Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[stargrazer]

Yesterday, I was walking into Splash Mountain and it had quite a stand-by wait. A little girl asked her dad if they could ride it and he said he didn't want to wait that long. So she says to him, "Well don't you have any more of those Fast Fun passes?"


Fast Fun! Good description...I LOVE it!!

 

[CanadianGuy]

I posted this in another thread.. but it really belongs here...

Last week :

- One of my travelling companions is.. well.. let's say he's 'gassy' and he had to use the restroom at MK. He knew there were others in there .. but he was trying to be quiet and thought he had succeededl.. till he heard from a stall a few down from him about a 4 or 5 year old kid say "See Daddy? That guy's having pooh trouble too!"

Apparently .. there was laughter throughout the bathroom..

J

 

[WDWHeather]

My sister and I were on M:S two summers ago and were joined by two Asian people who didn't speak a word of english. However, let me tell you they were smiling like crazy to be going on the ride.
We lean back getting ready for take off and then we blast off. From the other end of the flight simulator, the gentleman yells out, 'HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' and held it out through the entire blast-off.
My sister and I died laughing and we always say it to each other when we get on the ride.

 

[BethC1952]

Little boys and bathrooms are a riot.

Here's one that happened to me more than 26 years ago. It was our first stay at Fort Wilderness, and my son was about five years old. He was not used to taking showers. DH took him to the men's bathroom, while I went to take a lovely, leisurely shower in the ladies' room (we were tent camping, and a shower was a great luxury!). Suddenly I heard DS screaming "You're trying to drown me! You're killing me! Stop! I'm going to call the police!"

Of course, I knew that it was just shower time. The other ladies in the room were all saying how sorry they felt for the poor child, and wondering what kind of parents he might have. I just smiled politely and said that he had wonderful parents--at least they were drowning him at Walt Disney World!

 

[Alexis Green]

These are hilarious! Keep them coming!

 

[gtrist4life]

A couple of years ago we were eating at the Contemporary, while we were watiing for others in our party to show up we wandered around the gift shop.

A man and his son were walking/looking and the man stepped on the son's foot. He screamed "OW DAD!!" Without missing a beat, straight from the Lion King, the dad says...."It's in the past son, forget about it"

Peace,
G4L

 

[amanDUHx9]

My sister and I were on M:S two summers ago and were joined by two Asian people who didn't speak a word of english. However, let me tell you they were smiling like crazy to be going on the ride.
We lean back getting ready for take off and then we blast off. From the other end of the flight simulator, the gentleman yells out, 'HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' and held it out through the entire blast-off.
My sister and I died laughing and we always say it to each other when we get on the ride.

this is soooo funny i cant stop laughing!

 

[mickeymouse1017]

We passed a family that had obviously been having "fun" all day long in the Magic Kingdom. Everyone in the family was expressing their desire to leave when the father yelled, "We are not leaving this place until I see the Dancing Bear Jubilee." That was just priceless and we still call it that to this day!

 

[doodle]

We passed a family that had obviously been having "fun" all day long in the Magic Kingdom. Everyone in the family was expressing their desire to leave when the father yelled, "We are not leaving this place until I see the Dancing Bear Jubilee." That was just priceless and we still call it that to this day!

I love those moments! Little does that man know he started a tradition for you and yours!! AND mickeymouse1017, Welcome to the DIS!!!

 

[waltmick]

Last Summer we just went in the library at Tower of Terror and the woman standing next to me was obviously making her first visit to the hotel. She was very nervous. As the preshow started, my teenage son said rather loudly, " I hope you are all on the carpet, this is where the floor drops out!" The woman grabbed my arm with both hands and dug her fingernails into me and screamed at the top of her lungs. I reassured her that he was only kidding. After we got off we made him take Grandma to "Beauty and the Beast" show while the rest of us went on Rock 'n Roller Coaster.

