I hate:
If I'm the only customer, and the entire crew working are talking comfortably with each other...and then they spot me. Silence. Dead silence. They all watch me like a hawk. I get very uncomfortable being the center of so much attention, and they make it clear that they are putting their conversation on hold, so I usually get the heck out ASAP.
"Are you looking for anything in particular?" Uh, a good bargain on something I can use??
Sales that are 2 or more families together. Inevitably, if I want to haggle on something, "oh, it belongs to Sue, and she's not here. I can't take less."
Same concept, lots of families and they want to keep all the profits separate. "Let's see, that's $.25 for Sue, and $.50 for Amy, and $1.50 for Emily, and $2 for Bob..." and I just want to say, "here's my $4.25. Can I leave now?" Oh, and of course, I can't just ask "will you take $4?" so I don't have to fish out a quarter, because of course, Sue isn't there!
I love the lemonade stands, but they lead to my biggest pet peeve: overbearing moms!! Here's what happens: I ask adorable lil Jimmy how much for lemonade. He lisps cutely, "$.25." I offer him a dollar and say I'll take one. Mom swoops in, pours my lemonade, grabs my dollar and gives me $.75 while Jimmy sits there motionless!!
I now say I'll buy lemonade, but only from the child selling. I actually tell the parents that if they remain silent and let their child figure out the change, and actually serve me, I will buy. If the parents say, "Jimmy, her change will be $.75," forget it. I'll give Jimmy a dime, but I refuse to reward parents who won't give their kids a chance to actually sell lemonade!!
Rant over.