Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[polly p]

On one of our trips to MK, we were walking through the park when we saw a young child 2-3 laying face down on the pavement screeming and pounding his fists. His mom was standing over him saying " Walt Disney world, the happiest place on earth" My DH still tells this story and laughs about it.

 

[Mykelogan]

Situation: You just get off Mission Space with your bf who is covered head to toe in his own vomit. You walk into the gift shop looking for a shirt to replace his vomit covered one. The following conversation occurs..

CM: Did YAll have a good trip
ME: Yeah it was great but someone got a little sick. (holding up shirt) Do you have this in a XL?
CM:No but I can special order one for you.

Crystal

That is funny!
Mike

 

[SoccerDogWithEars]

I have two things, both made by CMs.
1. After a dinner at the California Grill, we boarded the elevator and waited for our escort. As he entered, he said "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the California Grill's version of the Tower of Terror. We will rise up to the 16th floor and then plummet straight down." You should have seen the look on my face, I was about ready to bolt.

2. While in line for Minnie at Epcot, this CM walks up to these young kids behind me and first of all tells the little girl, who was wearing flip flops, that her shoes are untied. He then tries the little boy:"I'm psychic, I know where you live." "No you don't" Yeah, I do, I really do." "Okay then, where?" "At home." I about fell over laughing.

 

[CourtasanSatine]

:bump:

 

[MinnieM21]

I have two things, both made by CMs.
1. After a dinner at the California Grill, we boarded the elevator and waited for our escort. As he entered, he said "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the California Grill's version of the Tower of Terror. We will rise up to the 16th floor and then plummet straight down." You should have seen the look on my face, I was about ready to bolt.

2. While in line for Minnie at Epcot, this CM walks up to these young kids behind me and first of all tells the little girl, who was wearing flip flops, that her shoes are untied. He then tries the little boy:"I'm psychic, I know where you live." "No you don't" Yeah, I do, I really do." "Okay then, where?" "At home." I about fell over laughing.

 

[keenercam]

We are going next week. Can't wait. Am taking my little journal with me everywhere, so that if I see or hear something funny or shocking, I can come and tell you all about it.

 

[marypops!]

I have two things, both made by CMs.
1. After a dinner at the California Grill, we boarded the elevator and waited for our escort. As he entered, he said "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the California Grill's version of the Tower of Terror. We will rise up to the 16th floor and then plummet straight down." You should have seen the look on my face, I was about ready to bolt.

2. While in line for Minnie at Epcot, this CM walks up to these young kids behind me and first of all tells the little girl, who was wearing flip flops, that her shoes are untied. He then tries the little boy:"I'm psychic, I know where you live." "No you don't" Yeah, I do, I really do." "Okay then, where?" "At home." I about fell over laughing.

number two was way funny

 

[tc]

Not at Disney, but Disney related. We have toll road that we take often, so decided to purchase an Express Pass, so we could just zoom past the toll booths. We approached the customer service desk at the grocery store to purchase it, and my husband says, "We'd like to buy a fastpass." I was laughing so hard at him, and responded, "Dear, don't you know fastpasses are free." He was a little embarrassed, but he still calls it a fastpass.

 

[ANTSS2001]

A funny I heard over the weekend, Not a WDW incident though. Me and niece was in Washington DC last Saturday 3/19 for the 75 statue of Mickey and it does say "Celebrating 75 yEars of Mickey" at the Bill board... well here comes a guy on his cell talking to some1 and says you have to see this about 100 Mickey statue outside the Ronald reagan Bldg... my niece said it's 75 not 100 and if you include the real Mickey on the stage with Raven then it's 76!!! To funny!!

 

[CAD3655]

We were in MK last March waiting for the Wishes Fireworks to start. My DH and I were traveling with a friend and her husband. This trip was the first time our husbands had met as we live in different parts of the country...As we were waiting for the fireworks on the curb, a small boy maybe 6 or 7 poked his head between me and my DH and started talking to me about the castle.

Child: How do you think it changes colors like that?
Me: Hmmm...I bet it's magic...
Child: Wow it's really cool...do you think they are painting it? How can they do it that fast?
Me: I don't think they are painting it either...pixie dust? Maybe it's magic lights?

