This is the first trip that we actually scheduled in pool time too and it was probably some of the best time I had there. I actually got to read and the kids ran off some energy. Not to mention it was right next to the unlimited refill of Diet Coke... Always a HUGE plus!
Kristen, at home I drink about 4 cans of pop a month.
But when I"m sitting at a pool near a refill station, I can't get enough of the coke, I think they put something extra in there, it's crack coke.
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Remember when I said that sometimes Smidgy scared me?
Well, it seems she is trying to outdo herself lately.
Her butter not only slips off pancakes, it slides off waffles somehow too!
We have phone, internet and cable with Comcast.
When our phone rings, a message on the bottom of the tv pops up with the incoming number.
Diane came home and started watching her soaps, I was on the couch reading the paper.
She got up, went and got the phone, then said,"That's funny, it said there's an incoming call but the phone didn't ring, nor did the answering machine kick in."
"Uhn."
She went back and started her soaps again, the message was still there. A couple of minutes later she busted out in laugh, "Oh, it's on the tape, this was from 5 hours ago."
"Guess you'll have to go back in time to answer the phone then."
I had been there when the phone rang, I missed it the first time but my buddy called back a couple minutes later and I took it that time.
"By the way," I told her, "I have a feeling it's going to give you the message again in about two minutes."
Sure enough, there it was.
"Damn, I'm good."
Hard to believe that someone so smart can be so,,,,


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News Headline:
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Having ridden BTMR and Splash, and gotten fastpasses for both, we went and did something I have no idea why.
The Flying Carpets of Aladin.
This is something that is much, much better after a couple of vikes; then it's cute, funny and cool.
Now I just feel like a big dork on it.
After that we stood there a minute, and I have to share
something I'd rather not.
You see, that was when we had a huge argument, and what's worse, passerbys saw it too.
Since we were right in the area, I thought it would make sense to kill a few minutes until it was time, and then get a fastpass for Jungle Cruise for tonight.
The argument went like this:
me: Why don't we kill a few minutes and then get fastpasses for Jungle Cruise for tonight?
she: The sign says only a 15 minute wait now, I think we should ride it now instead.
me: Ok.
Yes, I hate it when we have these blowups at Disney, but it happens.
And it turned out to be TWENTY minutes.
We did agree though to go over to Sleepy Hollow and get a funnel cake. Again, it was time for a weird cast member to show up.
We ordered one cake and one pop to split, Smidgy handed over a ten but all she got back was change.
"Excuse me, where's the rest of it?" she asked.
"Oh it's all there, those coins are dollar pieces." the lady told her.
We looked, sure enough there was some strange coins in her hand.
Diane tried to hand them back and asked for singles instead, but the lady wouldn't take them.
"I'm sorry, that's all we have."
HUH?
Diane told her she just saw the woman in front of us hand over a bunch of singles but the cast member denied it.
This was ridiculous, I'm guessing that she was instructed to push the dollar coins instead, but we still hated that she just out and out lied to us.
One thing we have learned though;
Never argue with someone who is preparing your food, just good common sense so she left it alone.
Believe me, one funnel cake and one pop was plenty for the two of us, and Diane is getting pleasantly surprised at how I'm much better at wanting to share stuff nowadays.
But I still got my own straw; the other one had her lip prints on it.
The highlight here is really watching the birds divebomb the unsuspecting snackers.
I gave a bit of cake to a bird, I'm guessing it was a blackbird, and then he trusted me.
I handed him a napkin, he grabbed it and flew away.
It looked like he was trying to blow his nose as he flew away with it.
Yes, the little things in life amuse me sometimes.
A Buzz Lightyear fastpass followed the funnel cake, then we did Laugh Floor again but not much was different.
At least I wasn't picked to participate.
(see Flying Carpets above)
But it seems that 2 out of 3 times we do this, some kid will text in their own joke that Buddy Foyle will tell: "How do you make a handkerchief dance?"
Yeah, that one's a little kids favorite, all right.
Gee, I hope it's little kids sending that in.
Right next door is Stitch's Escape.
The sign says a 5 minute wait.
5 minutes, that's it, late morning on an EMH day.
In July!
Yes, we passed. I have seen threads on the Dis where people say they really like this attraction, they think it's great.
To call this a great Disney attraction is like calling Elvis on black velvet or Dogs Playing Poker great art.
Maybe it's just me, I hate the harness trapping you and the last time we did it I hurt my foot on the stairs cuz I couldn't get out of there quick enough, but I think most people agree with me.
Yes, I thought ALien Encounter was better.
But that's like saying a root canal is better than a prostrate exam.
We went back to the resort.
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On our way to our room it looked like DJ Carlos was setting up again but neither of us wanted to find out if bikini lady was going to guest star again so we ended up at the piano pool.
