Funny ride comments, descriptions, nicknames, etc.

[Golf4food]

While riding El Gran Fiesta Tour a couple of weeks ago there were two teenage girls in the row behind us. One asked the other, "What is this ride like?" To which the other replid, "It's like It's a Small World... but with ducks!"


What funny ride descriptions, comments, or nicknames do you have or have heard?

 

[BriarRosie]

A comment one of my friends overheard on the Maharajah Jungle Trek at AK:

"Look, honey. Tigers. Just like Chaka Khan from 'The Jungle Book'."

A comment I overheard a father telling his son at Disneyland, as I walked near them by the Monstro the Whale sculpture at the Storybookland Canal Boats:

"That's the whale that swallowed Jonah."

A comment I just heard in July I was NOT happy about. The wenchbag of a mom told this to her son, who appeared to be middle school age:

"Stop being a baby! You are going to go on Tower of Terror..."

I hate that because nobody should force someone to ride an attraction they are not comfortable with, especially one that is considered a thrill ride. I rode Space Mountain in 1977 when I was a kid because my brother and sister wanted to ride it, and it scared me to death. My parents didn't force me to go on it again. I got over my fear of coasters around age 12-13. But when I was 7, I was frozen in fear on it.