Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[SoccerDogWithEars]

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[snowglobe girl]

Can't remember if I posted this before (but I don't think I did)...but once while riding the bus to MK, it was crowded and my DH let a little boy, who appeared about 5 years old, sit down beside of me. He talked the entire ride and had just come from the Disney Cruise line. This was his first trip to MK, so he was really excited and asked lots of questions. He finally asked me if I thought he would like it. I told him he would love it. At that point, he told me that he had just decided that if he liked MK, he was going to take his wife and children back there someday...hey, nothing like planning ahead!!

 

[Kimberly815]

Can't remember if I posted this before (but I don't think I did)...but once while riding the bus to MK, it was crowded and my DH let a little boy, who appeared about 5 years old, sit down beside of me. He talked the entire ride and had just come from the Disney Cruise line. This was his first trip to MK, so he was really excited and asked lots of questions. He finally asked me if I thought he would like it. I told him he would love it. At that point, he told me that he had just decided that if he liked MK, he was going to take his wife and children back there someday...hey, nothing like planning ahead!!

Aww. That is just too cute!!

 

[Deffenm]

I love disney, dh not so much. Last year dh finally agreed to stop by for the day on our way down to visit his grandma in Ft. Myers Beach. As we were walking through the park I hear him softly singing something over and over again and I asked him what he was singing and he says, " Harpoon the Potato". Uh, what? He then says well I am at disney so I figured I would sing a disney song. Once again uh what disney song are you trying to sing? His response, " you know the one from the lion king". Ahh you mean Akuna Matata? DH, Oh is that what they are saying I thought it was Harpoon the potato.

 

[babslittleones]

how funny!

 

[willis37862]

I love disney, dh not so much. Last year dh finally agreed to stop by for the day on our way down to visit his grandma in Ft. Myers Beach. As we were walking through the park I hear him softly singing something over and over again and I asked him what he was singing and he says, " Harpoon the Potato". Uh, what? He then says well I am at disney so I figured I would sing a disney song. Once again uh what disney song are you trying to sing? His response, " you know the one from the lion king". Ahh you mean Akuna Matata? DH, Oh is that what they are saying I thought it was Harpoon the potato.

 

[willis37862]

Overheard in the bathroom near Peter Pan's Flight (on Feb 10th), a mom and daughter having a conversation in a stall:

Mother: Go pee-pee.
DD: I don't have to.
Mom: Well, try.
DD: I want to ride the pony ride. (I think the carrousel?)
Mom: Well, go pee-pee and you can ride the pony ride.
(Pause of about minute and a half.)
DD: I went pee-pee and poo-poo. Can I ride the pony ride two times?

Heeeee. I cracked up, the mom cracked up, the whole bathroom was giggling.

 

[laxfamily52]

Too cute!

 

[cpthook]

one time we were watching spectro magic when ursala came rolling by and a dad was saying what does a squid have to do with disney.

Another time we were watching tinker bell fly when one of ladies behind us said oh she's real

 

[frankenpooh]

My MIL's favorite Disney movie -- the Lady is a Tramp. I never have the heart to correct her.

 

[FutureMrsC]

On my last trip to WDW (Myself, my Fiance, Mom, Dad, Brother(18) and 2 of his friends (18) )were relaxing at POR's smaller pool (by the laundry area). All of a sudden, my brother pops out of the pool and yells "Hey Dad... I've got a problem over here." Alarmed, we all go over to where he is and he pulls his arm out of the water and says "Hey Dad.... the phone's for you!" He failed to remember to take his cell phone out of his pocket BEFORE getting into the pool.

Just in case you're wondering... cell phones (when completely dismantled and dried in the room) do work for about another week or so before completely dying. They do not, as my brother learned, recover when you drop it in a pan of motor oil!

Those lessons learned were quite funny to us and all that heard them!

 

[slk537]

I love disney, dh not so much. Last year dh finally agreed to stop by for the day on our way down to visit his grandma in Ft. Myers Beach. As we were walking through the park I hear him softly singing something over and over again and I asked him what he was singing and he says, " Harpoon the Potato". Uh, what? He then says well I am at disney so I figured I would sing a disney song. Once again uh what disney song are you trying to sing? His response, " you know the one from the lion king". Ahh you mean Akuna Matata? DH, Oh is that what they are saying I thought it was Harpoon the potato.

