Gee Whiz, we wish we had the time...wait, we do!!!!!!

[snapppyd]

Hot damn! Was he on clearance?

Nope, I paid top dollar, but he was worth every penny!

And sorry, but I got the last one!

 

[snapppyd]

Since it's technically a new thread, here's a picture of Paris Hairless Hilton. As you can tell by her squinty eyes, she is not used to the sunlight. She's more of a nighttime party girl, of course.

Paris! I've missed her! I think she needs a little boa to block the sun.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Nope, I paid top dollar, but he was worth every penny!

And sorry, but I got the last one!

Maybe I'll call anyway and ask, if they get more in, can I put it on layaway!

 

[snapppyd]

Maybe I'll call anyway and ask, if they get more in, can I put it on layaway!

No, they broke the mold. I got the last one!

 

[Pakey]

Dang, I wish I hadn't committed all of my spending money to buying Coach purses (it's very bad to know someone who works at a Coach store) because I have no money left to hit the sale aisles at Target.

Do you think my Paris Hairless pic scared off our new friends? I hope they come back.

 

[snapppyd]

Dang, I wish I hadn't committed all of my spending money to buying Coach purses (it's very bad to know someone who works at a Coach store) because I have no money left to hit the sale aisles at Target.

Do you think my Paris Hairless pic scared off our new friends? I hope they come back.

I think her beauty may have caused temporary hysterical blindness - the first time I saw her it took me an hour or so to refocus. I'm sure they will be back as soon as they recover.

Or maybe they're just jealous

Maybe we can bribe them:

 

[Pakey]

Wow, we've got a hunk with a French accent and we've got alcohol. This may be the best Monday ever.

 

[snapppyd]

Wow, we've got a hunk with a French accent and we've got alcohol. This may be the best Monday ever.

Ooohhh, to top it off, I made appetizers!!!

 

[SCHBR'smom]

Ooohhh, to top it off, I made appetizers!!!

Well, aren't you little Susie Homemaker! On my snack day, you'll get juiceboxes and goldfish.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Ooohhh, to top it off, I made appetizers!!!

I hope there are no lobster puffs included in that display of appetizers ('cause I know you couldn't spell hors d'oevres -- neither can I, I cheated and looked it up). You know our West Coast friend has a thing for lobster.

I'm thinking I'm definitely a juice box/goldfish kind of girl, although on my day I think I'll bring cakes and cookies and milk.

 

[snapppyd]

Well, aren't you little Susie Homemaker! On my snack day, you'll get juiceboxes and goldfish.

I can also do the Fandango!!

 

[PrincessKsMom]

I can also do the Fandango!!

Thunderbolts and lightning - very very frightening me
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo Figaro - magnifico-o-o-o

 

[snapppyd]

Thunderbolts and lightning - very very frightening me
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo Figaro - magnifico-o-o-o

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me!
He's just a poor boy, from a poor family!

 

[Pakey]

We're just having a regular old party here now with booze, appetizers, great music with Snap doin' the fandango.

I was watching The Next Iron Chef last night and they showed two lobsters getting put into the pot. Why do I watch cooking shows? I can't cook and I'm terrified of lobsters (which they always seem to show). I can't help myself; I'm stupid that way.

Okay Bohemian Rhapsody is stuck in my head now. I'll be singing to myself all day.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

 

[PrincessKsMom]

She was a good thread and will be sorely missed. She served us well and made us friends, one and all, but alas, now she is no more.

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2104850

 

[SCHBR'smom]

Does anyone know if GP made it off before she sank?

 

[PrincessKsMom]

He took the last parting shot, so I'm assuming he made it out alive.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Sorry Snap. I noticed after I posted that Scotlass was included on my invite.

Welcome back Lovesmurfs. Glad you didn't get a life.

Hey, maybe GP is like Beetlejuice. If I say his name 3 times will he appear?

Grumpy Pirate, Grumpy Pirate, Grumpy Pirate!

Actually the call is: RUM, RUM, RUM!!!!!!

Morning all.

Is Grumpy Pirate going to make us beg for his presence here? I'm not sure I'm up for that task yet.

....... Gee Whiz......

well, wenches have been know to BEG when I am around!

Evening, newcomers and shipjumpers! Wasn't it nice of GP to allow the women and children take the lifeboats as he goes down with the ship. That's a gentlemen pirate for you.

see Alphabet mom knows!!!

I can also do the Fandango!!

Is that what they are calling it now? I need to catch up on euphemisms!!

Does anyone know if GP made it off before she sank?

hey, a good pirate always has a contingency plan!

 

[SCHBR'smom]

Unfortunately, they have hair.