Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[HockeyKat]

I haven't read this whole thread yet but I feel a big chunk of my day tomorrow is already spoken for...

I have a few:

1) We were waiting in line for Dinosaur and Bill Nye comes on and says "Hi! I'm Bill Nye the Science Guy" (or something like that). The kid in front of us, about 5-6 yrs old, says disgustedly, "I *hate* Bill Nye."

2) A wee little girl, about 2-3, was trying to be convinced into an inner tube in a lazy river (at BB, I think) and her response was, "... but it has a HOLE in it"

3) Two tiny kids in a stroller throwing up their hands and yelling WHEE!! as their dad pushed them down a hill.

 

[GrowingUpDisney]

Not a comment, but a funny scene...we saw this "Ken & Barbie" couple with their little boy. He was in a stroller all decked out in freshly ironed khaki shorts and freshly ironed polo shirt - hair combed and all...well, he was eating Mickey ears (ice cream) and they had him covered from head to tow in napkins and kept stopping to wipe his hands any time the ice cream dripped! We laughed so hard! I mean, come on...let the kid get dirty - it's Disney World for God's sake!

 

[Miz Diz]

No way! That is just wrong...

I have debated posting this b/c, well it really is NOT funny, but what makes it funny is the memories I share with my BFFs. It was wrong, but we just didn't have a clue what to do at the time. The good thing is we still laugh about it...

During the summer of 1988, 2 of my BFF's and I went to WDW with one of the BFF's parents. (They had time share in Sarasota that we stayed at for 2 weeks and we went to MK for one day...awesome, awesome summer!)

Anyway...the 3 of us had the opportunity to have a photo taken with Chip and Dale. We stood beside and between them...so it was girl - munk - girl - munk - girl... While my BFF's mom was photographing, us Chip and Dale had their hands with a firm grips on our arses! The mom wanted us to stay for a few more secs and get more pics, she was very adamant with her New York accent (all 3 of us were Texas girls and always had a good laugh about her accent...she is a wonderful lady! ) but we were quite done...

I have not been able to watch Chip and Dale cartoons without thinking of the "perverted chipmunks" for almost 20 years.

I always thought Chip and Dale were usually female because of the height requirement for the costumes. Mickey is almost always female.

 

[tink576]

After weeks of build up to our trip, we finally landed at MCO after a very long day of travel. My 3 year old son looks around and immediately starts pouting and sulking.

"Thith ithn't Dithney Woowd, thith is a dumb aiwpowt" Oh, the disappointment!

It was so hilarious at the time, we still razz him about it. It was the funniest thing I've heard (not quite in the parks)...as if the jetway let's you out into the middle of fantasyland. Wouldn't that be great?

That is so funny! My parent's said I did the same thing when I went to Disney for my first trip at age 3...apparently I was quite upset that the plane "broke" because we didn't land where it told us it would...

 

[Disney_Freak2007]

^^ When they say "home of WDW"

 

[pkondz]

3) Two tiny kids in a stroller throwing up their hands and yelling WHEE!! as their dad pushed them down a hill.

Just had a flash of what that must've looked like.
Funny how some kids aren't nearly as blown away by Disney as their parents but can still love something as simple as that.

 

[Miz Diz]

Last time we where at WDW we where heading to POTC when whe heard a little girl say in a very southern voice say ,"Diddy can we ride that there caribbean ride agian" we busted out laughing. So everytime we go to disney we say to our dad, Diddy can we ride that there caribbean ride agian.

Goooooooo Gamecocks! THE usc

 

[Miz Diz]

Two years ago, my DS was just a teeny tiny too short to get on the Rockin Rollercoster. My husband gets this idea to put some tissue in his shoes to make up the difference. After returning to the line my son runs up to the CM who had measured him and said, "check me again, I got taller in the bathroom" We just walked by smiling but my son was screaming "but the toilet paper mom, you fixed it with the toilet paper. The CM cracked up.

 

[GemmaPixie]

When on the HM a few years back I was riding in the cart with my dad. In the cart infront was a little girl (about 5-6 yo) with her dad. When the line 'we have 999 guests staying here but we have room for 1 more, any volenteers?' came on the dad shouted 'YESSSS we have one little girls here!!!' Well the girl starts screaming 'NOOOO daddy I don't want to live here!!!' really loudly.

