Funniest Disney memory?

[eeyoresmom]

Sitting here feeling like I am so sick of all the planning for a short trip with DH in November and a big one for spring break with the kids....then DD (27) texts me saying that every time she hears"Let it Go" it reminds her of the girls only trip we took and the adorable 3 yo belting it out in the back of the bus....Her text reminded ME that we have had some of the best and funniest times at Disney. Here's one I still chuckle over. My DD is kind of "eeyore-ish"(hence the screen name). One late night , she was about 16 then and wearing a denim mini skirt,we were on an extremely crowded bus coming back to OKW from DTD. I was sitting and she was standing in front of me holding on to the bar. There were a bunch of rowdy 14 yo boys crushed up against her, swaying to and fro not even trying to hold themselves steady. We get to the first OKW bus stop ( we were the last), and she looks at me all serious and says " Mom, can we get off here ? I think I just got pregnant "

 

[floreksa]

My parents took my sister and I when we were teens. I was probably 17, she was 15 and my sister was a BEAR - complaining the whole time about her feet hurting and being too hot at WS in EPCOT. I thought my dad was going to kill her. We finally stop and dad announces he's getting an ice cream cone. My sister pesters him for a bite and takes the first lick and the scoop falls right off the cone!!! The look on her face!! Dad just scooped it up off the table and shoved it back on the cone. Mom and I didn't bother asking for a bite. Lol. We went back to the pool after that.

 

[BudgieMama]

Waiting on the bridge for our Be Our Guest reservation, and listening to the CM deal with all the questions. Mostly normal stuff, until one guy walks up to her, looks up at Beast's Castle and asks:
"Is that Harry Potter World?"

We nearly cried with laughter. I don't know how the CM kept a straight face!

 

[dday2022]

DW or I have posted this a couple of times, but it's still funny.

In about '03 DW, DD(1), MiL, and I were staying at Animal Kingdom. We had a second floor room in the center of one of the wings, we could see every balcony on the same floor. One afternoon, while DD was taking a nap,we were sitting on the balcony watching the animals. We suddenly heard this 'eeek' and the sound of a slamming sliding door. We all looked to see a buck naked young man facing into his room and shaking his thing at a similarly clad young woman on the other side of the door, whom we could only assume was his new wife.

My wife, mother-in-law and I all burst into laughter, the young man turned around and sheepishly at us before disappearing into his room.

 

[KimP5]

Cracking up reading!

I've told this on here just recently, but I'll add to this post.

When our oldest DD was 3, and middle DD was 3 months we were in MK. Being the great parents we are, we had stuck a luggage tag on the 3yo with our contact info, dutifully pointed out the CM's name tags so she knew who to go to if she got lost, and instructed her on what to do if someone tried to grab her.

That afternoon, the baby needed to nurse, so she and I left to go find the mommy nursing room, and DH took the 3yo to ride the carousel.

After a little while, it was time for us to all meet up, and DD did not want to leave the carousel. (you all can see where this is going...)

After her whining and protesting, DH opts to just pick her up and carry her away.

DD begins yelling, "HELP! HELP! A BAD MAN'S GOT ME!!" at the top of her lungs. Poor DH was all

Nobody even said a word or anything! Probably because she was all at the time.

 

[eyehartdisney]

It was an all girl's trip, and we were disney bounding the Tremaine family. We were having dinner at 1900 Park Fare, the last booking of the night. One of the servers dropped and broke a plate, and from all around the restaurant the Tremaines turned as one and shouted out "CINDERELLA!" And later, they made her clear our plates away. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

 

[pennyg]

We took our kids for the first time this past January. On the day we went to Epcot we were hoping to head straight over to Test Track since we couldn't get a FP+ for that one. We were there at opening but by the time we made it to the ride (the kids walked SLOW) there was an hour wait. We are a family of four so we had two single riders (who I think were a couple) added to our car. My younger DD (6 at the time) was really tired of waiting by the time we got on the actual ride, it was the longest wait we had so far. When the ride was over, she said in her loud little girl voice "That was it? We waited a whole hour just for that? You drive faster than that at home, Mommy." Her sister (8 at the time) added "And way scarier." I thought the couple getting off were going to fall over laughing. DH and I were laughing pretty hard, too.

The girls have made this a running joke. Every so often they throw their hands up and scream "TEST TRACK!" while I'm driving.

Disclaimer: I'm really not a bad driver. Really.