oh boy. i have a TON of these.
okay..well..i'll start off with the one my lovely group always starts out with. it was like..oh maybe two years ago and we decided to go to animal kingdom. my brother and his wife split up with me and my friend and we decided to ride kali river rapids. well. the line was awfully long, and my friend, amber got hungry. so, me being the ever cheap-o disney girl pulled off my bag and thrust it at her, telling her that inside there was snacks. of course, she went straight for the flaming hot cheetos. so. we rode the ride, had a grand old time, and after finishing up the AK, we park hopped over to epcot. our goal was to finally ride mission:space.
so. we go and get our fast passes and my brother decides he's hungry. now, knowing that me, amber, and his wife, casey, were picky, and could never decide or agree on anything, he knew this would be harder than it looked. also, to add to this, amber and i thought it would be amusing that we half-make a riku (kingdom hearts) shirt so i could wear it in the park. which i did. so. my brother proceeds to drag us into the world showcase. everybody wants to eat something different and josh (brother) was getting antsy. so. he grabbed my and ambers arms and dragged us, while running through the whole world show case, from france, to mexico, to italy and finally back to china.
now. after eating i thought it would be smart to atleast have everyone TRY to go to the bathroom, just incase. i really didnt want to deal with puke on the ride. my brother is the only one who actually went before we got on the ride. personally, i thought it was awesome, and so did my brother and casey, but amber wasn't so lucky. as soon as we were out of our compartment, she started waddling...not walking...out of the ride. of course, the three of us are giggling at her like idiots and as soon as we were out the door she started jumping and whining to use the bathroom. while i was about to explain to her how to get to the closest bathrooms, a couple tourists came up to me (asuming i worked there because of the shirt) and asked me for directions to the bathroom as well...so i happily helped the both of them.
the three of us sat down outside the bathrooms and waited for atleast 20 minutes, before casey stood up and announced that she was going to see if amber was okay. she went into the bathroom, and not 2 minutes later, she came running out with the most terrified look on her face. she explained that amber just sounded like she was dying and it stunk horribly in the bathroom. now of course, me being the best friend that i am, thought maybe she got sick and decided to try my luck in the bathroom of doom. turns out that amber was fine...in the bathroom... but maybe not so lucky. she just told me she felt a little "queasy" if you know what i mean. so i let her be and retreated back outside, giggling like an idiot.
josh asked me what was up and i was about to reply when he just sort of pointed over my shoulder. i turned, and was met with the funniest site i had ever seen. there was amber, standing in the middle of a crowd, patting her face down with a wet rag and squinting (didn't have her glasses) while trying to find us. it took us all a good 5 minutes to compose ourselves and drag her back over to us. needless to say, flaming hot cheetos were never allowed again.
that might not seem too funny to you, but it was to us. i guess you just sort of had to be there. o0
other little stories are:
we were in the bathroom at the magic kingdom, and this mom brought in her son. i was waiting by the sinks for someone when i heard this excited voice yell: "Wow mom! even the toilets are magical!"
i dressed up as tinker bell for
mnsshp a couple years back. underneath my tink dress i had these pink bloomers. we rode space mountain and when i stood up to get out, my dress was bunched around my waist and i displayed my very pink behind to the people behind me. needless to say i turned as pink as those shorts.
it was raining really badly one day in the middle of the summer and my mom and i were at the mk with my nephew, waiting on my brother. i decided to call him and see where he was and he informed me that they were running through the parking lot in the pouring rain. of course, when they got there, amber, had a white t-shirt on with a black bra beneath. needless to say everyone got an afternoon wet t-shirt contest in the middle of main street.
we were on the haunted mansion and i wasn't looking where i was going and i tripped over my own two feet and landed face first on the moving platform. i dont think ive ever seen a haunted mansion cm smile that widely before.
we were on the monrail, just two weeks ago and we were park hopping from epcot to the mk. the emergency exit above my brothers head was dripping and he rose his hand to wipe away the water before it could fall again. his big hand got caught on the handle and he didn't notice before he pulled away and popped off the emergency exits door. everyone in the monrail was silent until i finally said "holy. crap. you BROKE the monorail!"
about 2 years ago, we were trying to get from the magic kingdom to mgm in hopes of seeing fantasmic. we were late, so we decided we'd make it to epcot in time to see illuminations. well. (oh yes, same day as the flaming hot cheeto story XD) by this time, my shoes have been off for a good hour and we've been walking all day long, amber was complaining of "chub-rub" (dont ask) and casey was whining about food. when we got to epcot, we could hear the fireworks going off and we quickly ran into the park. this security guard yells "miss! put your shoes on and no running! its a safety issue!" i paused and kinda watched as my brother kept on running. i grinned, winked and walked five steps before taking off again. amber didnt run at all, so when the fireworks were over, and we were walking out of the park she was just coming up to us on the bridge to the world showcase and goes "....wait...theyre over already?"
about 3 weeks ago, my cousin and my friend aya were trying to get to spectro magic. we were hopping from epcot and knew we were late. so were proceeded to sing the parade song, and got about 4 little kids singing to. when we got there, we ran past the gates and followed the parade all the way down mainstreet. we cut off chernabog atleast 5 times as we ran from mainstreet, to tomorrow land, fantasy land, and through liberty square, and finally ending in frontier land. where we cut him off again. this guy turns and looks at us and goes "...wow...and i thought WE were disney freaks."
at mnsshp this past oct.13, i was tinker bell...again. but this time, the top of my dress wasn't very...cooperative. it kept falling and it caused a problem. i had to have my friends watch my top and make sure nothing happened. we were watching the boo to you parade and i was sitting on my knees because i was excited that peter pan was coming. i deserved a picture darnit. so when they got there, my brothers like "peter!! peeetterrr!!!" and he turns and sees us waving like idiots, and comes over, gives me the oddest look and goes "well...hello..tinker bell.." and was promptly dragged away by a very mad looking wendy. of course i had no idea WHY they acted so strangely, i thought it was part of the show. boy was i wrong. my brother tapped me on the shoulder and goes "hey tink...might wanna fix your dress.." i was never more emberassed in my life.
hmm i think thats it for now..lol if i think of more i'll be sure to share. wow. i write too much.
First, she put her elbows on the table. What was she thinking? So, he grabbed a pack of Sweet-N-Low and stuck it to the wall, making her put her nose to it. Then, she didn't eat all of her chicken, and got in trouble again. You all should see that look we got on the camera.
dale ran after him and threw the napkin at chip and then chip threw it at this old man sitting in a rocking chair right near where we were. I thought that was the funniest thing ever!! 
did you ever find him?? 
