some award out there for crappiest mom, but sometimes you just have to make a choice. If she were running a fever or vomitting I would have stayed home.

You are a good Mom, and she will be fine!

 

[Pakey]

Hey, Piglet, glad you made it back here. Was afeared we had scared you away.

PK, is this is the worst thing you ever do as a parent, you are doing pretty dang good.

I can already hear the ding ding ding of Las Vegas. It's probably a good thing I don't gamble.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

Pakey, I hope you have a wonderful time in Vegas!

PK, be sure to give us any updates on DD. I hate when kids are sick.

I just wanted to say, I love paper plates. The kids have been busy making art projects with them. I've had enough time to clean the bathrooms. DS is still making things. He's made a spider, a vampire mask, and now a snake.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

As promised, today's snacks.

Nothing as fancy as Snap brings. But, honestly, you don't want anything that I cook anyways. DH calls it the kitchen from hell.

 

[snapppyd]

As promised, today's snacks.

Nothing as fancy as Snap brings. But, honestly, you don't want anything that I cook anyways. DH calls it the kitchen from hell.

Do you mind if I dunk? (my goldfish in my wine, I mean)

Oh and by the way, it says your pig grocery is inactive???

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

As promised, today's snacks.

Nothing as fancy as Snap brings. But, honestly, you don't want anything that I cook anyways. DH calls it the kitchen from hell.

who is pigrocerys? and why is his account inactive?

did you steal his snacks?

besides, the only good snack is RUM with goldfish..crackers...or ritz with some pickled codfish!

or....

 

[SCHBR'smom]

I can't answer the pig grocery question, cause I don't see what ya'll are talking about. I stole the pics from photobucket. I mean borrowed.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Even if I was hungry right now, I still wouldn't want snacks from a place called Pig Grocery. I much prefer Garden Grocer when I'm in FL.

I see the piggrocery too, to the bottom left of the picture of the goldfish.

 

[snapppyd]

who is pigrocerys? and why is his account inactive?

did you steal his snacks?

besides, the only good snack is RUM with goldfish..crackers...or ritz with some pickled codfish!

or....

Excuse me, do you know the secret password? I've heard tell of a mutiny in the works


'hmm, if you knew me, and you don't,

you have given me several reasons to STAY AWAY from that pretender of a thread!!!

I prefer american women, RUM, Hors Devours of ritz crackers and sharp chedder, with a little crab or chicken on top, dogs that are real dogs and not some wannabe glorified rat hybird, and wenches that can dance!"

Does this sound like anyone we know???

 

[PrincessKsMom]

So what's the password? No one sent it to me. Should we make it something feminine so he'll be too embarassed to say it?

Estrogen
Child Birth
Feminine Hygiene Products


or why not just kill him off completely -- let's make it:


APPLE MARTINI


No self-respecting Pirate would ever utter the phrase Apple Martini!

 

[SCHBR'smom]

Teach me to pay more attention next time. I still don't see the problem, but I believe I have deleted it.

Complainers

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Maybe we need "whine" with our goldfish crackers, instead of Capri Sun juice. Of course it has been removed, but still highly visible in all the quoted posts.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Teach me to pay more attention next time. I still don't see the problem, but I believe I have deleted it.

Complainers

Ahhh, but the new rule is your undoing!

 

[SCHBR'smom]

Maybe we need "whine" with our goldfish crackers, instead of Capri Sun juice. Of course it has been removed, but still highly visible in all the quoted posts.

Ahhh, but the new rule is your undoing!

I did remember it was in the quotes, deleted anyways.

I must be getting old, still don't see it. Must be time for glasses.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I did remember it was in the quotes, deleted anyways.

I must be getting old, still don't see it. Must be time for glasses.

sure..several glasses of RUM!!!!!

 

[Pakey]

Did someone say APPLE MARTINI???? I think Goldfish crackers go very well with a martini.


Actually, I plan on having some sangria in Las Vegas. I'm going to be eating tapas and drinking sangria.

 

[snapppyd]

So what's the password? No one sent it to me. Should we make it something feminine so he'll be too embarassed to say it?

Estrogen
Child Birth
Feminine Hygiene Products


or why not just kill him off completely -- let's make it:


APPLE MARTINI


No self-respecting Pirate would ever utter the phrase Apple Martini!

Let's make it a BIG Apple Martini:

 

[snapppyd]

Did someone say APPLE MARTINI???? I think Goldfish crackers go very well with a martini.


Actually, I plan on having some sangria in Las Vegas. I'm going to be eating tapas and drinking sangria.

LOVE Sangria!!

 

[SCHBR'smom]

Apple Martini
(how's that?)

The paper plate crafts just keep going. They are now decorating the house with their creations with the hope that Daddy will be scared. How would he know the difference between a paper plate spider and snake than a real one?

 

[Where'sPiglet?]

Hey, Piglet, glad you made it back here. Was afeared we had scared you away.

Nope...not yet. Give it a little more time.

My boss has a sign in her office:

"You can't scare me. I teach."