Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[glitterkittyy]

For our first trip to WDW, my daughter had just gone through potty training so we bought her some "big girl" Tinkerbell panties to wear at the parks. She was so excited! We walked into MK, and a CM stopped to tell my DD how cute she looked. My DD said "I'm wearing pink Tinkerbell panties!" The CM smiled and said "That's great!" Then as we start to walk away, my DD yells (loudly) "My daddy is wearing blue panties!" referring to my DH's blue boxers.

To this day, I still ask my hubby what color panties he's wearing as soon as we enter MK!

 

[sha_lyn]

You have got to be kidding me! That is absolutely unbelievable! You wonder whether these people use maps at all

Someone once posted (I think it might even be somewhere on this thread)
that they actually saw someone go get a map of FL and argue that it was skinny enough that they should be able to see the ocean.

 

[HallGirl]

I heard someone ask a CM at the Tomorrowland Transit Authority if it went to Epcot.

 

[hogwartsdropout]

I heard someone ask a CM at the Tomorrowland Transit Authority if it went to Epcot.

 

[Disney1976]

You have got to be kidding me! That is absolutely unbelievable! You wonder whether these people use maps at all.

(This isn't as bad as the lady who thought MK was completely covered by a dome, but it's close!

The worst part about people asking for an ocean view room was that after my
friend politely told them that it wouldn't be possible to give them that upgrade, they would get all huffy and upset! And he would have to politely explain WHY it wasn't possible. If they still didn't get it and kept complaining, he would offer to try them a room that pointed east, towards the coast, and that maybe if they squinted really hard, they could see the beach!

Now, I can understand a guest who doesn't live in this country making that mistake, but it's pretty bad when our own citizens do!

 

[JustMickey]

The worst part about people asking for an ocean view room was that after my
friend politely told them that it wouldn't be possible to give them that upgrade, they would get all huffy and upset! And he would have to politely explain WHY it wasn't possible. If they still didn't get it and kept complaining, he would offer to try them a room that pointed east, towards the coast, and that maybe if they squinted really hard, they could see the beach!

Now, I can understand a guest who doesn't live in this country making that mistake, but it's pretty bad when our own citizens do!

Oh my...

 

[Mischief_Managed]

About six years ago, my brother, his then girlfriend, and I were walking through Frontierland, and this dad grabs his son by the arm (maybe 5 or 6 yo) and just wallups on his rear. We couldn't believe how hard it was, so we actually stopped in shock. The dad then said (in his best Soup Nazi impression), "That's it... no ice cream for you!" We just started cracking up. The dad looked at us shocked that we were laughing. (I don't think he ever saw Seinfeld.)

Six years later, it is still our family saying when someone is acting bratty.

 

[aurora23]

My DW is a very petite 5' and a quarter inch and young looking so often gets mistaken for a child.

On last years trip to MK the fire chief came out of the barn and grabbed DS and his cousin for a picture, he then looks straight at DW and says "hey lets get all the kids in the photo"

This year on the flight home Virgin always bring round the kids meals first, the steward walks up the aisle obviously looking at row numbers while carrying the trays. When he gets to us he looks at us, looks at his list and says "Sorry sir we only have one kids meal booked for this row". I replied, "That's OK my WIFE didn't want one anyway". His face was a picture.

I feel your wife's pain. I am 23 and my fiancee is only 4 years older. He however looks 10 years older, and I tend to look like I am in high school. We were exiting a ride and had walked into the rides attatched store when an older CM asked us how we were enjoying our stay. I mentioned that I love WDW and wish I could live here. The cast member looked at me and in all seriousness says, "Don't worry when you grow up maybe your Daddy (he looks at my fiancee) will bring you back." My fiancee just looked at him in shock. It was all he could do to walk out of the store. My fiancee said to me Does that guy really think I'm your Dad? I teased him about it the rest of the trip.

 

[donnajon]

We were at AK last week watching the New Nemo show when at the beginning of the show where Nemo's mom gets eaten by the shark, my neice - almost 7 proclaims loudly, "It's even more tragic than the movie!"

And then there was the family asking about Test Track.
Mom: "Does it go fast? I don't think Sue will like it if it goes fast."
Dad: "Its like a car ride - it only goes about 60mph."
Mom: "Oh, that is too fast for Sue. She gets sick when she rides with me."
Dad: "There is probably a reason for that!"

 

[Friendly Frog]

For our first trip to WDW, my daughter had just gone through potty training so we bought her some "big girl" Tinkerbell panties to wear at the parks. She was so excited! We walked into MK, and a CM stopped to tell my DD how cute she looked. My DD said "I'm wearing pink Tinkerbell panties!" The CM smiled and said "That's great!" Then as we start to walk away, my DD yells (loudly) "My daddy is wearing blue panties!" referring to my DH's blue boxers.

To this day, I still ask my hubby what color panties he's wearing as soon as we enter MK!

I can just see that! So cute!!!

 

[Amapola]

We were at AK last week watching the New Nemo show when at the beginning of the show where Nemo's mom gets eaten by the shark, my neice - almost 7 proclaims loudly, "It's even more tragic than the movie!"

