Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[princesskelz]

we were in cinderellas castle for dinner one night last summer and this lady with lets say 3 or 4 kids is getting tired and is ready to go back to her hotel room. anyways we were talking to her and she says excuse me for one moment and she turns to one of her kids and says dont make me beat you in the happiest place on earth!! omg i have never laughed so hard in my life before!!!

 

[MomOfDisneyBoys]

we were in cinderellas castle for dinner one night last summer and this lady with lets say 3 or 4 kids is getting tired and is ready to go back to her hotel room. anyways we were talking to her and she says excuse me for one moment and she turns to one of her kids and says dont make me beat you in the happiest place on earth!! omg i have never laughed so hard in my life before!!!

This reminded me of something that happened to me! (at DL, not WDW)

We had just parked and got out of the car and I was stretching and my shirt rose up a bit, and my mother cought a glimpse of the tattoo just below my bellybutton. (I was 17 at the time ) She freaked out and I convinced her it was a temporary one. she ended the conversation with:

"Good, because I'd hate to have to F****** kill you when we're about to go to DISNEYLAND!" Not her best moment (or mine for that matter)

 

[boston1029]

This didn't happen at WDW, but in my own kitchen today. My dh(epcotmatt) and I were listening to live365 Disney music and talking about his favorite park, Epcot and he said "if Epcot were a man, I'd be gay." I think that he loves Epcot more than I thought. Thank goodness he can't marry a park or I'd be single right now!

 

[GemmaPixie]

Not at WDW but about Disney. Me and my mates were talking about if we were to build a theme park, what the theme would be. One said Angel/Devil theme, another said 50s theme and so on. Then my best friend pipes up and says 'If I were to build a theme park I'd make it all Disney..Disney rides, Disney characters- the lot!' We all burst out laughing and said 'Eh ______, I think there already is that theme....it's called DISNEY WORLD!!' She just looked at us and said 'Oh c*ap- the stole my idea!!!'

funniest day ever

 

[StephaBabe50]

We were walking down Main Street and
there was an older couple behind us.
The woman was like "So this is Downtown
Disney?" and her husband was like
"Yup, here it is!"

 

[Starstruckdancer]

My Dad and I were at the Poly and we were in line to go down the water slide. And this dad and his younger daughter were in front of us.
"I don't want to go down the slide" the girl said crying.
Then the dad shouted "I don't care! Go down the slide or were going home. No Mickey Mouse, no Ice cream, no rides!"
They were quiet the whole time till they got to the slide and the girl cried some more but her dad made her go down. I didn't see them again.

 

[Timon_n_Pumba]

My Dad and I were at the Poly and we were in line to go down the water slide. And this dad and his younger daughter were in front of us.
"I don't want to go down the slide" the girl said crying.
Then the dad shouted "I don't care! Go down the slide or were going home. No Mickey Mouse, no Ice cream, no rides!"
They were quiet the whole time till they got to the slide and the girl cried some more but her dad made her go down. I didn't see them again.

Not exactly funny, that one ^^^^^^........

Best Regards,

Scott in MO

BWI in 16 days--woo hoo!!!

 

[Boncho]

This didn't happen at WDW, but in my own kitchen today. My dh(epcotmatt) and I were listening to live365 Disney music and talking about his favorite park, Epcot and he said "if Epcot were a man, I'd be gay." I think that he loves Epcot more than I thought. Thank goodness he can't marry a park or I'd be single right now!

 

[TruBlu]

This didn't happen at WDW, but in my own kitchen today. My dh(epcotmatt) and I were listening to live365 Disney music and talking about his favorite park, Epcot and he said "if Epcot were a man, I'd be gay." I think that he loves Epcot more than I thought. Thank goodness he can't marry a park or I'd be single right now!

I don't blame him at all! If Epcot were a man he would be TOTALLY HOT!!!

 

[crystalgirl58]

i love these

 

[Buzz Litebeer]

If Epcot were a man he would be TOTALLY HOT!!!

If Epcot were a man, he'd be George Plimpton.

 

[Mortlives]

If Epcot were a man, he'd be George Plimpton.

Does this mean you think George Plimpton is hot, Buzz?

