Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[FanOfStitch]

First let me say, this thread has made me laugh out loud many times. I had to stop reading at work as I got busted.

Not sure if this will seem as funny written down as it was when it happened, but I'll give it a try.

Anyway, last year we were at Typhoon Lagoon in August. As you know, Florida gets rain every afternoon in August. So it's starts raining but since it was not lightning out, they did not close the wave pool or the park. As everyone is making a b-line for the exits, my son and I headed to the pool. As we are walking we pass a woman and her son, just getting out of the wave pool. As they're walking the mom yells at her son "Hurry up and get to the buses before we get soaking wet!!"

My son and I just about died. I mean, they were just in how many millions of gallons of water??

 

[DizzneyDi]

A few years ago DS and I were at EPCOT and we decided to see Food Rocks while waiting for our FPs to Living with the Land to be due. The parks were very uncrowded that trip, and there were just a handful of people in the theater. We sat next to what looked like a pair of sisters (adults). These women got so involved in that silly little show. They were clutching each other and literally screaming with laughter from beginning to end. I've never seen anything quite like it! When we were leaving the theater, DS said "If they got that excited over this, how are they going to react to Test Track or Spaceship Earth!" We kinda figured that sisterly aneurysms were a definite possibility! Fortunately they didn't do Living with the Land with us. Just imagine how they would have reacted to Mickey-shaped vegetables!

 

[disneyaggie]

On our June trip this year DD and I could hardly contain our laughter when a goup of Very large ladies charged by us at Magic Kingdom with the front lady shouting at the top of her lungs " Where is them bumper cars? I wanna ride them bumper cars!"
For the rest of the trip and still today we laugh about "them bumper cars".

Oh, too funny!

You should have told the them that them bumper cars were next to the ferris wheel!

 

[UltimateWDWFan]

We were eating breakfast at the resort and a family of folks from Britian sat down next to us. The kids were eating pastries with their fingers. Up walks mom and says "Just because we are in America doesn't mean you have to eat like them, use a fork and knife."

My family just looked around the table at each other and cracked up.

I love that one! I can't even understand why some people thing that pizza requires utensils!

 

[UltimateWDWFan]

We just got back this morning and we heard some pretty funny things but two that stick out right now is when we were on the bus to MK from CSR. This women infront of us was talking to her husband when we drive by the Wilderness Lodge. She turns to him and is all excited because she loves this resort. She goes to him " Hey look it's the Wilderness Lodge, it's like this lodge that's in the Wilderness". Wow!! What a great discription.... hence the name "Wilderness Lodge" The same women than asks her two little boys if when the bus stops at the MK if they want to take the boat or the monorail to the MK??? Where did she think the bus we were on was taking her???

Another one was when we were going to MGM and we were driving by the Swan and Dolphin and this lady yells accross the bus to her mother "Hey Mom look it's the Grande Floridian. I've stayed there tons of times" When did the Grand Floridian Move?? and when did they add huge structures of a Swan and Dolphin???

I just want to scream when I hear people make these comments

Keep in mind that not everyone is as well-informed as we are, and unfortunately not everyone has discovered all the great resources available on the DIS.

Even I've been known to say an incorrect thing or two in my WDW haze. --As for the MK buses, remember that they used to drop off MK people at the TTC, and then from there you had to choose how to get across/around the lake. Poor lady probably just hadn't been able to get to WDW in quite a while.

 

[UltimateWDWFan]

Have you kidnapped my mother? My mother does the exact same thing. "Let's go on Fast Track." I always have to correct her but she still gets confused.

When we get our Fast Passes for Test Track, then we call it Fast Track!

 

[ukdisneydreamer]

lmao

bumpety bumpety bump bump bump

 

[UltimateWDWFan]

people say the derndest things!! Here are 2 things I have heard!

One lady walked up to a MK CM and asked her 'WHAT TIME IS THE 3:00 PARADE?"



We were at the WL and waiting to get on the bus to TTC and some man asked the driver of the bus "DOES THIS BUS TAKE YOU TO THE TICKET AND TRANS CENTER"...(uh...the destination was right on front of the bus).

Yeah, but I've seen those buses when they forgot to change the info on the marquee. Have that happen to you once, and you're a lot more likely to ask, just to make sure!

 

[MidNite]

This was a couple of decades ago in the Magic Kingdom. Leaving the Hall of Presidents my sister (around 14 at the time) asks "How did they find so many actors to play all the presidents?"

 

[MrsKreamer]

This was a couple of decades ago in the Magic Kingdom. Leaving the Hall of Presidents my sister (around 14 at the time) asks "How did they find so many actors to play all the presidents?"

