Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[TheRustyScupper]

I was in the men's room in Epcot, next to Morocco. One of the other attendees, was an approx 4-5 year-old boy. He must have been in there a while, because we hear a woman's voice loudly from outside saying, "Mark, are you OK in there?". The boy, obviously proud of going to the bathroom on his own between several of us at the urinals, yet still embarrassed, shouted back, "Mom, PLEASE. Not in front of the other guys!".

 

[KStarfish82]

I was sitting outside of Splash Mountain waiting for my DD and DH. A lady sits next to me and tells me about her two-hour wait for her luggage and her three-hour wait for the bus. She was staying off-site.

Anyway, she proceeded to tell me about the new hotel that was like a castle. I explained to her no, you can "win" a night in Cinderella's castle. She didn't understand and then said well, it has something to do with wishes, I think it's the Make a Wish Foundation for sick kids. They can "wish" to stay in the castle and their wish is granted. I knew at this point, I wasn't going to win this argument so just agreed.

Was she talking about the Doubletree Castle that is offsite? There is a pink castle that is actually a Doubletree Hotel. I remember it because it is so pretty. Just thought that is what she may have been talking about...

 

[mylightshines]

No, she was definitely talking about Cinderella's castle.

 

[WDWHeather]

I was in the men's room in Epcot, next to Morocco. One of the other attendees, was an approx 4-5 year-old boy. He must have been in there a while, because we hear a woman's voice loudly from outside saying, "Mark, are you OK in there?". The boy, obviously proud of going to the bathroom on his own between several of us at the urinals, yet still embarrassed, shouted back, "Mom, PLEASE. Not in front of the other guys!".

That is just so cute! haha.

 

[PrincessCastMember]

In 2003 I was working at Disney's Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground. As part of my training, I had to be taught how to use a pargo (golf cart) and also learn about the bus stations. My trainer was a nice gentleman from Peru and he had a very thick accent. We were driving around on the pargo and he told me that there were two bus stations, one at the front and one in the back of resort by Pioneer Hall. He told the names of the stations were the "Apples" and the "Salmon" (as he pronounced Sal-oh-mon). ...At least, that's what I thought he said. For months I would tell guests to take a purple, red or yellow bus from the "Apples" depot back to the "Salmon" depot. Finally one day a guest told me, "I don't know where the "Apples" place is you're telling me, but I do know where the "Outpost" and the "Settlement" are."

"Apples" = Outpost
"Salmon" = Settlement

I was so embarassed. Hahaha

 

[Buzz Litebeer]

Anyway, she proceeded to tell me about the new hotel that was like a castle. I explained to her no, you can "win" a night in Cinderella's castle. She didn't understand and then said well, it has something to do with wishes, I think it's the Make a Wish Foundation for sick kids. They can "wish" to stay in the castle and their wish is granted. I knew at this point, I wasn't going to win this argument so just agreed.

On a slightly related, but nevertheless OT subject, Disney just finished and opened the Disney Wish Lounge in the MK. It's open ONLY to guests who are staying with us as part of either "Make-A-Wish" or a similar organization like "Give Kids The World". It's a quiet place with couches, chairs, a TV and video games where these kids can come in with their families for a quick break from the park without having to go all the way to and from their hotel rooms.

 

[Simba22]

I think this is another one of those "you had to be there" moments but here it goes:

In May 2005, my boyfriend and I were on our first vacation alone at WDW. We had passed by the meet & greet area for Aladdin and Jasmine just as the line was closing for their break so we asked the CM when they would be back. She said about 20 minutes and we could wait if we wanted. We decided to walk around a bit instead and came back about 20 minutes later to find a short line (about 5 people ahead of us). We get in line and a a few more families come up behind us. Eventually the CM ropes off the line again for another break. Just before it was our turn to go meet them, this girl (probably 13 or 14) comes up to the end of the line and the CM tells her that they are taking a break and will be back in about 20 minutes. This girl starts throwing the worst teen-age temper tantrum I had ever seen! She start screaming at the top of her lungs that she waited all day and everytime she come over here, they are closing the line. The CM politely tells her again that they will be back in 20 minutes and she can wait so she doesn't lose her place in line. The girl starts shouting even louder about how she doesn't want to wait, and "can't you just get another Jasmine to come out?" The CM looks at her dead serious and goes "well...there's only one Aladdin and only one Jasmine..." The girl opened her mouth to say something but was kind of caught off guard all she could sputter was "there's only 1? That's impossible!" The CM say's "no...no it's not. There's only 1." The girl just turned and stormed off but when we got up to Jasmine and Aladdin, Jasmine asks me what was going on back there. I explained the story and she laughed and then whispered to me "Thank God they didn't let her in, I have to pee so bad!"