Friends Husband to GF: Please tell me I am hearing things! Is she explaining to her husband how the castle changes colors?!?!?!?!?!

 

[MidNite]

ROFL!

 

[marypops!]

bump

 

[Kuzco]

Last weekend we were walking past the Leave a Legacy wall. A boy about 8 or 9, looked up at his mom and exclaimed, "Are all these people dead!?"

That is awesome...LOL

 

[Ajax]

Overheard outside a Mens Restroom at the AK

"Daddy, when I grow up, I won't have to wash my hands after I pee, will I?"

"No son, you should always wash your hands no matter how old you are"

"Well, (pointing at a gentleman waiting for someone to emerge from the restroom) that man didn't"

 

[S. C.]

Overheard outside a Mens Restroom at the AK

"Daddy, when I grow up, I won't have to wash my hands after I pee, will I?"

"No son, you should always wash your hands no matter how old you are"

"Well, (pointing at a gentleman waiting for someone to emerge from the restroom) that man didn't"

 

[Cruella DeVille]

This wasn't really funny but I heard it from one of the characters...

When we went to MK, as we entered to Main Street we got in line for Baloo. Anyway, as we were up next I heard Baloo whisper to one of the character helper people the following:

"You better get me outta this suit, I can't stand anymore of these f*cking kids!".

It's not like he yelled it or anything but it just surprised me! I was like... yea. So anyway we still got his signature, it was only a five minute leave, they said he had to go and check on Mogli...

 

[Jennasis]

Way back when "Super Star Television" was still in effect at MGM I was there on line with my WHOLE Fam (Mom, Dad, 2 sisters, 3 cousins, aunt and uncle). When they started looking for volunteers, VERYONE in my family started screeching and jumping up and down trying to be picked. It was a packed crowd and somehow I got picked along with my two sisters, two of my cousins and my dad. Backstage they asked us for our names for the credits at the end of the show. After the third or fourth "Johnston" the very confused CM finally threw his hands up and announced "Well I guess we'll just start calling this Johnston Television!"

Throughout the day people recognized my very loud and exuberant family wherever we went. My family is very theatrical and we were just eating it up...being total hams. Unfotunately my oldest cousin (who was 18 at the time) is a bit of an Eeyore and wanted to just crawl into a crack in the sidewalk (he was SO embarassed). Finally after watching me and my sister conduct a belching contest while waiting for a parade, listening to my dad and uncle singing Zippity-doo-da with complete strangers, and assorted other nonsense, my curmudgeon of a cousin finally announced what has become our family credo ever since....

"We are the Johnstons...the world is our living room!"

 

[BamaTigger]

people say the derndest things!! Here are 2 things I have heard!

One lady walked up to a MK CM and asked her 'WHAT TIME IS THE 3:00 PARADE?"



We were at the WL and waiting to get on the bus to TTC and some man asked the driver of the bus "DOES THIS BUS TAKE YOU TO THE TICKET AND TRANS CENTER"...(uh...the destination was right on front of the bus).

 

[MinnieM21]

Overheard outside a Mens Restroom at the AK

"Daddy, when I grow up, I won't have to wash my hands after I pee, will I?"

"No son, you should always wash your hands no matter how old you are"

"Well, (pointing at a gentleman waiting for someone to emerge from the restroom) that man didn't"

Oh my!!

 

[scanmom]

I was waiting in the walkway between Tarzans Treehouse and Indy, waiting for my older kids to get out of Indy, and my 11 y/o DS to climb the treehouse. I was trying to keep an eye on both exits so that I would not miss anyone coming off the attractions. Anyway, a family is walking by with a little boy about 6-7 years old, and he is pointing excitedly at Tarzans Treehouse and shouting " I want to go to the monkey palace, I want to go to the monkey palace!" . I had been reading this thread about a week before we left, and after I finished laughing and wiping the tears from my face, I knew that I had a good story to share! I don't know why he was calling TT the "monkey palace", but I wondered if his parents had been calling it that!!!!