Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[Amapola]

said,' I'm so excited, I just far--d!" Needless to say I was, and And the people just looked at him and turned around. I guess he was just delirious with joy?

You MUST post this in the Fart thread http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=932946

 

[Mrs.Reese]

Here's a story from my childhood. My parents got seasonal passes for all of us and would take us to WDW a couple times of year. (No we weren't rich. My mom is the queen of good cheap.) One time we were getting ready to leave for the parks and my youngest bro said, "I don't want to go to Disney. I want to stay at the hotel."

On a different trip, we were riding Spaceship Earth. We heard some snoring from the car in front of us. My middle bro shouts "Mom quit snoring! You're going to wake up all the dead people." He then proceeded to explain how all the audioanimas were dead people that Disney bought.

 

[Anie87]

Just wanted to add our funny moments...

One evening at Crystal Palace we saw a middle aged woman jump on Piglet and wrap her legs around his waist. Poor Piglet nearly lost his head. The funniest reaction was my dds (she was 9 at the time) she screamed "Lady, leave piglet alone!"
and then to us "Can you believe an old lady would act like that, geez whats wrong with her?"

WHAT?! What happened after that? Was she forced to leave? That's appalling!... but kinda funny.

 

[larkles]

Our first visit as a family was when DS#2 was almost 3. We were in AK when we saw Chip, Dale and someone else(?) spread out around the meet and greet circle. I don't think DS even knew who they were.

All of a sudden, DS runs to Chip and grabs his hand, he starts to pull him across the circle, very insistently! I ask "Honey What are you doing? Say hello to Chip!"

DS says very seriously to Chip "Hurry, your friend is over here!: DS dragged him across the circle then says "Here he is!"

He looked so proud of himself once the two were together! I think Chip may have been worried about being kidnapped by a 3 yr old

* This is the now 7yr old who recently rolled down the window to ask a panhandler- What's your name? Why are you holding that bucket?

 

[cmonroe]

* This is the now 7yr old who recently rolled down the window to ask a panhandler- What's your name? Why are you holding that bucket?

Now that's funny!

 

[disneymom3]

Mine is something we continue to giggle at but still feel a tiny bit guilty over. Last trip as we were leaving MK on the tram the announcer guy at the back had a very strong accent. Now, first off I have to say I am always blown away by people who are able to speak English as well as he and I know I would not be doing nearly as a good of a job in their country. As we take off and he announces where we will be stopping, he says various names including "Slippy and Doopey" DD looks at me and says "WHERE are we going???" And DS at the exact same time says "Who are THEY?" I just lost it. I tried so incredibly hard not to giggle. And I could have pulled it off if the two of them had not looked so confused. So, I sat there shaking with my giggles and not speaking. Then the kids turn to dad "What did that guy say?" DH, totally straight face says "I have no idea. Guess we will find out when we get there." Oh I just totally lost it then.

 

[momof5boys]

Not as funny as some but it was to me. My DS was 6 at the time,we were riding IASW (his 1st time at WDW) When we were halfway through the ride he taps on my arm and asked "mom is this almost over?" I tell him almost and then ask why? He stated " cuz it's really stupid!" I was practically crying by the time the ride was over I was laughing so hard!

 

[pkondz]

Not as funny as some but it was to me. My DS was 6 at the time,we were riding IASW (his 1st time at WDW) When we were halfway through the ride he taps on my arm and asked "mom is this almost over?" I tell him almost and then ask why? He stated " cuz it's really stupid!" I was practically crying by the time the ride was over I was laughing so hard!

That reminds me. Last trip was the first for DD8 & DD4. I've never liked IASW (don't flame me! I know some of you love it... ok someone, somewhere loves it.. ) so I boarded the boat with some trepidation (I was determined not to let my likes or dislikes colour my kids feelings for the rides. Let 'em make up their own minds on what they like or don't). Not a word was uttered during the ride; OMG does that mean that they like it? Am I going to have to sit on this ride ten more times? After we disembarked, I nervously asked them if they had enjoyed it. I was treated to a chorus of, "Not really" and "No". Two years later they still mention the 'doll boat ride' as the one ride they didn't really care for.

 

[pkondz]

On a different trip, we were riding Spaceship Earth. We heard some snoring from the car in front of us. My middle bro shouts "Mom quit snoring! You're going to wake up all the dead people." He then proceeded to explain how all the audioanimas were dead people that Disney bought.

Your bro was right! I have it on good authority that none of the audioanimatronics are alive.

 

[sl_underwood]

WHAT?! What happened after that? Was she forced to leave? That's appalling!... but kinda funny.

Security came in and made her get off poor piglet but they didnt kick her out just warned her that her behavior was unacceptable.

 

[Anie87]

It didn't happen IN WDW so to speak, but we always fly down from MI to WDW and every time we're waiting in the terminal in MI to go to MCO, it always seems like every family is going to MCO for WDW too. Last time I was there, there was a family of 4 and the little girl, I'd say about 3-4 years old dressed in all Disney princess attire, wouldn't sit still and kept asking "Are we almost there? How much longer? Where's Mickey? Where's the Castle? When are we gonna be there?" It was pretty cute!

 

[luvthephunk]

My favorite was a couple standing right in front of me while I was working, were discussing where cast members live. Apparently, the majority of cast members live in apartment buildings underneath the Magic Kingdom.