 

[WDWHeather]

I think this is another one of those "you had to be there" moments but here it goes:

In May 2005, my boyfriend and I were on our first vacation alone at WDW. We had passed by the meet & greet area for Aladdin and Jasmine just as the line was closing for their break so we asked the CM when they would be back. She said about 20 minutes and we could wait if we wanted. We decided to walk around a bit instead and came back about 20 minutes later to find a short line (about 5 people ahead of us). We get in line and a a few more families come up behind us. Eventually the CM ropes off the line again for another break. Just before it was our turn to go meet them, this girl (probably 13 or 14) comes up to the end of the line and the CM tells her that they are taking a break and will be back in about 20 minutes. This girl starts throwing the worst teen-age temper tantrum I had ever seen! She start screaming at the top of her lungs that she waited all day and everytime she come over here, they are closing the line. The CM politely tells her again that they will be back in 20 minutes and she can wait so she doesn't lose her place in line. The girl starts shouting even louder about how she doesn't want to wait, and "can't you just get another Jasmine to come out?" The CM looks at her dead serious and goes "well...there's only one Aladdin and only one Jasmine..." The girl opened her mouth to say something but was kind of caught off guard all she could sputter was "there's only 1? That's impossible!" The CM say's "no...no it's not. There's only 1." The girl just turned and stormed off but when we got up to Jasmine and Aladdin, Jasmine asks me what was going on back there. I explained the story and she laughed and then whispered to me "Thank God they didn't let her in, I have to pee so bad!"

hahaha. That's so funny! Too bad about the teenager with the temper tantrum. She should be a little embarrassed about that one...

 

[Stew_Mouse]

This is more cute than funny:

My Dsis and I had just ridden Snow White. As we were climbing out of the seats, a boy of about 5 or 6 y.o. who was in line right in front of where we were climbing out asked us in a fearful voice, "Is it very scary?" His mom laughed gently, and we said no, it's not. We hope he didn't find it too scary, cuz then he'll remember that some strangers lied to him! Anyway, he sounded so scared and nervous, it was really adorable.

 

[Andy B]

I think this is another one of those "you had to be there" moments but here it goes:

In May 2005, my boyfriend and I were on our first vacation alone at WDW. We had passed by the meet & greet area for Aladdin and Jasmine just as the line was closing for their break so we asked the CM when they would be back. She said about 20 minutes and we could wait if we wanted. We decided to walk around a bit instead and came back about 20 minutes later to find a short line (about 5 people ahead of us). We get in line and a a few more families come up behind us. Eventually the CM ropes off the line again for another break. Just before it was our turn to go meet them, this girl (probably 13 or 14) comes up to the end of the line and the CM tells her that they are taking a break and will be back in about 20 minutes. This girl starts throwing the worst teen-age temper tantrum I had ever seen! She start screaming at the top of her lungs that she waited all day and everytime she come over here, they are closing the line. The CM politely tells her again that they will be back in 20 minutes and she can wait so she doesn't lose her place in line. The girl starts shouting even louder about how she doesn't want to wait, and "can't you just get another Jasmine to come out?" The CM looks at her dead serious and goes "well...there's only one Aladdin and only one Jasmine..." The girl opened her mouth to say something but was kind of caught off guard all she could sputter was "there's only 1? That's impossible!" The CM say's "no...no it's not. There's only 1." The girl just turned and stormed off but when we got up to Jasmine and Aladdin, Jasmine asks me what was going on back there. I explained the story and she laughed and then whispered to me "Thank God they didn't let her in, I have to pee so bad!"

Am I the only one who finds text like this difficult to read?

 

[dbarker]

Am I the only one who finds text like this difficult to read?

No, you are not the only one. I find the "pink" text the most difficult to read. It is more difficult than "yellow".

Please, Please, Please...have a little mercy on the rest of us. Please pick a different color for text. If it must be *cute* and *girly* try "Purple".

 

[DisneyMom5]

In 2003 I was working at Disney's Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground. As part of my training, I had to be taught how to use a pargo (golf cart) and also learn about the bus stations. My trainer was a nice gentleman from Peru and he had a very thick accent. We were driving around on the pargo and he told me that there were two bus stations, one at the front and one in the back of resort by Pioneer Hall. He told the names of the stations were the "Apples" and the "Salmon" (as he pronounced Sal-oh-mon). ...At least, that's what I thought he said. For months I would tell guests to take a purple, red or yellow bus from the "Apples" depot back to the "Salmon" depot. Finally one day a guest told me, "I don't know where the "Apples" place is you're telling me, but I do know where the "Outpost" and the "Settlement" are."

"Apples" = Outpost
"Salmon" = Settlement

I was so embarassed. Hahaha

That's hilarious!

 

[sha_lyn]

Am I the only one who finds text like this difficult to read?

I find it hard to read too. There are a couple of posters that I just end up neverreading their post because the color or font style hurts my eyes.

 

[horseshowmom]

In 2003 I was working at Disney's Fort Wilderness Resort and Campground. As part of my training, I had to be taught how to use a pargo (golf cart) and also learn about the bus stations. My trainer was a nice gentleman from Peru and he had a very thick accent. We were driving around on the pargo and he told me that there were two bus stations, one at the front and one in the back of resort by Pioneer Hall. He told the names of the stations were the "Apples" and the "Salmon" (as he pronounced Sal-oh-mon). ...At least, that's what I thought he said. For months I would tell guests to take a purple, red or yellow bus from the "Apples" depot back to the "Salmon" depot. Finally one day a guest told me, "I don't know where the "Apples" place is you're telling me, but I do know where the "Outpost" and the "Settlement" are."

