Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[adamsloco]

Well, you know the saying...The squeaky wheel gets the grease!

Wait, this is Disney World. Shouldn't that read : The squeaky Mouse gets the Cheese?

 

[pkondz]

Wait, this is Disney World. Shouldn't that read : The squeaky Mouse gets the Cheese?

 

[mtakac]

My husband and I were in the United Kingsom section at Epcot during the Food and Wine festival. It was evening and very crowded. My husband asked me to get him an ale while he went to the restroom. "Whatever you do, don't get me the big one," he said. I get in a long line that moved surprisingly quickly. I'm really not a drinker, so when I saw "half yard" on the menu I assumed there must also be a "whole yard." My husband said that the look on my face as I tried to manuever through the crowds with an overflowing half yard of beer was priceless.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Wait, this is Disney World. Shouldn't that read : The squeaky Mouse gets the Cheese?

Good point, Tat Sayin' be hereby adopted fer ta thread!!!

 

[Figment's Friend]

My husband and I were in the United Kingsom section at Epcot during the Food and Wine festival. It was evening and very crowded. My husband asked me to get him an ale while he went to the restroom. "Whatever you do, don't get me the big one," he said. I get in a long line that moved surprisingly quickly. I'm really not a drinker, so when I saw "half yard" on the menu I assumed there must also be a "whole yard." My husband said that the look on my face as I tried to manuever through the crowds with an overflowing half yard of beer was priceless.

 

[SoccerDogWithEars]

This was actually someone else's story. When my BFF and I were in Disney for Spring Break, we met up with a friend from middle school and his dad. We were talking about his younger brother, and his dad said that one time while in line for IASW Drew (the brother) was misbehaving and not listening to his parents. Finally a CM came up and told Drew that when little kids misbehave, they nail their feet down inside IASW and they have to stay their forever and become one of the dolls.

I told my friend's dad that if a CM had told me that I probably would've started crying. His reply was that Drew was a perfect angel the rest of the day.

 

[TSMAMI]

This was actually someone else's story. When my BFF and I were in Disney for Spring Break, we met up with a friend from middle school and his dad. We were talking about his younger brother, and his dad said that one time while in line for IASW Drew (the brother) was misbehaving and not listening to his parents. Finally a CM came up and told Drew that when little kids misbehave, they nail their feet down inside IASW and they have to stay their forever and become one of the dolls.

I told my friend's dad that if a CM had told me that I probably would've started crying. His reply was that Drew was a perfect angel the rest of the day.

 

[sara74]

Overheard in the ladies restroom in Tomorrowland. A mom is propping her little son (about 3ish) up to the sink to wash his hands. Restroom is pretty crowded, about dinner time.

Son turns to mom and says, "mommy, I know a secret."

Mom "oh, what's that?"

Son "Kim Possible doesn't wear any underpants at all."

Boy continues washing hands. Mom looks mortified! Mom helps the boy rinse his hands and then leaves the restroom so fast that neither of them even stop to dry their hands at all!

 

[pkondz]

Overheard in the ladies restroom in Tomorrowland. A mom is propping her little son (about 3ish) up to the sink to wash his hands. Restroom is pretty crowded, about dinner time.

Son turns to mom and says, "mommy, I know a secret."

Mom "oh, what's that?"

Son "Kim Possible doesn't wear any underpants at all."

Boy continues washing hands. Mom looks mortified! Mom helps the boy rinse his hands and then leaves the restroom so fast that neither of them even stop to dry their hands at all!

What I want to know is what made him think that?

 

[MakiraMarlena]

That's why she's called "Possible"

 

[MrsKreamer]

This was actually someone else's story. When my BFF and I were in Disney for Spring Break, we met up with a friend from middle school and his dad. We were talking about his younger brother, and his dad said that one time while in line for IASW Drew (the brother) was misbehaving and not listening to his parents. Finally a CM came up and told Drew that when little kids misbehave, they nail their feet down inside IASW and they have to stay their forever and become one of the dolls.

I told my friend's dad that if a CM had told me that I probably would've started crying. His reply was that Drew was a perfect angel the rest of the day.

I may have to use this on my upcoming trip with my will-be-4-yo

 

[Disney1976]

That's why she's called "Possible"

 

[summfam4]

Overheard: middleaged mom to teenaged daughter" Is that the real Liberty Bell?" Daughter " aaahhhh, sure it is Mom!"

 

[coolkidhann95]

This is a short but sweet one at Garden Grill.

Me and my mom were alone at the Garden Grill and we were passing the scene in the land that has the farmhouse, with the chickens. I'm eating, minding my own business when my mom asks me " Are those chickens real. " To which I reply. " No, they arn't they are animatronics. " She doesn't believe me and the whole time that we are passing that scene we have this argument. Now whenever we go to the Garden Grill or ride Living with The Land I remind her of the "real" chickens that were animatronics.

 

[pkondz]

That's why she's called "Possible"

OMG!!

 

[sara74]

Ok, so the true confession is that the little boy in the Kim Possible post (see above) is my son, who is 3 1/2!!!

And to answer everyone's question - I asked him myself what made him think that KP didn't wear underwear! His answer?

"because you can always see her belly button, Mommy!"

Hmmm - I guess I need to check my underwear drawer. Am I wearing granny panties and I don't know it? Or does the fact that one can occasionally glimpse my belly button (accidentally of course!) imply that I am not wearing any underwear myself???

 

[pkondz]

Ok, so the true confession is that the little boy in the Kim Possible post (see above) is my son, who is 3 1/2!!!

And to answer everyone's question - I asked him myself what made him think that KP didn't wear underwear! His answer?

"because you can always see her belly button, Mommy!"

Hmmm - I guess I need to check my underwear drawer. Am I wearing granny panties and I don't know it? Or does the fact that one can occasionally glimpse my belly button (accidentally of course!) imply that I am not wearing any underwear myself???

So now you've got to wonder if your son is going around telling people that occasionally his mommy goes around without wearing any underwear.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

So now you've got to wonder if your son is going around telling people that occasionally his mommy goes around without wearing any underwear.

...Not that there is anything WRONG with that!

hehehehe

 

[pkondz]

...Not that there is anything WRONG with that!

hehehehe

Well... a lot of people admit to doing the parks commando style...

 

[sara74]

Well... a lot of people admit to doing the parks commando style...

DH's first trip to the Magic Kingdom was commando!!!! He didn't plan it that way - but circumstances out of his control rendered him (under)pantsless! Much like Ms. Possible, if you believe my DS.


Wow, seems like my family, WDW and underpants are starting to become a 'thing'!