Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[Tess'smom]

Originally Posted by DawnaJean
Two weeks ago, I was with my DS 3 at Blizzard Beach Tike's Peak. He said "Mommy let's play Power Rangers", so I said "sure, let's go". He walked quickly up the stairs and over to the kids' slides where you can sit next to each other and go down at the same time. We waited a minute as there were several moms and dads with kids in tow around the top. Then, when it was our turn, we sat down together, and in his deepest (albeit quiet) voice, he put up his muscles and said "Blue Power!". I, following his lead, and trying my best to play the part, threw my arms up and yelled robustly (assuming my son would like it more if I used more energy)......
........"WHITE POWER!!!!!!!" and then we went down the slide together. ARRRGGGGG - should have picked pink



That is THE funniest thing I've read on here ever.

I agree! The power ranger post gets my votes for funniest blooper ever!!!!!

 

[One Year Pin]

A couple was just coming off the monorail exit ramp at TTC. The husband was looking around and says to his wife "You mean this isn't EPCOT? Where the (heck) are we?"

Clearly they hadn't done much homework.

I recently had a family come off the TTA attraction in Tomorrowland. They thought they were getting off in EPCOT, and when I explained that this wasn't EPCOT, they asked me which park they WERE in?

I SO wanted to tell them that they were 15 feet from where they got on the TTA.

 

[only1alexa]

I agree! The power ranger post gets my votes for funniest blooper ever!!!!!

I agree!! I CRIED from laughing so hard. My sides hurt!

 

[mickeymom629]

Christmas week, we were in AK. It was early morning and my family was walking along one of the paths and we heard a little boy (maybe around 4 years old) say in a very whiney voice, "Mom, I want to go to Disney World."

My teens and I burst out laughing; I guess AK was not where he wanted to be.

 

[Mandy91]

Last Wednesday while waiting in line for Space Mountain I heard a little boy behind us that was a little scared about going on, so the mom goes "Don't worry, Thomas, it's only about 2 minutes long. It's shorter than a time out."

 

[pkondz]

Last Wednesday while waiting in line for Space Mountain I heard a little boy behind us that was a little scared about going on, so the mom goes "Don't worry, Thomas, it's only about 2 minutes long. It's shorter than a time out."

 

[sunocox]

Great thread!

 

[Honor]

I just found this thread. And now I'm in pain. I just snorted Pepsi out my nose and carbonation hurts...I cannot stop laughing.

 

[MandaLioness]

We heard some pretty funny things during our trip last week, but this one stands out to me.

We were in line for Haunted Mansion, and one of the CMs is walking through that awning part of the queue telling people to fill in all the available spaces and that it will "expedite your entrance into the mansion". Well this woman next to me goes "Expedite? Is that a word? I'm in college and I don't even know what that means. I don't think it's a real word." I just shook my head and went "That's sad hun."

There was also the point when my sister and I got off the bus to have dinner at Poly, and we hear the horn for the fire ceremony thinger. We had just been talking about the Snickers commercial with the Roman guy and the Viking, and my sister goes "Oh listen. They're sounding the feasting horn."

 

[pkondz]

We heard some pretty funny things during our trip last week, but this one stands out to me.

We were in line for Haunted Mansion, and one of the CMs is walking through that awning part of the queue telling people to fill in all the available spaces and that it will "expedite your entrance into the mansion". Well this woman next to me goes "Expedite? Is that a word? I'm in college and I don't even know what that means. I don't think it's a real word." I just shook my head and went "That's sad hun."

Of course it's a word! I gone to Hillbilly High, (that's for us ed-u-cated folk who gots past grade 6) and I knows it real good. Expedite:when your ex girl or guy takes your bicycle and feeds it to a gator who ites it. duh.

 

[praline3001]

My kids and I have been keeping up with this thread and it makes us

WE love it!

As we are leaving in 2 weeks, we have been doing a lot of Disney talking... so whenever it comes up one of my boys (10-13) always has to pipe up with, "Now sit down and shut up and have a good time or else..."

I just KNOW this is going to come out of my mouth at some point during our trip... if nothing else but to make my kids laugh

Our all time fav from this thread is the : Now shut up and lets go make some <bleeping> memories I use the word freaking instead of the "other" but whenver they start moaning about some change I made to the ressie or get tired of the trip talks.. I will tell them that

Of course we do this in a good humor joking manner ... not with the anger that was used originally .... humor is always better than anger when it comes to getting stressed out at Disney

 

[RNRcoasterGrl07]

i was walking into world showcase a week ago on the mexico side and this woman behind me goes "so this is what Mexico looks like? its so mexican-y..."

not ten steps later did this man speed walk past me with two children and all i heard her say was "no daddy didn't propose to me in a greek temple..."