"Apples" = Outpost
"Salmon" = Settlement

I was so embarassed. Hahaha

 

[mikiclements]

I was in the men's room in Epcot, next to Morocco. One of the other attendees, was an approx 4-5 year-old boy. He must have been in there a while, because we hear a woman's voice loudly from outside saying, "Mark, are you OK in there?". The boy, obviously proud of going to the bathroom on his own between several of us at the urinals, yet still embarrassed, shouted back, "Mom, PLEASE. Not in front of the other guys!".

 

[hogwartsdropout]

I think this is another one of those "you had to be there" moments but here it goes:

In May 2005, my boyfriend and I were on our first vacation alone at WDW. We had passed by the meet & greet area for Aladdin and Jasmine just as the line was closing for their break so we asked the CM when they would be back. She said about 20 minutes and we could wait if we wanted. We decided to walk around a bit instead and came back about 20 minutes later to find a short line (about 5 people ahead of us). We get in line and a a few more families come up behind us. Eventually the CM ropes off the line again for another break. Just before it was our turn to go meet them, this girl (probably 13 or 14) comes up to the end of the line and the CM tells her that they are taking a break and will be back in about 20 minutes. This girl starts throwing the worst teen-age temper tantrum I had ever seen! She start screaming at the top of her lungs that she waited all day and everytime she come over here, they are closing the line. The CM politely tells her again that they will be back in 20 minutes and she can wait so she doesn't lose her place in line. The girl starts shouting even louder about how she doesn't want to wait, and "can't you just get another Jasmine to come out?" The CM looks at her dead serious and goes "well...there's only one Aladdin and only one Jasmine..." The girl opened her mouth to say something but was kind of caught off guard all she could sputter was "there's only 1? That's impossible!" The CM say's "no...no it's not. There's only 1." The girl just turned and stormed off but when we got up to Jasmine and Aladdin, Jasmine asks me what was going on back there. I explained the story and she laughed and then whispered to me "Thank God they didn't let her in, I have to pee so bad!"

I've definitely read this story before. Did you post on here already?

 

[surfergrl31]

Okay this is really funny but a little crude so if that is not your humor type please scroll past.

This was my first trip to dw on our first day we stopped by TOT before we went to dinner. I've heard that disney pipes smells on certain rides so we were in the boiler room waiting to board when I take a big whiff and said,"Wow, it smells like somebody died in here!" My dh bf started busted out laughing it wasn't until after the ride that he told me no he had just passed gas! I couldn't understand why everyone was laughing at me but now I know.

 

[dameodie]

there are "great events in Space Travel" type signs. The woman in front of him sees the one that says "2030 - First Family in Space" which includes the family dog, Sunspot. She says, "That's just dumb, don't they think. That dog will never live that long!" They proceeded to have this whole conversation in line about how even if the dog was a puppy and a breed that lived long, it could never live 25 years...

This SO sounds like something I would say... that's great!

I'm reading this thread in chunks from the beginning... so much comdey gold! Keep 'em coming!

 

[tcruz_10]

This is my very first post.

Me, my wife, two small daughters, and 3 relatives went to DW 3 weeks ago. The first park we went to was EPCOT. We went to the Princess Storybook Dining first thing in the morning. We saw Belle in her yellow gown and had her autograph and pictures taken with us. Late that afternoon, we saw a line for character greeting with Beauty and the Beast. My wife excitedly claims 'There's Beauty!'. After we had their autographs and pictures, we were surprised that 'Beauty' had the exact same autograph as Belle.

Also at the Storybook Dining, a princess wearing a pink gown came to our table. Afterwards everyone was asking who that was. When we looked at the autograph book, she signed 'Princess Aurora'. We had to call my sister-in-law (who has 3 older kids) and asked her who Princess Aurora was. Turns out it's Sleeping Beauty.

I have 2 daughters, a 1 and a 2 year old. I figure, in a few years, I'd memorize all the names of Disney characters.

 

[dameodie]

and a quote!

This is, hands down, the funniest thing I've read so far in this thread. And there's been some goodies, lemme tell ya!

2 Funniest Things That i have ever heard happened more or less the same time.


Meet and Greet

Son: Mommy why doesn't Mickey Love Minnie
Mother: Why do you say that Steven
Son: Well if Mickey loved Minnie wouldn't they have kids??


Everyone around us almost died laughing but it didn't compare to what we heard about 10 seconds later

Mother: Robert do you believe that Mickey doesn't love minnie
Son: No mom i know he loves her
Mommy: So then what would you say to that boy about what he said
Son: Oh that's easy
I'd say to him that the reason that they don't have kids is b/c mickey doesn't have a weewee.

Oh My GOSH every single adult around had to really try hard to keep it in
people had to leave to get a laugh out. It MUST have been the funniest thing that i have ever heard in my life