Funny things kids say at Disney

[Megkel]

My 3 year old is excited about going to Disney World, this will be her first trip. We are going to be there on my birthday so now she tells everyone "My birthday we go to Chucky Cheese, Mommy's birthday we go to the Princess Castle"! Nothing like comparing Disney to Chucky Cheese!
She also calls disney the "Princess Castle" she is so excited about just the castle!

 

[wilde_oscar]

"we could take the monorail, or the ferry"

"which is more magical?"

 

[djthereplay]

Last year my 4 year old demanded we sing the Nemo song at Epcot,,we didnt know what he was talking about...he was getting pretty mad after 5 mins of us trying to think and singing songs we thought it might be. I asked him to sing a bit of it for us.. this is what he sang.. "there was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his Nemo"!!

I am Pretty Speechless on this one. I guess This is what you get When You Cross " The Bingo Song ", and Nemo.

Good One !!!!,

- Dwight

 

[Rockclimber]

When my son was 2 I was pointing and telling him, "look Cole, Spaceship Earth." And he very irrated said, "No Daddy, Ball!!" Wow, was I wrong. Needless to say we milked that one all trip.

This one cracks me up to this day. I was in the men's room, when I overheard a conversation from a little boy and his dad who were in the stall. The conversation went like this.

Little boy -" Wow, dad that stinks.... Does yours stink?"

Dad - "Yeah, mine stinks, your moms' stinks, everyones stinks."

I came out laughing hysterically, as the poor mom was unknowingly waiting for them outside. It was truly hard to look her way.

Dad had to bring mom in on that one.

 

[sage10]

last year we took my 4 year old twins. Well my son is tall, and my daughter isn't. So we were trying to get on Star Tours. It was our first ride where they had to be checked for height. We had avoided it at all the other parks. So the guy walks up and checks their height, my son is fine, but he keeps rechecking the girl. My son walks back over and very loudy asks "are you a boy or a girl?" several times! I kept trying to hush him and tell him that he was a boy, but he just wouldn't quite asking. I was dying!

 

[cannonballer]

omg, I am SO going to be calling it Apricot from now on...

Whats the big deal? My wife and I call it Apricot!!!
heres some from our language! lol

Monotrain
Aminal Kingdom
Sea Woyoild
Disme Woiold
Kissonmee
Fairy Boats
walts house
I dont see the big deal in saying these things I am 34 years old!!!

 

[cannonballer]

last year we took my 4 year old twins. Well my son is tall, and my daughter isn't. So we were trying to get on Star Tours. It was our first ride where they had to be checked for height. We had avoided it at all the other parks. So the guy walks up and checks their height, my son is fine, but he keeps rechecking the girl. My son walks back over and very loudy asks "are you a boy or a girl?" several times! I kept trying to hush him and tell him that he was a boy, but he just wouldn't quite asking. I was dying!

Thats rude I wouldve yank my pants down and said BOY if I was still a child!

 

[Atchley]

DS decided he had to go #2 while we were in the park. DH took him to the bathroom and stood outside the stall waiting for him. DS of course taking his time started talking to DH. The conversation went something like this I'm told.

Dad?
Yeah.
I've got 3 poops.
Shhh. Just hurry up and finish DS.
Dad?
Yeah.
How many poops do you have?

I was waiting outside with DD. I seen several men walk out of the restroom smirking but didn't think anything about it. DH came outside and was laughing and had to tell me what DS had said. I guess there was a burst of laughter by the men inside the restroom when DS said it.

(He would be soooo embarrassed if he knew I was typing this!)

 

[mkrober]

Our DD (7) was terrified to get on Tower of Terror and Rock-n-Roller coaster and on both I told her the rides were " a piece of cake"- she would love them and not be scared at all ... Well, after riding both rides, on our way to lunch she informed me that I owed her 2 pieces of cake!!!!! It took me a minute but I dies laughing that she thought I would give her a piece of cake if she would ride the ride.

 

[BowlersDoDisney]

We had the good fortune to be "Family of the Day"... as we were trying to decide how late to stay at MK our son said... "We opened up this park and we are gonna shut it down!" Too too funny... but profound.

 

[donaldsgal]

Thats rude I wouldve yank my pants down and said BOY if I was still a child!

I think the poster meant the SON was asking the CM if he was a boy or girl. That's the only reason I think the person would be shushing and laughing about it.

My DCousin went with us to Hoop Dee Doo. She was 3 at the time. The entire audience was laughing boisterously, and Grace looked us the rest of us at the table and said, "SSSSHHHHHHH! People are trying to SLEEP!" Shame on us for disturbing those unfortunate souls who tried to catch some Zzzzz's at HDD!