 

[Pierceman]

I'm a traditionalist, but I have to admit that Carousel of progress is is pretty lame for these days
My mom insisted we all go and we obliged
Our extended family of 10 sat in the front rows, During one of the decades, I leaned forward (I was in the front row) to tell our kids to behave, and when I leaned back my seat was up and I landed on my ***
Needless to say, the entire theater erupted in laughter, probaly the biggest laugh the Carousel saw in a long time

 

[Babyboo]

We were in the hottub at the GF one evening last week and I heard a guy telling his family that they would give Magic Kingdom a miss on their first park day (Xmas Eve) as it would be mobbed - but go on Xmas Day instead as the park would be empty.

My husband and I just gave each other a knowing smile.

 

[luvthemouse71]

I feel your wife's pain. I am 23 and my fiancee is only 4 years older. He however looks 10 years older, and I tend to look like I am in high school. We were exiting a ride and had walked into the rides attatched store when an older CM asked us how we were enjoying our stay. I mentioned that I love WDW and wish I could live here. The cast member looked at me and in all seriousness says, "Don't worry when you grow up maybe your Daddy (he looks at my fiancee) will bring you back." My fiancee just looked at him in shock. It was all he could do to walk out of the store. My fiancee said to me Does that guy really think I'm your Dad? I teased him about it the rest of the trip.

Gives new meaning to the phrase..."Who's your Daddy!?" I look young for my age and sound very young on the phone, so telemarketers are always asking me to go get my mommy. The last one that said that, I replied "Mommy said for you to get a real job!" Then I hung up.

 

[Pollito916]

Gives new meaning to the phrase..."Who's your Daddy!?" I look young for my age and sound very young on the phone, so telemarketers are always asking me to go get my mommy. The last one that said that, I replied "Mommy said for you to get a real job!" Then I hung up.

I get the same thing all the time. The last time some guy came to the door selling something and asked if my parents were home, I looked at him and said, "No, and you just blew any chance you had at a sale!"

 

[bizeemom4]

Originally Posted by DawnaJean
Two weeks ago, I was with my DS 3 at Blizzard Beach Tike's Peak. He said "Mommy let's play Power Rangers", so I said "sure, let's go". He walked quickly up the stairs and over to the kids' slides where you can sit next to each other and go down at the same time. We waited a minute as there were several moms and dads with kids in tow around the top. Then, when it was our turn, we sat down together, and in his deepest (albeit quiet) voice, he put up his muscles and said "Blue Power!". I, following his lead, and trying my best to play the part, threw my arms up and yelled robustly (assuming my son would like it more if I used more energy)......
........"WHITE POWER!!!!!!!" and then we went down the slide together. ARRRGGGGG - should have picked pink



That is THE funniest thing I've read on here ever.

 

[sandicinderelli]

Gives new meaning to the phrase..."Who's your Daddy!?" I look young for my age and sound very young on the phone, so telemarketers are always asking me to go get my mommy. The last one that said that, I replied "Mommy said for you to get a real job!" Then I hung up.

Wow!

 

[luvthemouse71]

Wow!

Yep, I admit it, I hate telemarketers...In college, I lasted exactly 2 weeks as a telemarketer. I just felt "dirty", if that makes any sense. Calling people during dinner, laying on a sales pitch using a stupid script. Being paid to nag people during dinnertime is not my definition of a real job.

My dead grandpa was still getting telemarketing calls from this one place(they lived with us until they passed away) and I finally ended up giving the telemarketer the number of the local cemetery where he is buried. My grandmother got a kick out of that one! Wish I could take full credit for it too but I got the idea from an article on how to thwart the telemarketing industry....

 

[sapper1]

Too bad his parents didn't know that they're actually all over the world... I spent last Sunday freezing at Europa Park in the Black Forest. They had a monorail.

In fact, the oldest operating monorail system in the world is in Wuppertal, Germany. Several others exist here, as well as in England, Italy, Russia, Japan, Malaysia, China, Korea, Singapore, Indonesia, UAE, Australia, and Canada, as well as various locations in the US.

To the best of my knowledge, the only continents without a monorail system are South America, and naturally, Antarctica.

I have an old black and white photo of the monorail in Wuppertal that I took on a visit as a child in 1958. It was quite fascinating at the time.

 

[TSMAMI]

Originally Posted by DawnaJean
Two weeks ago, I was with my DS 3 at Blizzard Beach Tike's Peak. He said "Mommy let's play Power Rangers", so I said "sure, let's go". He walked quickly up the stairs and over to the kids' slides where you can sit next to each other and go down at the same time. We waited a minute as there were several moms and dads with kids in tow around the top. Then, when it was our turn, we sat down together, and in his deepest (albeit quiet) voice, he put up his muscles and said "Blue Power!". I, following his lead, and trying my best to play the part, threw my arms up and yelled robustly (assuming my son would like it more if I used more energy)......
........"WHITE POWER!!!!!!!" and then we went down the slide together. ARRRGGGGG - should have picked pink



That is THE funniest thing I've read on here ever.