Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[2nd childhood]

That is too funny.

 

[ElleBelle]

HAHAHAHA!!! That Millionaire one is priceless!

I have a "funniest comment" compliments of my sister-in-law from our most recent trip. It was our first visit to a park that trip, and we were walking past the tea-cups when we saw tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum. My SIL yells out in excitement (at seeing our first characters that trip)- OH MY GOD! LOOK! IT'S HUEY AND DEWEY! Aside from about 100 people looking at us quite puzzled, my husband looked at me and said- "remind me not to bring her along with us next time!" I nearly died laughing. I doubt she'll ever hear the end of that one!

 

[house_of_princesses]

"Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhear your comment. Can I tell you a little about something called the 60's?"

LOL!! I'm not getting older....maybe wiser??

 

[goofyernmost]

oh nooo! i'm in my early twenties - please don't think we're all so ignorant of the beatles!

That's good cause I have a confession to make. I'm 57 years old, I own a Cadillac Sedan DeVille. I am often spotted cruising along playing "Abby Road" at window shattering volume with the base knob turned all the way up. I get some looks that tell me that I am looked upon as an old fool instead of the ultra cool youngster that I am.

"And in the end...the love you take is equal to the love you make!"

:thewave:

 

[IloveWINNIEthePOOH]

That's good cause I have a confession to make. I'm 57 years old, I own a Cadillac Sedan DeVille. I am often spotted cruising along playing "Abby Road" at window shattering volume with the base knob turned all the way up. I get some looks that tell me that I am looked upon as an old fool instead of the ultra cool youngster that I am.

"And in the end...the love you take is equal to the love you make!"

:thewave:

If you were my grandpa, I would be so PROUD!!!!

 

[nuttylawprofessor]

Here are my two contributions:

1.) Young kid to parents while walking through Universal Studios:
Mooooooooooommmmmmmm, can we go back to Disney now? Why can't we go back to Disney instead?


2.) While on line for counter-service food somewhere in WDW, my DH and I see a young kid with his little brother. Older kid was no more than 9, with the younger one at about 5 or 6 years old. Younger brother is being a complete pain in the butt. Whining. Hitting his brother. You name the annoying behavior, little brother is doing it. The parents were there as well, but they were doing NOTHING to curb the behavior. Finally, the mom steps in and tells the younger one to "knock it off." He begins to cry. Older brother, with perfect delivery: "I have an idea, let's cry about it. That'll be productive." That was one tired 9-year-old.

 

[Friendly Frog]

That's good cause I have a confession to make. I'm 57 years old, I own a Cadillac Sedan DeVille. I am often spotted cruising along playing "Abby Road" at window shattering volume with the base knob turned all the way up. I get some looks that tell me that I am looked upon as an old fool instead of the ultra cool youngster that I am.

"And in the end...the love you take is equal to the love you make!"

:thewave:

You sound pretty cool to me, but then again I am only 10 years younger than you, drive a vette and I have been known to belt it out with Janis.

(What really gets the looks though is when I am belting it out with Kid Rock. )

and as my man Ian once said, you're NEVER too old to rock and roll....

 

[mitch48]

As a CM probably my favorite comments that I've heard guests say have been about the Shark Reef at Tyhpoon Lagoon.

1) Mom to her 5 year boy to convince him to swim through the reef, "Don't worry, Disney would never let us swim with real sharks. They are all mechanical, including the fish."

2) Another mother to a young child, "They remove all the sharks' teeth before they put them in the tank."

3) A guest the other day asked one of the lifeguards how we keep the glass in the reef so spotless. She actually thought that all the fish and shark swam around underneath a glass panel. The CM had to break the news to her that the only glass in the reef was the mask on her face and we clean those so clean by washing them after each use.

 

[tiggerbell]

It was doubly funny to me because I was in the same spot TWO DIFFERENT DAYS!!! I was sitting at a table at the Outpost in EPCOT watching Timone and Rafiki doing a meet and greet when a group of people walk by and someone announced, "Hey, look! Simba and that dumb monkey!"

3 days later in the same spot, a blonde woman comes by and says, "Hey! Look! How cute! Is that an orangatang?"

 

[tiggerbell]

Eating in Italy at EPCOT, food was brought to 2 people in our party - Sandy had the pork, Ruth had the lasagna. They were sitting across the table from me and my sister, Rhonda. We did not have any food in front of us. The busboy comes over with the parmesan cheese - looks ME square in the eye - and offers ME cheese. He never looked at anyone else and I had NO FOOD IN FRONT OF ME!

It took me a minute to respond because 1.) WHY would you offer cheese to someone who had no food in front of them?, and 2.) Dang, those Italian waiters and busboys are GORGEOUS! When I finally responded, I said, "Huh?" He nevered waivered his gaze and said, "Cheese?" I'm still thinking "humm-a-na, humm-a-na! Cheese ON WHAT???"

I finally snap to, and ask Ruth if she wants cheese on her lasagna. She does. And I am crowned General Cheese.

 

[gymnasticscoach TX]

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My "funniest" experience was on our 1st ever trip to WDW in 2000. There was 16 in our party, grandparent,aunts&uncles etc.... We had gone to MK in July for the E ride night, so of course, it was well into the night. We were all sitting in front of the castle waiting for the Mainstreet Electric Parade. There we were, at least 8 rows deep in people. Out of nowhere a GIANT roach flew out of the little oak tree, and landed on this poor fella! I have never seen anyone try to get out of their clothes, as fast as he did! Then..... It flew off, of couse sending everyone into a panic. People were screaming, and then it happened,the roach landed.... I stood,screamed and pointed "There it is!!!! Its on her back!" Well, nobody knew who "her" was, thus forcing the crowd into a bigger panic. Everyone was jumping up and running. I felt so sorry for that lady, I thought she was going to have heart failure when she saw it on her shirt! I didn't really know who to feel sorry for, her or the ROACH! I guess that memory will be with me forever! Hey, for you all that have great parade seats, and someone tries to ruin it by cutting in front of you, try the Roach scream! You'll be surprised how fast you can clear an area!!!

