Got a little time on my hands this morning so I've treated myself to pages 565 - 575. Keep it coming everybody - you don't know what this thread has meant to me!

Am I missing the joke? Sounds like fantastic advice to me.
Good Lord...what do parents today do about paper mache now that newspapers no longer exist?
Yes, and it just may well be, if I can ever get DH to get the damn 2022 paperwork together.