Gee Whiz - I wish I had the time...

[BRDof3]

I guess I'm really in the tank, then, as far as having a life. What the hay, it beats working!

 

[ols386]

I can't believe this thread is still going.

 

[glitterkittyy]

I can't believe this thread is still going.

What? Were we all supposed to develop lives over the weekend?

 

[coles1mom]

colesmom1, we may have to have a serious intervention for you..

Thank you so much for caring

Smileybug, I see you're not ready to give up the title

Shout out to everyone

 

[Smileybug]

Life is a characteristic of organisms that exhibit certain biological processes such as chemical reactions or other events that results in a transformation. Living organisms are capable of growth and reproduction, some can communicate and many can adapt to their environment through changes originating internally.[1] A physical characteristic of life is that it feeds on negative entropy.[2][3] In more detail, according to physicists such as John Bernal, Erwin Schrödinger, Eugene Wigner, and John Avery, life is a member of the class of phenomena which are open or continuous systems able to decrease their internal entropy at the expense of substances or free energy taken in from the environment and subsequently rejected in a degraded form (see: entropy and life).[4][5]
An entity with the above properties is considered to be a living organism, hence, a 'life form'. However, not every definition of life considers all of these properties to be essential. For example, the capacity for evolution is sometimes taken as the only essential property of life; this definition notably includes viruses, which do not qualify under narrower definitions as they are acellular and do not metabolize.
A diverse array of living organisms can be found in the biosphere on Earth. Properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. They undergo metabolism, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. So far, there is no evidence of extraterrestrial life.



I have to disagree with that statement. I think evidence of extraterrestial life has been found HERE!!!!!! Since we are all claiming to have no life. We must all be aliens.

 

[Smileybug]

Smileybug, I see you're not ready to give up the title

Hey....it's not often I get a title. And I want to thank you all. For with you this would not be possible.

 

[coles1mom]

 

[Smileybug]

See...told you so.

 

[LaraK]

Posting from my Crackberry just to show that even when I have a life I have no life.

 

[HelenePA]

Posting from my Crackberry just to show that even when I have a life I have no life.

Posting from the couch surrounded by sick kids while watching cartoons

 

[Smileybug]

Posting from my Crackberry just to show that even when I have a life I have no life.

Posting from a crackberry!!!! You do have a life and there is no denying it.

 

[BRDof3]

Hey, I'm not an alien. I was born in this country.

I don't, however, posses much of a life apparently, as I have been on the Dis throughout the morning. I was even working at the same time. If I communicate with all my co-workers on the web, as well as many of my friends, then I am in deep trouble in terms of life-having.

 

[Smileybug]

Posting from the couch surrounded by sick kids while watching cartoons

Posting from the couch!!!!!!! You are right. No life.

 

[glitterkittyy]

I almost have a life. I put one on lay-a-way. It'll be mine in 15.6 more payments!

 

[Smileybug]

Hey, I'm not an alien. I was born in this country.

I don't, however, posses much of a life apparently, as I have been on the Dis throughout the morning. I was even working at the same time. If I communicate with all my co-workers on the web, as well as many of my friends, then I am in deep trouble in terms of life-having.

Then how else do you explain the non-life issues?

 

[Smileybug]

I almost have a life. I put one on lay-a-way. It'll be mine in 15.6 more payments!

 

[PADISFAM]

ah man! I must really have no life! I missed the 'have no life thread'

Can I join the rest of you aliens?

 

[BRDof3]

I almost have a life. I put one on lay-a-way. It'll be mine in 15.6 more payments!

Then, when you finally get to bring it home, you'll discover that you don't have room for it. It will just get pushed from place to place, gathering dust and causing a tripping hazard. Eventually you'll sell it in a garage sale for $1.50 and somebody else will then store it right next to the exercise bicycle they bought at the last garage sale.

 

[glitterkittyy]

Then, when you finally get to bring it home, you'll discover that you don't have room for it. It will just get pushed from place to place, gathering dust and causing a tripping hazard. Eventually you'll sell it in a garage sale for $1.50 and somebody else will then store it right next to the exercise bicycle they bought at the last garage sale.

With my luck the person who bought it for $1 (not $1.50 because I can be talked down to virtually nothing lol) will put it up for sale on ebay making a quick $35,000 and gloating for all the world to see that no only do I have no life, but I gave the only chance I had at one away for a song like a moron.

 

[Smileybug]

ah man! I must really have no life! I missed the 'have no life thread'

Can I join the rest of you aliens?

Do you have proof that you don't have a life?

Then, when you finally get to bring it home, you'll discover that you don't have room for it. It will just get pushed from place to place, gathering dust and causing a tripping hazard. Eventually you'll sell it in a garage sale for $1.50 and somebody else will then store it right next to the exercise bicycle they bought at the last garage sale.

I wonder how many lives line the shelves of the local Goodwill stores.