>> Funniest Overheard Comments Part II <<

[avviexxx]

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[carps09]

This isn't really an overheard gem since the kid was shouting for everyone to hear, but nonetheless...

We were on the Cali Grill's observation deck getting ready to watch Wishes and they were just starting the music. It was a magical moment except for the little kid next to me who was screaming WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WHO? WHO? WHO? with his head through the railing. He did this for 10 minutes straight, it's on our fireworks video.

 

[Bounce_Tigger]

Last month I was sitting at a resort bus stop waiting for an MK bus. There was a family nearby and all I heard was a young boy pipe up with "It was so much fun, I almost threw up!"

I laughed out loud at that. I'm thinking it should be a slogan for WDW!

 

[Pjimmeyer]

Just got back and I remember a couple:

We overheard a mother and son behind us changing monorails to go to epcot: Son says "I'm NOT in a very good mood today!" Mom without missing a beat says in a very cheery voice "That's okay son, we can put you on a plane back to Ohio and you can stay with grandma." Son: "...feeling better."

Later on in the store after Mission Space a father to his son: "All right...you can pick one thing...and I'll tell you what its going to be..."

 

[jmartinez1895]

We have a special needs child so we often use the handicap line. While in the line a couple in front of us had a older child in a wheelchair. When we got to a point where the handicap line ran next to the standard line a man looked over and asked if the child really needed a wheelchair. The dad with out thinking twice or craking a smile told the man, "No, he's just really lazzy".

 

[Pjimmeyer]

Bumpity

 

[annej]

We just returned on Sunday. We overheard the following leaving the MK one night.

Kid to his mom "Can we just get it over with and kill me already?"

She then proceeded to put the death grip on him as they were swallowed up by the crowd!

 

[disneylovin24]

I haven't read through this whole thread, so I don't know if this one has already been posted! But how about my best friend, who was my roommate in Orlando at the time, thought EPCOT was inside the big "golfball'!!! She didn't realize it was an outdoor theme park!!! She was so amazed when we got there!! We all had a good laugh at her expense for a while after that!!

I hear so many people a day at EPCOT refer to it as the golf ball, but your friend just took it to a new level

Overheard in the American Adventure theater after the show:

"I didn't think that was Mark Twain at first"
"Shoot, I thought it was the KFC guy!"

We were on the GMR, sitting up in the first car with the gangser. My friend, seeing it for the first time was right into it. The gangster said "snakes! why did it have to be snakes!" And my friend said "You've got the gun- shoot it" The look on the poor CM's face said it all.

I guess they don't learn that in training

 

[disneylovin24]

We were having lunch last week in Pizzafari at AK, and a dad was looking for his son and loudly calling out his name, which happened to be Marco. You guessed it - every time he hollered "Marco" several people yelled back "Polo"!

I bet that happens to him in a lot of places

 

[lotzasunshine]

subbing!!!

 

[justgeorgi]

Ok..not quite overheard but for years we tried to convince my best friends husband to travel with us to Disney and take his wife and 3 kids on vacation. His answer was always "I don't have $2,000 to give to no d@mn mouse."

One day my bestfriend finds out he is getting a BIG bonus at work and since she took care of the bills she basically booked the trip, tickets and paid for half of the rental house we booked and told him "take off two weeks in January" because we are going to Disney.

He was perturbed but excited for his family.

Well there are MANY quotes he said on that trip.

1. Seconds after stepping into the Magic Kingdom (just under train depot) he says "Ok where do we meet Bugs Bunny?"

2. In Epcot's "Germany" he picks up a Hummel (well known to be expensive) and say's FIFTY DOLLARS?!? (looks around in embarrassment as he realizes he yelled it) and says "Wow, you've got really nice stuff in here!"

3. While in Pleasure Island's "Adventurer's Club" we are all singing the club song and he says "how the heck does everyone know this song" to which the Colonel (a puppet) taps the HUGE tapestry he has already pointed out and say's UP HERE GENIUS!

As for him riding rides...he was a bit of a chicken and refused anything but the TAMEST. Basically if his son couldn't go on with him, he wasn't going on either.

And the best part of my trip with them? Practical Jokes! This man did NO research "Thats up to the wife" and didn't know what anything was. His son was 18 months old and he wanted his SON to do everything. Sorry Charlie, height requirements and all. So he wanted to take him on the train he saw going around MK. I said "Oh he can't go on because of the height requirement because there are no seatbelts but since its your first trip, I will wait with him while YOU go on it. He said "oh thats so sweet of you" and proceeded to get on the "train." Which just so happened to be Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. I never laughed so hard.

