Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[tcfdick]

These are hilarious!
Here's one from my family. When my DS was 6 yr. he was finally tall enough to ride Space Mountain. He had been looking forward to this ride for a couple of years because his sister had told him all about it. Since there are four in our family, we put him in between my husband and myself with his sister in the next rocket. Even though he was looking forward to this ride, I was really worried since he had never ridden on a roller coaster before. Well, we go through all of the twists and turns and I hear him screaming. We get to the end of the ride and start to slow down when he yells, "Yee Haw, let's do it again!!" so loud that everyone could hear him. The CM's were laughing and so were we.

 

[BeNJeNWaFFLe]

These are hilarious!
Here's one from my family. When my DS was 6 yr. he was finally tall enough to ride Space Mountain. He had been looking forward to this ride for a couple of years because his sister had told him all about it. Since there are four in our family, we put him in between my husband and myself with his sister in the next rocket. Even though he was looking forward to this ride, I was really worried since he had never ridden on a roller coaster before. Well, we go through all of the twists and turns and I hear him screaming. We get to the end of the ride and start to slow down when he yells, "Yee Haw, let's do it again!!" so loud that everyone could hear him. The CM's were laughing and so were we.

hahahahahahaha. This reminds me of my first time on BTMRR. I was about 7 at the time and my dad took me on. It was my first time on a roller coaster. The whole ride I was screaming and wanted it to just end. Once we got off, I was like "Let's do it again!!!" I think I scared my dad that day. Yeah I was a strange kid, you don't have to tell me.

I'm going back to WDW in September. Of course I'll keep an ear out for funny things. And I also hope I'm not the cause of any.

 

[PrincessJasmine1972]

posted this to the "Clueless guest comments" thread I started a while ago but it fits here as well.

Where is this thread? I would love to read it if its as funny as this one..lol..I searched it but I can't find it..

 

[CourtasanSatine]

bump,these are too funny

 

[jekajekalynn]

As I was frantically printing out WDW info and getting last minute things done for our trip this Saturday, I asked my son who is almost three years old, if he is happy that we are going to go see Winnie the Pooh in Florida. He nodded "yes". Then he smiled REALLY big and asked happily "Are we going to go to McDonalds in Florida too??!!!"

 

[savs]

These are great! I'm hoping to post some of my own once we get back from our trip in a couple weeks

My favorite so far was the once about the boy playing with the "Nuts". This one I Could actualy here myself saying

 

[mickeym0use]

Cool thread!
After I went to see fantasmic me and my mom where just taking our time out of the park...anyway, we overhear this little girl- "mickey is the most wonderfulist, most powerfulist, most loyalist...." lol!
Oh! and when I went to crystal palace for breakfast (which was AWESOME by the way ) we were in the bathroom and this little boy was talking to his mom while he was waiting....
"Mom...."
"yes _____ (his name)"
"I loved breakfast but think about the pooh and his friends. They have to eat here EVERY DAY and they NEVER get a day off!"
*this part is so funny!*
"sounds like you have been doing a lot of thinking.."
and the little boy is like yes.
It was soooo funny! I was trying not to like burst out laughing....

 

[GingerbreadCoffin]

These are great!

About 2 years ago me,my husband and a couple that we have been best friends with since High School decided to take our two toddlers to Epcot.
We hadn't been in the park very long when we decided to do The Land boatride.I had never been on the ride and I had no idea that The Garden Grille overlooked it.
I am sitting in the boat grinning.I thought it was so neat how the temp.,atmosphere,noises and humidity changed in all of the different scenes.
We got halfway through the desert scene and my buddy Mike goes "Hey!The desert smells like hamburgers!" .Everyone on the boat within hearing distance lost it.So now everytime I go on that ride I have a fit of giggles when we get to that part.

 

[marciemi]

jekajekalynn - that's what our kids were like too. When they were in the 3,5, 6 age range, we took the 3 of them on a 3 night cruise. They enjoyed it, of course, but when we returned asked if they'd like to go on another one sometime. They said yes, but the youngest added, "and could we go to Chuck E Cheese too?" Let's see - $2000 for the cruise vs $20 for CEC!

 

[jnrrt]

jekajekalynn - that's what our kids were like too. When they were in the 3,5, 6 age range, we took the 3 of them on a 3 night cruise. They enjoyed it, of course, but when we returned asked if they'd like to go on another one sometime. They said yes, but the youngest added, "and could we go to Chuck E Cheese too?" Let's see - $2000 for the cruise vs $20 for CEC!

