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Yes, welcome... there is always room for one more... we have been dying to meet you...

Sounds like good postal service.
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Thank you... although I cannot of course, take credit for that writing... but I do have other tales, to which one may ponder.... such as: Why is it, that hair on many men seems to travel from the top of their heads, to the bottom of their chins? What is that about anyway? I am glad that has not happened to me... of course, if it was to, then I would just shave every day. Which I pretty much already do, don't ya know! Yah!... That way I can keep the five o' clock shadow at bay... I would hate to compete with my brother Milo, he is a lumber jack, kid u not, in the Pacific North West, near where one of my most favorite series of all time was shot, being Twin Peaks....
I'm tellin' y'all I am giving up on finding true love. For the last time I tried to do that, I ended up getting the flu instead. Also, am sick to death of singles dances. Because apparently you go so you can stay single! After all, that is the name of the dance! It is not meet Mr. right.................That is just not right! And I would like a refund please!

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Oh, I have been with dogs.... but managed not to wake up with fleas!
Maybe ducks though.... mine would most definitely need to own their own home, car, teeth, and preferably have hair as well, in all of the right spots, have an awesome income...... and..... no children! For I do not normally like to share....
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Now, if b b q were being served, I would love to have my taste buds bask in that tasty glory! Oh yeah! That is what I'm talkin' about!