So as we were getting off, the dad and little girl join the mum and son (about 8-9 yo) from the cart infront of them and all walked together to the exit. The boy was teasing his sister about how scared she was and generally being mean (like most brothers are). The little girl then stopped dead in her tracks (we we're right behind them) and said 'Daddy, I think I will sign up to live in the scary house, anythings better than living with him!!'

I thought it was hysterical

 

[David R]

I always thought Chip and Dale were usually female because of the height requirement for the costumes. Mickey is almost always female.

Not always. I know some of Chip and Dale's best friends and they are male.

 

[MELSMICE]

Heard a few days ago at the MK -

A woman waiting to view Wishes on Main Street - "Why don't some of these people go home. They can't all be here to view the fireworks!"

A son was talking to his mom non-stop in the bathroom stall. Finally, mom in a deep southern accent said, "Would you please stop talking & concentrating on pooping so we can see the fireworks show!".

 

[HannaBelle]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Miz Diz
I always thought Chip and Dale were usually female because of the height requirement for the costumes. Mickey is almost always female.

Not always. I know some of Chip and Dale's best friends and they are male.

Well, I cannot tell you wheter they were actually males or females... ...it was in the summer of 1988. Y'all will have to debate that , I just thought it was funny and would share.

 

[udsweetpea]

Mickey is female?!?! Way to ruin the magic!

 

[HooKooDooKu]

Mickey is female?!?! Way to ruin the magic!

I'm remembering back to the story of the little boy commenting on why Micky and Minnie didn't have any children... guess we really know why now.

 

[GemmaPixie]

back on the topic- any more funny moments??

 

[marypops!]

disney related story:

I was watching TV and then an advert came on for The Last Mimzy and it mentioned if you go to the film's official website, you could win a trip to the Epcot Space Center in Florida. Well i thought that can't be right so i visited the site and it said "Enter this competition now and you could win a chance to visit Disneyland's Epcot Center in Florida".

 

[WendyBirdGirl]

I was in Liberty Square the other day when a woman walked by headed for Fantasyland. She stopped and asked me... "Am I headed in the right direction for Typhoon Lagoon?"

I explained to her that she'd have to exit the park and either drive or take Disney transportation to Typhoon Lagoon, and she got mad and started yelling about how she had paid extra to be able to use the water slides...

 

[marciemi]

disney related story:

I was watching TV and then an advert came on for The Last Mimzy and it mentioned if you go to the film's official website, you could win a trip to the Epcot Space Center in Florida. Well i thought that can't be right so i visited the site and it said "Enter this competition now and you could win a chance to visit Disneyland's Epcot Center in Florida".

Don't you hate it when it's an official thing like that and they can't even get it right? A couple months ago I got an email from Disney Insider, which comes from the official Disney website. It had a link to a tips site about “Planning the perfect Disney vacation”. I figured it was worth checking out. Well, I clicked on it and it took me to the familyfun.go website and looked pretty interesting.

Well, you wouldn't BELIEVE the amount of inaccurate/outdated information on that site. It said it was updated last in 2005 (seems a bit strange to me that Disney would link you to such an out of date site, but anyways..), so okay, I understand that’s why Everest wasn’t on there. But it was insisting that morning EMH’s were 90 minutes. It also talked about going to Alien Encounter. Then it suggested you take a break in your day at the MK and go over to River Country to relax. I read about 2 pages and got so frustrated that I just left. Come on – this site is sponsored by Disney and has completely out of date info?

 

[Dolce27]

I always thought Chip and Dale were usually female because of the height requirement for the costumes. Mickey is almost always female.

Not always. I know some of Chip and Dale's best friends and they are male.

In 2002 I at was MGM chatting with a CM that I worked with while on the College Program in 1999. While speaking with him, a girl, whom I later found out was "friends" with Chip, walked up to speak with him. I then found out that her fiancée was "friends" with Dale. I found that to be somewhat humorous.

Also, while working at MGM in 1999, I met a male Mickey - rare but it can occur.

 

[Pollito916]

In 2002 I at was MGM chatting with a CM that I worked with while on the College Program in 1999. While speaking with him, a girl, whom I later found out was "friends" with Chip, walked up to speak with him. I then found out that her fiancée was "friends" with Dale. I found that to be somewhat humorous.

Also, while working at MGM in 1999, I met a male Mickey - rare but it can occur.

Is anyone else confused by the use of "quotes" or am I just having a blonde moment?