Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[ClaraBug]

I guess I am also glad to know that my DH isn't the only "goofy" one out there!!

 

[puddleduck]

As I was writing the post I asked my dh what was he thought would still be in the test track building. He moans and said, "Please don't make fun of me on the dis." I told him it was payback for not listening to me in the first place.

 

[ClaraBug]

 

[rgf207]

I agree! The power ranger post gets my votes for funniest blooper ever!!!!!

Yep. The power rangers post is by far the funniest post I have ever read on this board.

 

[lgcountry]

Last week on the bus to EPCOT, a family of 6 was playing 20 questions, I guess about WDW. The smallest girl, about 6, suddenly got very excited.

"I know, I know! It's the Haunted Mattress!" she shouted. The whole front of the bus cracked up.

 

[MandaLioness]

We went to Club Cool for the first time during our trip a few weeks ago. My sister was first to try the Beverly. She takes a sip and I can see the look of disgust start to go over her face. I start LAUGHING. She's flapping her hands around trying to find a place to spit it out, but realizes she has no choice but to swallow it. I was laughing way too hard to help her. She finally gets it down and goes "It tastes like f*%&$ng bile! That's why you wanted me to try it first!" Luckily there was no one else in there to hear her little non-family friendly outburst. I don't blame her. I said the same thing when I tried it a few seconds later. But her reaction was way too funny. I'm a cruel sister I know.

 

[tiggerwannabe]

I have to show my Beverly story in photos...

they truly say it all~

[size=-2]sorry if they're kinda big [/size]

 

[TwitterMouse]

I was in line to go into AK and this girl (like late twenties) says to a little girl (like 8ish) "Am I going to have to beat you like a red headed step child?"
Then they both start laughing really hard.
I have no idea what that was about. lol.

 

[lilsweetpea]

While walking back to POP 50s building #2, we heard a woman in the pool say, "So is that the Lion King?" (pointing to the large replica of Lady from Lady and the Tramp).

I hope she needed glasses and just didn't have them on while in the pool. We didn't stick around to hear what DH had to say.

 

[SoccerDogWithEars]

I was in line to go into AK and this girl (like late twenties) says to a little girl (like 8ish) "Am I going to have to beat you like a red headed step child?"
Then they both start laughing really hard.
I have no idea what that was about. lol.

My dad uses that line all the time. "Am I gonna have to beat you like the redheaded step child you are?" (and I'm a brunette) I guess it came from somewhere, but I don't know. He's just been saying it all my life.....but I never actually got it. Normally I just glare at him.

 

[J.C.&ALI'SMOM]

I was in line to go into AK and this girl (like late twenties) says to a little girl (like 8ish) "Am I going to have to beat you like a red headed step child?"
Then they both start laughing really hard.
I have no idea what that was about. lol.

I've heard that all my life I always thought it meant that I am not just going to whip you, but beat you like I would a red headed (evidently thought to be wilder than other hair colors) stepchild (not my child)

 

[k_reile]

DH and I were watching the disney Animal Kingdom and undiscovered WDW specials on the Travel Channel yesterday. We just got back from our trip in Sept. HE turns to me and so seriously says something about taking the boat from Animal Kingdom. I told him there is not boat transportation from the Animal Kingdom. He was fighting me on it...he was like remember we could not find the buses or the train (guess he was talking about the monorail) and we ended up taking the boat? I think he was thinking about the time when we left MK and took the monorail to TTC and then could not find the buses...so we got back on the monorail to Epcot and took a bus home from there. But we did not take a boat and definitely not from AK!!
Though it was his first time at WDW since he was 5...i just had been there more times so I remember more clearly where everything is...even though he has one photogenic memory!!

 

[marivaid]

My dad uses that line all the time. "Am I gonna have to beat you like the redheaded step child you are?" (and I'm a brunette) I guess it came from somewhere, but I don't know. He's just been saying it all my life.....but I never actually got it. Normally I just glare at him.

My friend says that all the time. The first time I went HUHHHHHH???? She says it's because of the Annie musical... the kid is a redhead that gets beaten by her stepmother.