 

[Loafmastermom]

o.k., I am on like page 10 of this thread but I had to share. 4 years ago when DS was 4, we took a potty break near POTC (you know where the walkway shortcut is?). Anyway, DH is in the men's room and DS came with me. DS goes first and then when I am finished with my turn (trying not to be too graphic ), I turn to flush. Hadn't been to this potty in a few years and apparently they flush on their own now. In fact, they flush so powerfully that if your sunglasses are hooked on the front of your shirt and slide off, they will go right down the drain! My son looks at me with these HUGE eyes and says "Mom, it just.. did that?... OMG!" I told him it was o.k. and I would just buy another pair. When we met up with DH, DS tells him "THE TOILET ATE MOM'S SUNGLASSES!!!!" Until I explained the whole story, I think DH was a little scared, too!

 

[Loafmastermom]

p.s. George Plimpton was great!

 

[Buzz Litebeer]

Does this mean you think George Plimpton is hot, Buzz?

Well, let's briefly look at the guy, shall we?

Plimpton, with his ivy-league accent and distinguished looks screamed "academian" (when Epcot opened he was seen daily on television as the spokesman for Mattel's IntelliVision video game console -- later he'd host "Mouseterpiece Theater" for the Disney Channel). However, Plimpton was notorious for constantly trying to expand his horizons. He was present at the assassination of Robert Kennedy and wrestled Sirhan Sirhan to the ground. He competed in several professional sporting events (including the PGA Tour) and later wrote books about his experiences from the point of view of an amateur. He was a US tank driver serving in Italy during WW2.

To me, he epitomizes what Epcot is: absolutely fascinating once you get to know it, but with a reputation for being rather stodgy.

 

[ufgator]

We saw Brother Bear and heard some guy say, "I've been here 12 times. Who the heck it that?"

 

[chrismb22]

o.k., I am on like page 10 of this thread but I had to share. 4 years ago when DS was 4, we took a potty break near POTC (you know where the walkway shortcut is?). Anyway, DH is in the men's room and DS came with me. DS goes first and then when I am finished with my turn (trying not to be too graphic ), I turn to flush. Hadn't been to this potty in a few years and apparently they flush on their own now. In fact, they flush so powerfully that if your sunglasses are hooked on the front of your shirt and slide off, they will go right down the drain! My son looks at me with these HUGE eyes and says "Mom, it just.. did that?... OMG!" I told him it was o.k. and I would just buy another pair. When we met up with DH, DS tells him "THE TOILET ATE MOM'S SUNGLASSES!!!!" Until I explained the whole story, I think DH was a little scared, too!

Off topic but had to comment -- that happened to me once ... only it was my cell phone! My friend tried calling it as it was flushing. I didn't answer. You had to hear me explain that to the t-mobile guy!!

 

[resol37]

Ok this one made me & my friend & several others laugh.

Ok we just get done at Fantasmic & as we are headed out of the stadium, there are like 20-30 people wearing brightly colored Disney shirts & screaming loudly. We get away & head towards RNRC, when we get there we encounter these people who now are screaming things about Finance & what not. I look over as i'm about to enter the doors to G Force & yell out to them, "You tell 'em Steve Dave" in my best Fanboy from Mallrats voice. Clearly had several people & one of the CM's laughing at that one. One of them looks over & the rest immediately get quiet noticeably embarrassed. Shame, we never saw the Finance people again.

STEVE DAVE!

Um...I'm okay. Yeah, that 37 in my name's not there by accident.

 

[resol37]

Yep, there's a huge underground cavern underneath the MK that not only houses our apartments, but also our shopping malls (300 stores, but they all sell the same plush items and t-shirts), private amusement park (it's where we moved 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Alien Encounter and Mr. Toad's Wild Ride), Cast Member Brainwash-and-Dry, and best of all, the Secret Lair for World Domination. My favorite location down there in Utilidoorville is the Michael Eisner Wading Pool -- it's full of money Bob Iger rolls around in when he comes to visit.

If you ever get lucky enough to go down there, ask to see the Audio-Animatronic of Walt Disney that Roy Disney had built to dispense brotherly advice and backrubs.

I'm reading my way backwards through this thread until I reach where I last left off and I just hit this post.

I believe it may be the best thing I've ever read on the Dis.

 

[dreamn_Disney]

My mom loves IASW. It is her favorite ride. The first time I took dd to WDW I told her we had to ride it because it was Grams favorite ride. When we got off the boat she was super mad at me. She said I lied about it being Grams favorite just to get her on that horrible ride. I kept telling her it was and now at 16 she still hates it.