Like I said, we didn't take any pictures of the resort this time, but here's a couple from a previous trip so you can see what the pool's like. And no, it wasn't crowded but it wasn't as empty as the pics show.
It's nothing special, but it's close to our room, and depending on which way your facing, all around you you can see Jazz Inn, Rock Inn, Broadway and a bit of Country Fair.
An eclectic view if you will.
Once again, the weather was great, no rain, no nuttin, just sun, sun, sun.
July is the rainiest month of the year in Florida, we have been in Florida for 16 straight days now, and all we've encountered so far is a shower one afternoon.
Amazing. I guess it's possible it rained sometimes during the night and we didn't know about it, but I don't think so.
As we sat by the pool, we talked about what we want to do tonight, and it's mostly catch some of the dark rides that I can't see during the day. We have already seen the Main Street Parade and the fireworks so they aren't on our list. And yes, I liked Wishes better. And Spectro.
But what often happens on the last day of a trip, is you start talking about the next trip. We had already booked the December trip, but we doubted we'd keep it.
But if we did...........
Diane mentioned that she'd really like to see the Christmas Wishes, only problem is to see it right, you have to buy the Very Merry Christmas Party expensive tickets to see it in the park.
I thought about this:
no, we're not going to buy those tickets just for the fireworks, and we have tried once before 3 years ago to see how long we can stay in the park before they kick every day person out and the nightime party guests arrive.
We didn't last that long.
They start blocking off parade routes, and eventually you'[ll be channeled into Adventure Land and into Main Street. If you try to hang around, you will be asked to show credentials, and my library card wasn't good enough, nor was Smidgy's Aquarium Lodge Minnow Swallower's Club card.
Then I told Smidgy I knew just how to get in:
"Really, it wont cost us tickets, we won't need special passes, or anything!" "We'll just come right in the front gate."
"Ok Sherlock, how do we get in?"
"Simple my dear Watson, I'm gonna build a Trojan Mickey!"
Back in the room, we made the preparations to head on back.
After checking our little airplane bottles stash, I gave Smidgy a Meier's Rum and a Malibu Rum. I took two Jim Beam bottles.
There was only one bottle left, another bottle of some kind of rum species and I slid that one into my pocket as well when she wasn't looking.
Save it for what?
We made Sunny D with Vodka drinks and Smidgy put her two bottles in her shorts pocket, mine are in my pocket and we are on our way.
As usual, I walk right through the security, drinking my vodka and Sunny D with 3 more little bottles in my pocket but Diane has to have her fanny inspected.
Fanny PACK inspected.
Whoops
Now, nine out of ten times, I always just stand there and wait till she gets through, but since she always walks faster than me anyway, I decided to just get through the turnstyle and grab the EMH guides if they are out.
Naturally, I have a problem at the gate, they think I"m using someone else's finger but they let me in anyway.
This is nothing new, it happens all the time with me, at all the parks.
I go and look for the EMH hours guide, but they're not out yet, and I go back to meet Smidgy at the gate.
No Smidgy at the gate.
No Smidgy outside the gate.
No Smidgy anywhere in sight.
I look all around me, I look back to the bag check, but it's too far away.
It wasn't that crowded in line there, she should be through it by now. I check all the turnstyles, nothing.
It appears something has happened to her, what, I have no idea.
But it looks like I won't have to share a funnel cake again.
I thought of going back out, but you can't just go out the way you came in, the exit is "way over there". If I do that, I'll probably miss her for sure.
Finally, she walks up to a turnstyle and gets in.
Something different about her, hmmm, OH, her face is all red!
The problem was the pockets of the shorts she was wearing were really baggy.
"How baggy were they?"
These were so baggy she forgot she had a noodle from the pool still in them.
But really, these were so baggy that you could just SEE right down into them.
Now, I wasn't there, but her story went something like this:
"I got through almost, he checked the fanny pack, and as he handed it back to me he glanced at my right pocket.
"Excuse me miss, what's that in your pocket?"
"Pocket?"
"Yes, pocket."
"Oh, my pocket."
"Yes, your right pocket."
"Nothing."
"Yes there is, it looks like a small bottle in there."
"Oh, so there is."
"Can I have that please?"
"Ok", and she reached in and grabbed the Meier's Rum bottle and started to pull it out.
Then it got really strange.
He told her, "No,, not that one, the white one."
So she handed the Malibut Rum bottle to him.
"Ok", he said, "You can go on."
This is a case of a great Disney cast member. He had to do his job, but didn't want to ruin somebody's good time totally.
He could have, should have taken them both but he left her one.
Or maybe he just had a thing for Malibur Rum!
Diane knew she was given a break too, when she went on through, she leaned back to him and asked if she could have it back.
"Not!"
but he said it with a smile on his face she told me.