My name is Pumpkin, and I'm the one and only Ruling Feline in this mostly Human/Canine colony in which I reside. I need to post this quickly as my companion-human is cleaning the bathroom ( a concept I don't grasp--why don't they just have someone do it for them like I do?) and may return at any given time.
Here's my situation: I need some 'nip, man! I need it bad! Ya' see, the last time She Who Thinks She Rules The Roost gave me my 'nip, I freaked out a little. I decided to pull a sneak-attack on her toes while she was walking up the stairs, and uh, let's just say it got a little ugly. Hey, ain't my fault she can't balance herself on only TWO LEGS! I got four, and I ain't got no problems! It was a bad trip, man---literally. So, she took my 'nip! Ain't had no goomba in a while and I'm starvin' for some, capisce? So, dudes, I'm beggin' ya...Share the love. Share the goods...Share your stash.
Dudes, The Biped is back! I now return to my regularly scheduled disposition of arrogance and indifference...
You poor feline, I would freak! My Mommy buys it by the tub full. She makes me go on the patio for it as she says it is messy. Here's the secret. I have perfected this sad little face, and all I have to do is look at the female human (males are a bit more difficult to train) and she melts, and I have her wrapped around my paw. See my handsome pics to perfect 'the look'.
I have 3 Siamese and they are pretty cute also. In fact, I just love all cat breeds. They're just wonderful animals and great friends to have when you're feeling lonely or sick. Give Simba a belly rub for me, OK? Thanks.
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