Have you guys seen the episode of Sex in the City where the girls go to a baby shower in Long Island and are horrified? They say they will be cool parents living in the city and not turn into the baby-obsessed mothers. I just realize I have the exact same fear. I live in the middle of downtown Montreal, one of the coolest cities in North America. I am still young, and don't look like a male-cougar when I hit the bars, which I still get to do every month or two. I am a law student, and majored in political science, so I feel like I can have good current affairs conversations. Despite this all, all I want to do is talk about Mark's hallowe'en costume. Please, if I ever start talking about a "Diaper Genie" just give me a quick slap!