2 days later we were in Epcot and his little girl fell in love with "Apricot" as she called the "big ball" and we went on it over and over again. Her daddy thought the spiel about communication was amazing and was very impressed. That night we went to EMH at Magic Kingdom and he asked me what Space Mountain was. I told him it was very similar to the "big ball" as they called it but it taught all about space rather than communication. Sucker bought it hook line and sinker. Since we had no kids with us that night we had no reason for baby swap and we got him on before he realized what it was.

 

[justgeorgi]

Oh and related to my earlier post.

Same family went with our family to visit Parc' Disneyland in Paris.

Same husband of best friend went with NO research about the park (or the country for that matter.)

We were there for Christmas a few years ago.

He looks around one afternoon...after being there a few days and says wide eyed and seriously "Everyone here sounds weird, its like they are speaking a foreign language"

I kid you not.

 

[ceasarbarb]

In Animal Kingdom walking toward the Tree of Life, overheard a lady say to her friend "did they carve that out of a real tree?". AK seems to have the most common phrase "is that real?"

 

[magicallyDisney001]

And the best part of my trip with them? Practical Jokes! This man did NO research "Thats up to the wife" and didn't know what anything was. His son was 18 months old and he wanted his SON to do everything. Sorry Charlie, height requirements and all. So he wanted to take him on the train he saw going around MK. I said "Oh he can't go on because of the height requirement because there are no seatbelts but since its your first trip, I will wait with him while YOU go on it. He said "oh thats so sweet of you" and proceeded to get on the "train." Which just so happened to be Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. I never laughed so hard.

2 days later we were in Epcot and his little girl fell in love with "Apricot" as she called the "big ball" and we went on it over and over again. Her daddy thought the spiel about communication was amazing and was very impressed. That night we went to EMH at Magic Kingdom and he asked me what Space Mountain was. I told him it was very similar to the "big ball" as they called it but it taught all about space rather than communication. Sucker bought it hook line and sinker. Since we had no kids with us that night we had no reason for baby swap and we got him on before he realized what it was.

And that is why I always research amusement parks beforehand

 

[pkondz]

...So he wanted to take him on the train he saw going around MK. I said "Oh he can't go on because of the height requirement because there are no seatbelts but since its your first trip, I will wait with him while YOU go on it. He said "oh thats so sweet of you" and proceeded to get on the "train." Which just so happened to be Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. I never laughed so hard...

...That night we went to EMH at Magic Kingdom and he asked me what Space Mountain was. I told him it was very similar to the "big ball" as they called it but it taught all about space rather than communication. Sucker bought it hook line and sinker. Since we had no kids with us that night we had no reason for baby swap and we got him on before he realized what it was.

Just Oh to have seen his face during SM or BTMRR.

 

[pkondz]

Same family went with our family to visit Parc' Disneyland in Paris... He looks around one afternoon...after being there a few days and says wide eyed and seriously "Everyone here sounds weird, its like they are speaking a foreign language"

Oh... My... God.... (or rather Bon Dieu!)

 

[wdwgirl03]

My parents and sister got back. I forget where they heard this, but my dad said he overheard someone asking somebody else if they liked one of the rides more than the House of Terror.

 

[Leeanne]

I was pregnant with DS and we were eating at a restaurant (dont remember which) but there was a family at the table behind us. The little boy asked his daddy why my belly was sooo big...His dad said shes got a baby in her tummy and the little boy said..."where did she get the baby at?" The daddy looked at him and said with the straightest face on earth and said...."WALMART"!!!!!!!! I laughed until I cried.....

Note to self.....don't go to Wal-Mart!!!!!!

 

[pocahontasgal87]

me and my family were standing in line for buzz lightyear ride, my dad let out a quiet fart...a min later two ppl ahead of us were like "eww whats thats smell???" lmao i thought it was funnny, we still talk bout it to this day

 

[Virtucomp]

Back when DS was younger and did not want to ride ToT we got him to go through the line to see the preshow. We would just take the Chicken out exit.

So at the point where DD and DW are getting on the Elevator we let the CM know DS and I are not going on. This younger boy and his dad are waiting with us for the Chicken out exit. The Exit is actually a regular elevator if you didn't know. So the doors open and the young boy's dad walks right in and the young boy backs into DS and myself.

He thought "this must be a trick" to get me to go on the ride! We finally convinced him that it was ok to get on THIS elevator and it would not drop like the ride.