 

[pickles]

My friend says that all the time. The first time I went HUHHHHHH???? She says it's because of the Annie musical... the kid is a redhead that gets beaten by her stepmother.

red headed stepchild, means a person that doesn't belong to the family...odd duck out. Beating you like one means they are going to beat you extra hard because you aren't a real family member and therefore can beat harder when you do something wrong...least that is what I understood when I have heard that line

they used the line red headed step child in The Shield when Cruella actress was the captain talking about Vic mackey not fitting in

 

[figmentedpixie]

Another one from DL. I should have some good WDW ones when I return on Feb. 2nd.

So we're in line for Splash Mountain and DBFF #2 asks if she is going to get wet (aka soaked). She was wearing a pair of jeans that could be rather uncomfortable when too wet and wanted to be prepared. Having been on Splash Mountain many a time and never having gotten really wet, I tell her no. As does the other three people in our party.

Apparently Splash Mountain has changed b/c we got SOAKED. Coming down one of the early drops, what seems like buckets of water pour into our log. DBFF #2 immediately starts in on the "You lied to me! This is not a little wet...this is very wet! I am very wet! You lied to me! About Disney!"

Through my laughter, I'm apologizing and explaining that this really is new and I really have never gotten that wet.

Then we go down the big drop...and...yeah...more water.

Which starts a whole new rant. This one directed at the final scene and the happy singing animals. "Don't mock me! This is...the chickens are mocking me with their zippidy doo dah song. I'm going to zippidy doo dah them and you. I can't believe you lied to me. I was lied to AND mocked by chickens..."

I really did feel bad for laughing. Sort of.

 

[mickeymouse1017]

OMG, that one is the best. No offense to you friend but I would have been laughing too!!!

 

[LittleFlounder]

Which starts a whole new rant. This one directed at the final scene and the happy singing animals. "Don't mock me! This is...the chickens are mocking me with their zippidy doo dah song. I'm going to zippidy doo dah them and you. I can't believe you lied to me. I was lied to AND mocked by chickens..."

I think this one is the best I've read so far! Thats so funny... it really made me laugh out loud!



Zippidy doo dah!

 

[Narnian_Princess]

Another one from DL. I should have some good WDW ones when I return on Feb. 2nd.

So we're in line for Splash Mountain and DBFF #2 asks if she is going to get wet (aka soaked). She was wearing a pair of jeans that could be rather uncomfortable when too wet and wanted to be prepared. Having been on Splash Mountain many a time and never having gotten really wet, I tell her no. As does the other three people in our party.

Apparently Splash Mountain has changed b/c we got SOAKED. Coming down one of the early drops, what seems like buckets of water pour into our log. DBFF #2 immediately starts in on the "You lied to me! This is not a little wet...this is very wet! I am very wet! You lied to me! About Disney!"

Through my laughter, I'm apologizing and explaining that this really is new and I really have never gotten that wet.

Then we go down the big drop...and...yeah...more water.

Which starts a whole new rant. This one directed at the final scene and the happy singing animals. "Don't mock me! This is...the chickens are mocking me with their zippidy doo dah song. I'm going to zippidy doo dah them and you. I can't believe you lied to me. I was lied to AND mocked by chickens..."

I really did feel bad for laughing. Sort of.

MY SIDES!!!

That is one of the funniest I've ever read.

 

[Linzybrooke]

DH and I overheard this while eating at 50's Prime Time this Christmas.

The little girl with the family next to us was watching the film clip of the Opening Ceremonies for Disneyland, complete with Walt. She pointed and said "look mommy, thats Disneyland." Mom's response? "No, thats the way Disney World used to look. Disneyland doesn't have a castle."

 

[silverarrowknits]

I was in the RnR pre-show and I overheard this 13ish girl say, "Mom, who are those guys?" Mom answered back that they were Aerosmith. At this point I looked over at the mom and daughter. Mom smiled at me and just rolled her eyes.

Am I that old at the age of 26 that today's kids don't know Aerosmith? ::sigh::