Bob

 

[Tiggerific711]

Last Summer we just went in the library at Tower of Terror and the woman standing next to me was obviously making her first visit to the hotel. She was very nervous. As the preshow started, my teenage son said rather loudly, " I hope you are all on the carpet, this is where the floor drops out!" The woman grabbed my arm with both hands and dug her fingernails into me and screamed at the top of her lungs. I reassured her that he was only kidding. After we got off we made him take Grandma to "Beauty and the Beast" show while the rest of us went on Rock 'n Roller Coaster.

Bob

This one had me laughing so hard I was crying!!!! Now my family REALLY thinks I'm nuts!

 

[MyManGoofy!]

This isn’t really a comment but it sure was funny. I went in the single rider line for Test Track not too long ago and although I am in my mid-thirties, I must look younger than I thought!

I was in the back row of one of the cars in the outside seat on the right and every turn we made, every bump we hit the lady sitting next to me gave me the “mom arm” – you know – the slap their arm across your chest like they are gonna save you arm? When we went out on the track for the fast part of the ride – she practically had me pinned to my seat! I thought it was hysterical and laughed the whole time. She was a little embarassed but I just told her I have been known to throw the "mom arm" myself! (Although usually on my kid!)

 

[GoofyaboutMickey]

Last October I was swimming with our kids in the ASMo pool and the boys made friends with a 12 year old boy from England. He was telling us about his trip and how he had been there for three weeks and still had a week to go. I commented on how lucky he was to have a whole month at Disney. He shook his head sadly and said, “No I just come along for my parents. They love this place but I hope they out grow it soon.”


Now I’m use to hearing anti Disney talk in real life but never while in The World. So I said, “Your not having a good time?” and he said, “Holidays are for relaxing, these parks are exhausting. No relaxing. The Rivera is relaxing. Next year I insist we go back there.”


A kid who would rather go to the Rivera then Disney!!!

I sure hope I never out grown the parks!

 

[Alexis Green]

Come on let's hear some more!

 

[KStarfish82]

A few years ago, we took a tour for the DVC. They were offering free certificates for dinner if you took the tour. We could not afford to buy, but we left happy and with our free meal coupons.

The next day, we visit the Magic Kingdom and head to Pecos Bill's for lunch. We all take turns going to the cashier and giving our orders along with our coupons. My father walks up, hands the coupon to her, and say "the most expensive meal on the menu please!"

My father...priceless...

 

[pweyl36]

My sister took her kids on the peter pan ride,and when it was done my niece
looked at her mother and said" I how come we didnt see michael jackson?" ( neverland ranch) peter pans neverland.

 

[spencem]

My DW is a very petite 5' and a quarter inch and young looking so often gets mistaken for a child.

On last years trip to MK the fire chief came out of the barn and grabbed DS and his cousin for a picture, he then looks straight at DW and says "hey lets get all the kids in the photo"

This year on the flight home Virgin always bring round the kids meals first, the steward walks up the aisle obviously looking at row numbers while carrying the trays. When he gets to us he looks at us, looks at his list and says "Sorry sir we only have one kids meal booked for this row". I replied, "That's OK my WIFE didn't want one anyway". His face was a picture.

 

[peel]

My DW is a very petite 5' and a quarter inch and young looking so often gets mistaken for a child.

On last years trip to MK the fire chief came out of the barn and grabbed DS and his cousin for a picture, he then looks straight at DW and says "hey lets get all the kids in the photo"

This year on the flight home Virgin always bring round the kids meals first, the steward walks up the aisle obviously looking at row numbers while carrying the trays. When he gets to us he looks at us, looks at his list and says "Sorry sir we only have one kids meal booked for this row". I replied, "That's OK my WIFE didn't want one anyway". His face was a picture.

 

[NotAmused]

My sister took her kids on the peter pan ride,and when it was done my niece
looked at her mother and said" I how come we didnt see michael jackson?" ( neverland ranch) peter pans neverland.

 

[julieannbabe]

going on the monorail to the magic kingdom two weeks ago - a woman with two children are sitting opposite me.

the youngest boy - about five or six - smells a funny smell and turns to his mother and says ;' Mummy did you just fart - it smells like one of yours.'