Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[MELSMICE]

This one happened to me a few years ago. I had to use the restroom. I had taken off my fanny pack with the walkie talkie clipped to it and hung it on the back of the door. All of a sudden horrible noises started coming out of the walkie. My brother was outside with the other walkie making grunting and farting noises!!!! I was unable to reach it to turn in off, so I just sat there plotting his death when I got out.

As I left the stall an older woman was leaving the stall next to me and very kindly asked if I was feeling alright!?!?

I got outside and he was practically crying he was laughing so hard. Now he is not a kid, he was about 30 years old at the time.

Little brothers never change!!

OMG - I am almost crying I am laughing so hard.

This is something my younger brother would do. In fact, this is so him that I am going to copy & past your story for him & tell him that someone else came up with a great practical joke before he could think of it!!!

 

[areno79]

So they really ARE a full service resort

 

[Disney Cakers]

Here's a couple about Florida aligators-

At our first trip back in 1983, at the Jellystone campground - Standing at the bank of a pond my Uncle is looking out very intently at the water. My dad asks, "what are you looking for?" to which he replys "lookin' out for gators." so pointing a few feet away from him my dad says, "well, guess you better watch out for that one"

During my mom & dad's honeymoon trip (they drove to FL) dad encouraged mom to watch out for the gators. Eager, she looked out the window and asked "what color are they?" and he said, "what do you think? they're pink!"

Though not Disney related, my funniest travel one is this-
We live in TX and another Aunt and Uncle from CA had just returned from a month at South Padre Island, and they inform us that they are going to buy a condo there to rent out & stay in. We start talking about the rock jetties (that go out for miles into the gulf) and my Aunt says how the beaches are wonderful and there aren't any sharks. We start laughing because she then says "You mean there are sharks on BOTH sides of the jetty?"

 

[da-winnie-pooh]

Oh, these are hilarious.

I hope someone else can see the humor in this. My brother is a single dad and took his kids to WDW right before Christmas. How do I say this? They're just not into it. His kids won't ride thrill rides (even Splash Mountain) and Buzz is a baby ride so they didn't do too much. Anyway, I told them how wonderful the Crystal Palace was. They didn't like it. They ate there, but his kids didn't like being hugged by the characters, etc. Then,when they got back, my brother said something along the lines of, "Man, that place was too expensive! I could've eaten at Shoney's two and a half times for what we paid to eat there!"

All I could think of was, "If yew'd rather eat at Shoney's two an' a half times than at the Crystal Palace once. . . yew might be a redneck."

I'm trying to figure out which of the comments were made by them

I'm raising my children to appreciate the finer things in life. Like WDW!

 

[CourtasanSatine]

Lol Lol

 

[Danauk]

OK, I'm my defence before I admit to this I would like to point out that I was on my first trip to WDW and it was the first time I had been on ToT.
My husband and I love thrill rides so we headed over to MGM and rode RnRC then went over to ToT. We were enjoying the ride and got to the part where you are taken to the top floor and the doors open. Well as the doors opened there was a guy on the other side of the door waving at us. Without thinking why he was there I said to my husband (luckily I said it quietly) "That must be a really boring job, just sitting there all day waving at people when the doors opened." It wasn't until the ride had finished that it occured to me. The guy was replacing the dead bulb on the camera!!

OK, I felt stupid!! And in my defence my DH wondered why he was there too.

 

[doodlebugs-mom]

I have a few from my DD (almost 3) old on our trip in February:

Mommy there's Goofy!!!!! I goota see him, I ask why? He needs me to dance with him!!!!! Why? Mommy he's goofy. Needless to say she met goofy 13 times in 10 days...lol

At the entrance to Epcot - OOOh, Daddy look! A big golf ball.

A staffmember at Epcot came up to us and was talking to DD and gave her some stickers and told her he was talking to Micky and Mickey wanted to make sure she was having a wonderful time. Her response- I no want Mickey, I like goofy, call goofy. I about feel off the bench I was sitting on.

ETA: Outside the living seas it blows bubbles and DD wanted to climb the wall and go affter them. After telling her many times no she turns and a tells me Nemo is blowing them for me I gotta get them.
There are hundreds more.

 

[drakethib]

When I told DH I wanted to see The Osborne Lights he asked me what Ozzie had to do with Christmas lights...and DH is 43.

I said the same thing to my wife.

 

[SuperGurl]

 

[marypops!]

bump

 

[WannaBeInWDW]

Years ago my 3 brothers (set of twins, youngest brother) were in this triple stroller. (My parents said it cost more than their first car --- but it was necessary with the twins and the youngest only being 1 1/2 year apart).


Walking down Main Street, endless people, "Oh how cute ..." "are these ALL your kids" We hear ...

"Oh look hunny ... three twins!!"

 

[shatzjsl]

"Oh look hunny ... three twins!!"

 

[SueM in MN]

At Epcot, as a woman and her young son were walking past Spaceship Earth, the boy pointed up at it and asked what it was. His mom's reply:
"Oh, that's Epcot. We'll go on that later after we go in the ocean."

 

[athenna]

At Epcot, as a woman and her young son were walking past Spaceship Earth, the boy pointed up at it and asked what it was. His mom's reply:
"Oh, that's Epcot. We'll go on that later after we go in the ocean."

 

[JealousTinkerbell]

Look mom!!! its the bus going to downtown disney and TOONLAND!!!!

(meaning the DTD & TL bus)

 

[GoN2WDW]

Over the years, we've heard many funny comments. A few favorites are:

1. While talking on our two-way radios - "someone else is on our channel!" There are what 20-30 channel and thousands of families!

2. At the Boardwalk bus stop waiting for the MK bus from a 5 year old boy - "I don't have to wait for ANYTHING!"

3. My sister asked her 7 year old son if he wanted to switch seats with her in Philharmagic since she was in the seat directly in front of Donald!

4. Not really an "overheard, but funny in its own right....my parents (at age 58) were at the MK for the day. My dad, being a pilot, said hey lets go on that Space Mountain ride. (He honestly thought it was a space EXHIBIT ride.) As they got closer to boarding, my mom noticed the "if you have heart, back, etc. problems" and says maybe we shouldn't be on this ride. Dad said no, look at all the old people and little kids in this line. SURPRIZE!

 

[GoN2WDW]

Overheard on the bus...

"Well if they know our bus is running late, maybe they'll hold Illuminations for us!"

I know it's mean, but hubby and I burst out laughing!

 

[disneyfreakjackie]

. . . endless people, "Oh how cute ..." "are these ALL your kids"

Having four girls I get that all the time, those are ALL yours?!? I feel like saying, "No, I just like picking up extra stray children!!!" I'm such a Witch!!!

 

[bugsy]

Having four girls I get that all the time, those are ALL yours?!? I feel like saying, "No, I just like picking up extra stray children!!!" I'm such a Witch!!!

you could end it with "here's your sign!"

 

[Briarmom]

Hmm, well the one that my hubby and I quote every time we go to a Disney park has to be from a very angry mom who said
'Stop crying, this is the Happiest Place on Earth, Dammit!'