Fp useless rant

[ArwenMarie]

This is officially the best FP thread ever.

 

[julannpet]

I'm am laughing so hard at this thread that I am crying!!!

 

[Mousemommy1]

This post may be the most epic amazing rant ever!!!

I have been trying to post a response for an hour but haven't been able to stop laughing!

 

[KiKi Mouse]

He who smelt it, dealt it.

 

[buckeev]

Juan's gonna need to hire an agent now.

 

[APiratesLifeForMe2]

Juan's gonna need to hire an agent now.

http://s1103.photobucket.com/user/buckeev/media/Stinkies2.jpg.html

Now this I had to share with the DH!! We talk about Juan daily now.

 

[blondemom]

Juan's gonna need to hire an agent now.

 

[robinb]

Juan's gonna need to hire an agent now.

*snork*

 

[Mom2Stitch]

OMG...I am only on page 2 and laughing so hard that DH finally looked at me and said..."REALLY?!?" and then turned up the tv

Thank you so, so much for the laugh I really needed that....

 

[Punzie]

Are line farts only available for on site resort guests or is it open to the public?

 

[AuroraRora]

Are line farts only available for on site resort guests or is it open to the public?

I hope they start with Deluxe resorts and on-site guests get more per day!

 

[beachmama3]

Don't forget about the "Snorkel". It's when you have your jacket on your lap, then you aim your snorkel (aka sleeve) towards the person next to you.

Note… I wouldn't do this to strangers. LOL

Made it to page 3. Crying laughing at this.

 

[KiKi Mouse]

Is there a single rider line?

 

[luvthemouse71]

Is there a single rider line?

Yes. But they enforce it. You will not be able to fart with a family member/ friend. Single farters only!

 

[NYDisneyKid]

Let 'er RIP-(ride-rocket)

 

[KiKi Mouse]

Let 'er RIP-(ride-rocket)

I think if you are lettin' 'er rip like a rocket you will forever be in a single rider line...LOL

 

[jrsharp21]

Ya know, I wonder if the OP found out the true meaning of Big Thunder Mountain.

 

[Jetta8300]

I am sitting here laughing so hard I'm absolutely in tears. The OPs pure anger, confusion with the English language, mixed with the obsession of farts, sweating and meat makes this the best rant ever, my husband thinks I'm absolutely crazy I'm laughing so hard.

 

[omurice]

TO ALL:
I sincerely apologize for breaking wind in the queue that time. It was me.
That is all.

 

[mcd2745]

Wow....looks like this thread got a second wind.