I can add to that one. After our entire family went together for a week at WDW, we were asking the kids what their favorite parts were, and everyone was naming favorite rides, etc., when my neice yells, "My favorite was that train at the airport - that was AWESOME!"

If only we'd known that we could save all that admission and just let her ride the airport monorail/tram thingie over and over.

 

[SnowyPrincesses:)]

Alright, this one was me at 6. (I'm now 28 and planning for Dec. trip.) I was a scrawny little thing and my parents had brought me over to see a character. I was a little too close and when the character turned around quickly his belly knocked me to my knees and I had to have band aids. I cried(I WAS 6) My parents knew that the character was Smee but for the rest of the trip when anyone asked what happened to my knees I told them in a serious and wide eyed manner that I had been attacked by one of the seven dwarfs.

 

[jnrrt]

Alright, this one was me at 6. (I'm now 28 and planning for Dec. trip.) I was a scrawny little thing and my parents had brought me over to see a character. I was a little too close and when the character turned around quickly his belly knocked me to my knees and I had to have band aids. I cried(I WAS 6) My parents knew that the character was Smee but for the rest of the trip when anyone asked what happened to my knees I told them in a serious and wide eyed manner that I had been attacked by one of the seven dwarfs.

Don't you just HATE that when that happens!?

 

[ldubberly]

A few years ago we were visiting the characters in toontown. My DS, I think he was 7 at the time, went to Tigger for his autograph. He asked Tigger why he wasn't bouncing and Tigger gestured that he was busy signing books. DS looks around casually around the room mumbling to himself that "he didn't think Tiggers really could bounce". Tigger, hearing that, layed his book and pen down, picked up my DS and "bounced" him around the room.

 

[kupperman]

A few years ago we were visiting the characters in toontown. My DS, I think he was 7 at the time, went to Tigger for his autograph. He asked Tigger why he wasn't bouncing and Tigger gestured that he was busy signing books. DS looks around casually around the room mumbling to himself that "he didn't think Tiggers really could bounce". Tigger, hearing that, layed his book and pen down, picked up my DS and "bounced" him around the room.

Aww...

 

[Beth8266]

have to bump this one

 

[pearlieq]

We were at La Nouba last year, and we got the most hilarious commentary from two elderly couples behind us. We still laugh about it to this day!

Highlights:

"It's just like the circus"
"Yeah, but without the animals"
(okaaay....)

"Hey, here comes a guy with boxes"
"I bet he's in the show"
(nothing gets by you...)

 

[jnrrt]

Okay, this was not at WDW, but about it. And I heard it tonight, from my pizza guy (PG).

Picking up pizza, charge with my Disney Visa.

PG: Hey, all right! Dissneeeyy! Gotta rack up those Disney miles, right?

(Disney miles, what? But whatever, so...)

Me: Yep, I just made 14 cents on this purchase.

PG: Yeah, all right! If you bought a couple hundred of these, you could, like, stay at the All Star Music, or something!

(Actually, to be mathematical, I would make $28, but who's really counting? Man, 200 pizzas gets me $28? I just depressed myself.)

Me: Yeah, I guess we could, but it's not really our favorite resort. We'll probably do something else this trip. But everything helps toward tickets, right?

PG: Yeah, I know what you mean. My favorite resorts are the Contemporary, the Grand Floridian (and yes, he's a pizza guy. Perhaps I'm overtipping?), and wait, what's that other one? You know, the big lodge? By the Animal Kingdom? You know, you know, that big lodge by the Animal Kingdom. What's that called again?

Hmmm. I...don't...know... that's a toughie. The big lodge by the Animal Kingdom. I'll have to get back to you on that one.



BTW, I'm really not nearly as snotty as this makes me sound, it just struck me as really funny.

And if you're having trouble with the answer, I'm sure you can post here and someone will help you.

 

[ekmdisney]

That is just to funny!!!

...and wait, what's that other one? You know, the big lodge? By the Animal Kingdom? You know, you know, that big lodge by the Animal Kingdom. What's that called again?

Hmmm. I...don't...know... that's a toughie. The big lodge by the Animal Kingdom. I'll have to get back to you on that one.

The first thing that popped into my head was JAY WALKING on Jay Leno. When the question has the answer in it, and Jay keeps repeating over and over the answer, that's in the question...and the person never gets it.

 

[WDW_DV]

Heading to the World in under 3 weeks. Will keep ears open for anything to contribute. Until then: Keep it coming!

 

[needawdwtrip]

At AKL following Tarzan rocks we overheard a fellow saying "I look like that (about Tarzan)" To which his girlfriend replied "you did look like HER (Jane)"
He looked rather irritated by the comment but my family found it quite hilarious!!!