 

[praline3001]

Maybe it's the now 7 y.o. girls. A few years ago, my friend's little girl, who is also now 7, always said "meant" instead of "want". As in "I don't meant to!" Which, of course, she said a lot. Her mom was trying to get her to say it right, and she said, wa-wa-wa, and Sam said wa-wa-wa, then her mom said, woof-woof-woof, and Sam said woof-woof-woof. Then her mom said, want, and Sam said meant!

I don't get how that happens. (But it was very cute while it lasted. )

This reminds me of my DD when she was 3 and we were at AK.
I don't know if its a local thing, southern thing or what but many of the little girls in our area call the "girl part" of the body a hoo hoo. Well we were watching the Pocahontas show and my daughter started shouting: "Mommy its POKE A HOO HOO." VERY loudly some of the people sitting around us were from the south and were laughing while the yankees couldn't figure out what was so funny

Here was our classic one though:
DS10 at the time wanted to go on RNR. Up until this point he had been too scared to even try an upside down coaster. He loved coasters in general but refused to try an upside down one.... I knew once he tried it he would love it sooo being the good mommy that I am, I took him on RNR and lied my behind off and told him it didn't go upside down
Through the entire ride he was screaming on the top of his lungs "You lied to me you lied to me....." and other such things. I was worried that I might have tramatized him for life with my little white lie.... Well we get off the ride and he pointed his finger at me and started yelling. I told him I was sorry for lying to him and he said:
Ok, hey can we go on it again?

 

[ahowanitz]

We were in the gift shop after getting off of POTC. A little boy (probably around 5 yrs old said to his dad, "Dad...this is supposed to be a happy place, so why aren't you happy"? I couldn't help but smile....I kind of had to move behind a shelf so that I could chuckle out loud. Too cute!!!

 

[Piglets Mommy]

This reminds me of my DD when she was 3 and we were at AK.
I don't know if its a local thing, southern thing or what but many of the little girls in our area call the "girl part" of the body a hoo hoo. Well we were watching the Pocahontas show and my daughter started shouting: "Mommy its POKE A HOO HOO." VERY loudly some of the people sitting around us were from the south and were laughing while the yankees couldn't figure out what was so funny

Here was our classic one though:
DS10 at the time wanted to go on RNR. Up until this point he had been too scared to even try an upside down coaster. He loved coasters in general but refused to try an upside down one.... I knew once he tried it he would love it sooo being the good mommy that I am, I took him on RNR and lied my behind off and told him it didn't go upside down
Through the entire ride he was screaming on the top of his lungs "You lied to me you lied to me....." and other such things. I was worried that I might have tramatized him for life with my little white lie.... Well we get off the ride and he pointed his finger at me and started yelling. I told him I was sorry for lying to him and he said:
Ok, hey can we go on it again?

The first part of that post needed to come with a warning to swallow any beverages in your mouth before reading!
My DD4 has a hard time pronouncing the word directions. She leaves off the letter D and it sounds like a completely different word. We were running late leaving AK on our last day in WDW, and she tells DH to go get Directions, leaving off the d.....needless to say we got some looks!

 

[tiggerwannabe]

The first part of that post needed to come with a warning to swallow any beverages in your mouth before reading!
My DD4 has a hard time pronouncing the word directions. She leaves off the letter D and it sounds like a completely different word. We were running late leaving AK on our last day in WDW, and she tells DH to go get Directions, leaving off the d.....needless to say we got some looks!

I *love* this thread~

 

[alliesmommy]

If I had a nickel for every time I heard someone refer to the Magic Kingdom as Disney World......the last time, we were on a bus from POFQ to MK and a lady got on with her little girl. The little girl asked where they were going and the lady said "We're going to Disney World."

 

[FFerret]

One of our family's personal ones was when we kept looking and looking for the It's Tough to be a Bug entrance. I finally broke down and asked the nearest CM. I remember him looking staight up--he was right under the sign

Doh!

 

[aurora23]

One comment struck us as mildly funny on our recent trip to Disney World.

The first occured as we were checking into Pop Century. We had not stayed at this particular Disney hotel and did not know our way around. At check in the cast member informed us that we would be staying in the 50's building. Her directions went something like this. "Now go out this door and to the right and the elevator to your room is right behind the Tramp." My friend who is not as big a Disney fan as I am looked shocked until I explained she meant the tramp from Lady and the Tramp.

 

[princesskelz]

My DD4 has a hard time pronouncing the word directions. She leaves off the letter D and it sounds like a completely different word. We were running late leaving AK on our last day in WDW, and she tells DH to go get Directions, leaving off the d.....needless to say we got some looks!

that sounds like something i said when i was 2.