Friday's Fast Riddle

[the Fidge]

Actually really hungry, anyone want some food too?

Wow I could really go for some lobster tails right now actually!!! yummm

 

[MadScouser]

A quarter pounder with cheese, just ketchup, would go down a treat with the gingerbread latte

 

[brightspark]

A quarter pounder with cheese, just ketchup, would go down a treat with the gingerbread latte

Wow I could really go for some lobster tails right now actually!!! yummm

Ok they are on order... where would you like them sent? I'm having cereals..

 

[brightspark]

Well, if you are meant to live '3 score and ten years' , then my mid-life point is in the summer

Although, you could argue that if you live to 70, and you have 3 'ages (early, middle and later) , then you are 'middle aged' from about 23 years until 46 !!

Eek, I don't want to be in middle age already thank you...

 

[MadScouser]

Eek, I don't want to be in middle age already thank you...

But it does help remind us slightly older people that actuallly, most university graduates are middle aged before they really start their careers !

 

[brightspark]

Not wanting to draw attention to it... but not knowing what to do if I get there... can someone tell me what the name for the hooty at 300 is?

 

[brightspark]

Wow I could really go for some lobster tails right now actually!!! yummm

Here it is

 

[brightspark]

A quarter pounder with cheese, just ketchup, would go down a treat with the gingerbread latte

 

[MadScouser]

Thanks Sparky.

But I ordered a burger only ketchup - you've given me one with mustard and pickles

 

[brightspark]

Oh I am sorry...
By the way have you noticed that we are the only people here??? Where do you think people have gone to?

 

[brightspark]

Well I think I'm gonna go.. time is moving on.. and it's bed for me I think...

Goodnight Mad Scouser

 

[L107ANGEL]

Well, if you are meant to live '3 score and ten years' , then my mid-life point is in the summer

Although, you could argue that if you live to 70, and you have 3 'ages (early, middle and later) , then you are 'middle aged' from about 23 years until 46 !!

I don't do math sunshine! WHAT????

 

[brightspark]

Oh not maths again on this riddle....

 

[MadScouser]

I don't do math sunshine! WHAT????

I'll use living to 75 as an example.

If we all live to the age of 75, and have three phases of our lives :-

0-25 'start'

26 - 50 'middle'

51-75 'end'

so anyone from 26 to 50 is in their 'middle age'

 

[brightspark]

I'll use living to 75 as an example.

If we all live to the age of 75, and have three phases of our lives :-

0-25 'start'

26 - 50 'middle'

51-75 'end'

so anyone from 26 to 50 is in their 'middle age'

Oh my goodness... shall we kill him now

 

[MadScouser]

thats a bit harsh isn't it ?

 

[brightspark]

Yes I'm still here...

 

[brightspark]

thats a bit harsh isn't it ?

But you're doing maths and it's nearly 11pm...

 

[brightspark]

I want to go to bed... but don't want to miss the wooohoooty

 

[brightspark]

3xWOOOHOOOOTY