Walt would be proud that he fooled her

 

[CheapMom]

On the monrail a 4 year old boy and his family shared a car with us. The 4 year old struck up a conversation with my 7 year old son. He was very impressed with my son- he liked the fact that he was in 2nd grade and played soccer. They exited the monorail at the stop and just as the doors were closing we heard him call out after us, "WAIT, Joey, Wait- I want to get your autograph." He was waving his Disney autograph book. I thought that was cute.

 

[MrsKreamer]

On the monrail a 4 year old boy and his family shared a car with us. The 4 year old struck up a conversation with my 7 year old son. He was very impressed with my son- he liked the fact that he was in 2nd grade and played soccer. They exited the monorail at the stop and just as the doors were closing we heard him call out after us, "WAIT, Joey, Wait- I want to get your autograph." He was waving his Disney autograph book. I thought that was cute.

that is SOOOO Sweet!!!!

 

[athenna]

On the monrail a 4 year old boy and his family shared a car with us. The 4 year old struck up a conversation with my 7 year old son. He was very impressed with my son- he liked the fact that he was in 2nd grade and played soccer. They exited the monorail at the stop and just as the doors were closing we heard him call out after us, "WAIT, Joey, Wait- I want to get your autograph." He was waving his Disney autograph book. I thought that was cute.

Oh, how precious!

 

[Jen_in_NH]

My grandparents took my sister and I, along with some friends of theirs, to the Magic Kingdom for the day. My sister and I convinced them all to go on Thunder Mountain - my grandparents knew it was a roll ercoaster, and they both like them. Their friends didn't apparently know what it was, and we must have never mentioned that it was a rollercoaster. We get on the train, and just as the ride starts, my grandmother's friend starts yelling "Oh my God, this train has no driver!!" And then she screamed through the entire ride. She thought we were going on a train ride

Jen

 

[Yellow_Stitch]

The funniest we heard was easy to overhear since it was my DS5 who said it! We were on the Kilamanjaro Safari when we got to the area where we first saw his absolute favorite animals - the enormous crocodiles. He was in heaven with a grin from ear to ear. He turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love those silly little crocodiles!" The whole truck laughed out loud.

 

[slk537]

We were on the Jungle Cruise last May and DS hadn't been on since he was a baby. He is much more used to the Safari with the real animals. Well, as we sat on the boat at JC, I was enjoying the humor and our guide's spiel, with my arm resting on the boat behind DS. Suddenly he jumped, grabbed my arm and yanked it inside, saying, "Mommy! You have to keep your arm inside the boat!" The poor child was afraid I would have my arm chomped off by an alligator.

Bad parents that we are, DH and I kept moving our arms towards the outside of the boat, only to have them yanked back in for the rest of the trip. It was adorable how concerned he was. Three and a half and convinced the animatronics were real...

How I love that little boy!

 

[snowy76]

When we get our Fast Passes for Test Track, then we call it Fast Track!

We've done that too -- until we realized why we were doing it. This year they opened a gas station down the road named - you guessed it - Fasttrack!

 

[bigmerle1966]

Just last week during our trip to WDW my friends 9 year old was trying to catch one of the little lizards that are so plentifull there at our resort. He comes in to the room and excitedly tells his mother that there is a really big one on the tree outside. She opens the door and looks out and says "Brandon, thats a squirrel"

 

[WebmasterJohn]

What a great thread!!!

Here are mine:

1. While riding the monorail during the 100 Years of Magic Celebration at WDW a young mother turns to her young son and says 'This place was very different 100 years ago when Walt first opened it'.

2. While on the monorail every time the voice told us to stand clear of the doors in Spanish this very nasally sounding woman turned to her daughter and at the top of her voice said 'Las Puertas means Doooooorssss!' This continued for almost the entire loop.

3. On the Disney Magic the Cruise Director, Jackie at the time, had just finished her mid-morning announcements over the intercom and ended with her usual cheerful '...and have a Magical Day' - this young girl (probably no more than 4) dressed in her princess outfit screams 'I LOVE Magical Days!!!'

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

this wasn't IN Disney but hey, still kinda funny......

my parents are going to DW in 2 weeks and a few weeks ago my father told me my mother was telling him some things about it(it's his first time going, her second) and he kept talking and talking and i kind of zoned out until i hear him say "yeah and they have that big chicken you can eat off of....."......wait what?? big chicken you can eat off of? so after being so confused and asking my father exactly what he was talking about i came to the conclusion that......he was talking about the Turkey Leg. my poor father. my boyfriend and i always joke around about our trip in less than a month and going to see "the big chicken you can eat off of"