Oh my Gosh that is funny!!!!!!!

 

[Pollito916]

Just in case you're wondering... cell phones (when completely dismantled and dried in the room) do work for about another week or so before completely dying. They do not, as my brother learned, recover when you drop it in a pan of motor oil!

My DH is the king of breaking cell phones. Sometimes I think he does it on purpose. He has gone through 1-3 each of the past 7 years since he got his first. Some work after water damage, others don't. None work after being run over by a car, though!

 

[Danauk]

Last time we went to WDW I was getting into the elivator with my best male friend. As we got in he held the door for a little girl and her dad that were walking towards us. When they got in the little girl thanked my friend to which he replied, in his English accent, "You're welcome Princess." So the little girl asked my friend how he knew she was a princess so he replied that all girls in WDW were princesses. At this point the little girl turned to her dad and said loudly, "See Daddy, the man we don't even know can see that I am a princess, you told me this morning that I was a monster!!"
How we didn't burst out laughing I don't know!!

 

[justplaingoofy]

Previous post- Many years ago, my husband's whole family came to visit us in Tampa, and we took them to the newly opened Epcot. We were eating in the Rose and Crown. Our waiter was bending over to take the order of the folks at the table next to us, just as my Father in law turned to point at something - and FIL's finger went right into the waiter's - um - well, you know where!

ha ha.... reminds me of an episode my sister had...

While at a Disney restaurant ...a group of 4 adults are being waited on...
A deligent waitress comes over to take their order, when she feels a sneeze coming on... So she turns her back to them and sneezes... only to have a very loud noise escape from her!! She farted in their faces
I know that is pretty nasty, but to this day I laugh out loud!
They all pretended they didn't hear it (pretty impossible) and laughed hysterically when she walked away!!!

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

My DH is the king of breaking cell phones. Sometimes I think he does it on purpose. He has gone through 1-3 each of the past 7 years since he got his first. Some work after water damage, others don't. None work after being run over by a car, though!

TWICE i dropped my cell phone in the toilet. the first time, obviously i was finished doing my business and i got up, phone was in my sweatshirt pocket, and it fell as it was flushing. luckily i got it out, but it died. didn't work at all, had to get a new one. so, a few weeks later i'm in the bathroom fixing my hair and i turn and out flies my cellphone......riiight into the toilet.....luckily i got it out fast enough and it worked.....although..it still has some times it doesn't work right.

 

[babiesX2]

Warning: Potty Humor to Follow!

This happened to DH at Magic Kingdom. He was in one of the restrooms and someone had compromised the integrity of it, to state it politely. A little boy was in there with his dad and their conversation went like this:

Child: Daddy, your butt stinks.
Dad: No, son, that's not my butt you smell.

 

[SamRoc]

My dd and I went into the Magic Kingdom on thursday during Presidents week. We were standing along the fence near the Crystal Palace to watch Wishes and all of a sudden a woman and her friend run frantically past us (they were their late 50's early 60's) I thought something was really wrong as one of the stopped right in the middle of Main street and started twirling around shouting "WHERES THE CASTLE, WHERES THE CASTLE???!!!!" I calmly told her that its that big white building in front her, about 200 ft tall, you can't miss it. My dd and I started cracking up, and had to walk away. It was the funniest thing I ever saw, the woman was really embarrassed, then started to laugh too!!

 

[Princessbaby]

Last time we went to WDW I was getting into the elivator with my best male friend. As we got in he held the door for a little girl and her dad that were walking towards us. When they got in the little girl thanked my friend to which he replied, in his English accent, "You're welcome Princess." So the little girl asked my friend how he knew she was a princess so he replied that all girls in WDW were princesses. At this point the little girl turned to her dad and said loudly, "See Daddy, the man we don't even know can see that I am a princess, you told me this morning that I was a monster!!"
How we didn't burst out laughing I don't know!!

That's so funny!!

 

[amwhitaker]

Just in case you're wondering... cell phones (when completely dismantled and dried in the room) do work for about another week or so before completely dying.

My husband left his phone in his fleece shirt and washed it and believe it or not it still works with no problems!