Lynn

 

[justplaingoofy]

Heres the setting...
We're at the M.K. Its getting close to the 3pm parade and the streets/sidewalks are lined with people. We went to Main St. Bakery to get an afternoon snack, my favorite.. Icecream between 2 freshly baked chocolate chip cookies!!hmm... oh, yeah..back to the story..
Because the sidewalks are packed, and there is no parade yet, we are walking back up main st toward the castle. My sister asks me for a bite of my heavenly icecream cookie, and as I have my two hands on it passing it to her walking beside, me a seagull comes up and takes it away!!! Everyone was hysterical!!! They had just seen us coming out of the bakery!

 

[dpratt]

Last year in Epcot, my DW and I were eating and drinking our way around the WS during F&WF. I asked her where she wanted to go next and she said "Let's go on the Viking ride in Norwegia". Choking on my 1/2 yard of beer, I asked "Where??" She started to reply, "Norwegia", but then realized what she was saying and corrected it to Norway. She was thinking "Norwegian" and it kind of came out wrong, I guess.

This is the same person that named the presidents on Mt. Rushmore as Teddy Roosevelt, Abe Lincoln and George Jefferson! Of course, she corrected herself quickly, but the damage was done! George and Weezy are movin' on up!

 

[ryanmilla]

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My "funniest" experience was on our 1st ever trip to WDW in 2000. There was 16 in our party, grandparent,aunts&uncles etc.... We had gone to MK in July for the E ride night, so of course, it was well into the night. We were all sitting in front of the castle waiting for the Mainstreet Electric Parade. There we were, at least 8 rows deep in people. Out of nowhere a GIANT roach flew out of the little oak tree, and landed on this poor fella! I have never seen anyone try to get out of their clothes, as fast as he did! Then..... It flew off, of couse sending everyone into a panic. People were screaming, and then it happened,the roach landed.... I stood,screamed and pointed "There it is!!!! Its on her back!" Well, nobody knew who "her" was, thus forcing the crowd into a bigger panic. Everyone was jumping up and running. I felt so sorry for that lady, I thought she was going to have heart failure when she saw it on her shirt! I didn't really know who to feel sorry for, her or the ROACH! I guess that memory will be with me forever! Hey, for you all that have great parade seats, and someone tries to ruin it by cutting in front of you, try the Roach scream! You'll be surprised how fast you can clear an area!!!

Lynn

I'm a visual thinker, so after reading this, I'm just crying in hysterics. People here at work are probably wondering what's wrong.

 

[gymnasticscoach TX]

RYANMILLA Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed my story! I've been holding onto it for sometime now, and really wanted to share it... I just love the disboards!!
Going back to WDW Nov30~Dec4 POFQ Yea!
~Lynn~

 

[jann1033]

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My "funniest" experience was on our 1st ever trip to WDW in 2000. There was 16 in our party, grandparent,aunts&uncles etc.... We had gone to MK in July for the E ride night, so of course, it was well into the night. We were all sitting in front of the castle waiting for the Mainstreet Electric Parade. There we were, at least 8 rows deep in people. Out of nowhere a GIANT roach flew out of the little oak tree, and landed on this poor fella! I have never seen anyone try to get out of their clothes, as fast as he did! Then..... It flew off, of couse sending everyone into a panic. People were screaming, and then it happened,the roach landed.... I stood,screamed and pointed "There it is!!!! Its on her back!" Well, nobody knew who "her" was, thus forcing the crowd into a bigger panic. Everyone was jumping up and running. I felt so sorry for that lady, I thought she was going to have heart failure when she saw it on her shirt! I didn't really know who to feel sorry for, her or the ROACH! I guess that memory will be with me forever! Hey, for you all that have great parade seats, and someone tries to ruin it by cutting in front of you, try the Roach scream! You'll be surprised how fast you can clear an area!!!

Lynn

memories, memories...
for all you parade curb sitters ..one crawled up my mother's SHORTs as we sat on the curb at mk waiting for the Electric Parade ( what ever it was called)on our first ever disney trip ...THAT's why i never sit on curbs no way no how ! mother doing the "roach dance "...

 

[gymnasticscoach TX]

Ha Ha Ha!!!! your roach story is killin me I knew there was other stories out there similar to mine. I bet that was a funny sight, seeing her do the Roach Dance! I personally would die if that happened to me, Well guys I am really enjoying reading all these post ~Lynn~

 

[LindsayDunn228]

Older brother, with perfect delivery: "I have an idea, let's cry about it. That'll be productive." That was one tired 9-year-old.

LOLOLOL! I love it!!

 

[MidNite]

When we were waiting on the boat to go to Downtown Disney from Port Orleans Riverside, a small crowd had gathered on the dock.

My DD was about 7 and she was watching the water. Along comes a bird and she yells out "Duck!"

Well this poor fellow beside her took her literally and ... he ducked. I couldn't help but giggle.

 

[cobbler]

When we were waiting on the boat to go to Downtown Disney from Port Orleans Riverside, a small crowd had gathered on the dock.

My DD was about 7 and she was watching the water. Along comes a bird and she yells out "Duck!"

Well this poor fellow beside her took her literally and ... he ducked. I couldn't help but giggle.

OMGosh that makes me laugh