I'm sure I'll come up with more actual dialogue later, but right now a few particular moments come to mind.
- The time my cousin was dared to drink a container of ketchup at a restaurant in exchange for a
LEGO piece. And he did it.
- [That same day] I challenged everyone at the table to a straw-lightsaber duel before our dinner arrived.
- Any failed high-five moments are pretty epic.
- That one day when my brother and cousin attempted to clone me by pulling out my hair and putting it in orange Gatorade.
- Impromptu "Can't Touch This" dancing when I pick my brother up from school. By me. In front of his daycare. [Last time I did this he covered his face and ran ahead.
]
- Impromptu dancing of any kind.
- Our oldest cousin was coming to visit us for winter break, and my closest cousin was talking about how excited she was for him to visit and accidentally said she couldn't wait until James Franco came. I kindly told her that I've studied Freudian slips in psychology class.
- My brother once said that cows are rectangular prisms.
- Just a couple of days ago, my dad referred to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss as "the Huckleberrys."
- I was playing this board game with my cousins where, whenever you land on a space, you draw a card and might encounter a monster of some sort.
"And it's.....a frost giant!"
"Is it a fan of poetry?"
- That insanely hilarious time when there was a worm in the house and my brother and I hid in my brother's room while my dad was getting rid of it with a piece of paper. A little while later, my dad came to the door and slipped the paper under the door. Never have I heard my brother shriek so loudly or try to claw his way up the wall [and later, jump over our sofa] so desperately. [The paper he slipped under the door turned out to be a fake. My dad had already thrown the worm away.]
I'll definitely post more when I get them.
