went to see Wicked at the Apollo Victoria then walked to Westminter and boarded a circle line tube train....stayed on for a couple of circuits, and the got off at Liverpool Street and got on a train to Braintree
From Braintree in Essex went on 'one' railway to Harwich international docks and got a ship to Amserdam, visited a Red light district, and then purchased some cloggs!
brushed myself off and hopped on a bus to sorrento, met a tall dark handsome stranger who asked me out to dinner but disapeared when the bill came! I sneaked out the back door but where to run?..................
on a plane, we landed in New Zealand, and went to see some film sets and ate bbq lamb with the locals, having had enough dodgy beer it seemed like a good idea to get on a boat to...
...las Vages by private jet, was met at the runway by the owner of the Bellagio who is a good friend, I spent most of the night playing the roulette wheel and won a lot of money so I treated myself by flying off in a helicopter to..........
... New York! spent a day browsing at Saks and Tiffanys then retired to the Plaza to spend a night in the penthouse suite, next morning I realised I'd spent all my winnings so I had to sneak out of the Plaza without paying and hitch hiked to...
.......Niagra falls where I became a tour guide on the boats, however getting wet all the time was not my idea of fun, so I got in a boat and sailed to.............
Struck oil made lots of lots of money sold it to the Yanks, jumped over the Bering Straight into Russia and in Siberia was arrested as a SPY then the KGB took me to......
...Where I managed to walk along the great wall for about 10 miles, before the red cross picked me up as I was tired and hungry, they took me to a camp just outside........................
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