I really wanted to step in and say something to this couple, but I was afraid the only answer out of my mouth was going to be a sarcastic one so I kept my mouth shut.

 

[ldubberly]

Apparently, the majority of cast members live in apartment buildings underneath the Magic Kingdom.

 

[sl_underwood]

That reminds me. Last trip was the first for DD8 & DD4. I've never liked IASW (don't flame me! I know some of you love it... ok someone, somewhere loves it.. ) so I boarded the boat with some trepidation (I was determined not to let my likes or dislikes colour my kids feelings for the rides. Let 'em make up their own minds on what they like or don't). Not a word was uttered during the ride; OMG does that mean that they like it? Am I going to have to sit on this ride ten more times? After we disembarked, I nervously asked them if they had enjoyed it. I was treated to a chorus of, "Not really" and "No". Two years later they still mention the 'doll boat ride' as the one ride they didn't really care for.

The only reason my girls liked the IASW ride was because it annoyed their parents. For hours after they hummed the song just to annoy us.

 

[Buzz Litebeer]

My favorite was a couple standing right in front of me while I was working, were discussing where cast members live. Apparently, the majority of cast members live in apartment buildings underneath the Magic Kingdom.

Yep, there's a huge underground cavern underneath the MK that not only houses our apartments, but also our shopping malls (300 stores, but they all sell the same plush items and t-shirts), private amusement park (it's where we moved 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Alien Encounter and Mr. Toad's Wild Ride), Cast Member Brainwash-and-Dry, and best of all, the Secret Lair for World Domination. My favorite location down there in Utilidoorville is the Michael Eisner Wading Pool -- it's full of money Bob Iger rolls around in when he comes to visit.

If you ever get lucky enough to go down there, ask to see the Audio-Animatronic of Walt Disney that Roy Disney had built to dispense brotherly advice and backrubs.

 

[RACHELSMOM1]

Yep, there's a huge underground cavern underneath the MK that not only houses our apartments, but also our shopping malls (300 stores, but they all sell the same plush items and t-shirts), private amusement park (it's where we moved 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Alien Encounter and Mr. Toad's Wild Ride), Cast Member Brainwash-and-Dry, and best of all, the Secret Lair for World Domination. My favorite location down there in Utilidoorville is the Michael Eisner Wading Pool -- it's full of money Bob Iger rolls around in when he comes to visit.

If you ever get lucky enough to go down there, ask to see the Audio-Animatronic of Walt Disney that Roy Disney had built to dispense brotherly advice and backrubs.

 

[luvthephunk]

Yep, there's a huge underground cavern underneath the MK that not only houses our apartments, but also our shopping malls (300 stores, but they all sell the same plush items and t-shirts), private amusement park (it's where we moved 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Alien Encounter and Mr. Toad's Wild Ride), Cast Member Brainwash-and-Dry, and best of all, the Secret Lair for World Domination. My favorite location down there in Utilidoorville is the Michael Eisner Wading Pool -- it's full of money Bob Iger rolls around in when he comes to visit.

If you ever get lucky enough to go down there, ask to see the Audio-Animatronic of Walt Disney that Roy Disney had built to dispense brotherly advice and backrubs.

SSHHHHH!!! Don't tell everybody! All of that is considered proprietary knowledge!

 

[twinmommyks]

Okay, this funny one involves my ds4 (at the time). We were at Epcot early and it was very empty and we were just walking around the countries, when all of a sudden our ds4 starts taking off running, for no apparent reason. The only people close by are a little boy about 2 and his mother. The boy is running a few feet in front of the mom. When all of a sudden, my ds4 catches up with the boy, wraps his arms around him and takes him to the ground.

My dh, who is not as quick as ds4, finally catches up with him and is totally shocked at our son tackling this lady's son. Me and my other 2 kids are standing back just watching this all play out

When dh returns, our ds4 explains that he was afraid that this little boy was running away from his mom and was going to get lost, so he wanted to help.

My dh was quite embarrased having to separate our son from her son and try to figure out why he tackled her son. The mom had a look of shock on her face not knowing what was going on and understandably so.

This was way out of character for ds 4 to tackle someone because he is such an easy-going child, but he truly thought he was doing something good for this mother. The vision of my ds4 taking off and tackling this child is still very vivid and I giggle every time I think of it. And, luckily no one was injured.

 

[troijka]

Here is my funny WDW story: Memorial Day weekend last year in the MK was CROWDED....
Well, we were walking past Cinderella fountain in FAntasyland and I saw two couples of early, mid-twenty somethings and one of the girls was saying "where do you want to go next??? Tomorrowland? Frontierland?" and one of the guys answered "Tobaccoland. Where is that delightful little smoking area????"
Too funny...

 

[CaptainJackObsessed]

Yep, there's a huge underground cavern underneath the MK that not only houses our apartments, but also our shopping malls (300 stores, but they all sell the same plush items and t-shirts), private amusement park (it's where we moved 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Alien Encounter and Mr. Toad's Wild Ride), Cast Member Brainwash-and-Dry, and best of all, the Secret Lair for World Domination. My favorite location down there in Utilidoorville is the Michael Eisner Wading Pool -- it's full of money Bob Iger rolls around in when he comes to visit.

If you ever get lucky enough to go down there, ask to see the Audio-Animatronic of Walt Disney that Roy Disney had built to dispense brotherly advice and backrubs.

So I have to become a cast member to go on the good rides, I miss 20,000 leagues and Mr. Toad's Wild Ride