 

[3kidsfordis]

Just arriving at TTC. Monorail swoops overhead. DS age 5 says very excited, "Mom, are we taking the subway?" Can't take the city out of the kid!

 

[ktlm]

Not WDW, but we heard a good one today after seeing Disney on Ice. We were in the car on the way home and my 3 year old DD was talking to her Grandma telling her about the show and she said. "Peter Pan was my favorite part, except that Peter Pan didn't fly very good today, he had to have a rope". All I could think to say was - They must have been low on pixie dust today.

 

[EmilyJ]

These are all too cute!

 

[Big Daddy Incredible]

My DS who was 2 at the time, saw Spaceship Earth for the first time and declared it the "biggest ball of all".

 

[kadesha]

We were on the way to take my youngest DD to Celebration hospital because she had been running a fever for a few days. As we were sitting in traffic my older DD (who was 4 at the time) said "this is taking too long! let's just get a fastpass!"

 

[BibbidyBobbidyBoo]

ohmygoodness these are all so adorable! I LOVE this thread!

I had taken my GD and her dad down there the year before. My GD is a daredevil, but her dad hates roller coasters. She really wanted to ride Rock & Rollercoaster at MGM, but her dad told her no and said she'd be scared. She put both hands on her hips, and said, "you have to be kidding dad. You mean you'll be scared". I offered to ride it with her, but he refused. A year later I took her back down there for the GM-GD alone trip, when she was about 8 y/o. Before we left, she begged me to allow her to ride Rock & Rollercoaster this time. She asked me right in front of her dad. I looked at him and he just shrugged his shoulders and said whatever, but she'll be scared. My GD gave him a disgusted look and said she wouldn't. Anyway, as soon as we entered MGM, she immediately wanted to go ride the rollercoaster. I asked her twice and she just gave me a disgusted look and assured me she'd love it. Once we got through the preshow and out to the car, I again told her it wasn't too late to bypass it. She gave me a disgusted look, jumped in the car and started looking for a way to fasten a seatbelt. I pulled the chest restraint down over her and told her to hold on to it. She suddenly gave me a panicked look and demanded to know where the seat belts were. Just as I told her there wasn't any and the chest restraint would hold her in, a CM came by and my GD called out to her, "What do you mean there's no seat belts?". The ride took off just then and she spent most of the ride saying she was going to fall out. When we got off the ride, I nervously asked her if she was OK. She assured me she was. I asked her if she wanted to ride it again. She gave me a tentative look and said maybe later she wanted to think about it. She got real quiet and stayed that way. After we walked through the gift shop and all the way outside, we got to that little area where people wait outside the gift shop for their family members to get off the ride. She suddenly put both hands on her hips, and yelled, "Why did you let me get on that ride. That was not a very good idea!". I laughed and reminded her that she had insisted on riding it. She gave me the most disgusted look and said, "What do I know, I'm a kid!". Everyone sitting there heard her, and just died laughing.

You're granddaughter cracks me up! She reminds me a lot of MY 8yr old- hands on hips and all. (and she would have responded to her father the same way, then if it was something she didn't end up liking all that much- she'd have reacted the same way afterwards. She ALSO would have been wondering where the seatbelt was. LOL hilarious.....)

 

[nicoleakr]

Can we go swimming again?

Nothing like paying thousands of dollars to go swimming.

My kids say the same thing.Funny thing is we have a pool at home.

 

[teddygurlkeekee]

DS decided he had to go #2 while we were in the park. DH took him to the bathroom and stood outside the stall waiting for him. DS of course taking his time started talking to DH. The conversation went something like this I'm told.

Dad?
Yeah.
I've got 3 poops.
Shhh. Just hurry up and finish DS.
Dad?
Yeah.
How many poops do you have?

I was waiting outside with DD. I seen several men walk out of the restroom smirking but didn't think anything about it. DH came outside and was laughing and had to tell me what DS had said. I guess there was a burst of laughter by the men inside the restroom when DS said it.

(He would be soooo embarrassed if he knew I was typing this!)

lol my 3 year old stepson does the same thing!! I crack up everytime i take him to hte bathroom, as they have no discresion at all! lol

 

[paintnolish]

During Illuminations at Epcot, the planet Earth came out onto the water. DD (5) asked what it was. I told her it was Earth. She said,"Our Earth? The one we're on?" I started laughing and said,"How can it be our Earth? We're standing on it now?!?" People around us were laughing. No offense blondes, but we call her our little blonde...she's a brunette!