Forget My Life.

[StitchfansJr]

I asked my dad for a new pair of sunglasses. He looked back at me and replied, "Why would you need another pair? It's not like you ever go out or do anything." FML.

 

[ginnygirl102]

My ex boyfriend thought I cheated on him (when I didn't) and called me a slut then got together with the sluttiest girl you will ever meet. FML

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

I walked into Walmart and had this guy wave at me. I didn't know who he was but I waved back. Turns out he was waving a guy behind me. They laughed their arses off. FML.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

I have to pretend to be happy for two of my best friends, even though I'm not. FML

Ditto.

I'm causing my friend to break even more than he is. FML.

 

[StitchfansJr]

Today, I was at CiCi's pizza with my parents. I asked my dad if I could have a few quarters and play in the game room. He said no. Afterwards he spent almost $30 on pointless stuff at the dollar store. With cash. FML.

 

[imabrat]

My sister, the one who never gets sick, has bronchitis and a sinus infection. This means I'll be sick within the next 24-48 hours. FML

 

[Jasmine45]

in my school for the end of the year they put all our names on stars in the hall way. my name was spelled allyson sciaiavore. that is NOT how you spell my name...at all. FML

 

[pigletgirl]

My new landlord will be the the bane of my existance! FML

 

[CrazyChik]

Comet's previous owner is following my twitter. FML.
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[saratogadreamin09]

The boy I like is going out with the meanest girl alive, and she's my "enemies" best friend FML

 

[marypops!]

I knocked a bowl over and grabbed it before it fell onto the floor, but I spilt the contents (cereal milk) over myself, the sofa and my laptop, and now the buttons don't work on it now. FML.

I turned on my camera, zoomed in on a tree and turned changed to Macro. The buttons wouldn't work after and I turned it off. Now my camera is somehow broken too, with only the power button working -_- FML.

 

[StitchfansJr]

When I was younger, my mom found DISers's sons or daughters I could penpal with. One of them enclosed a picture of himself. He told me to do the same. I did. I never got a reply back from him. FML.

 

[princesskelz]

So this morning i was shaving in the shower twords the top of my leg..i get out and realize i cut myself. im sitting in 2nd period and blood starts comeing down my leg. my cut from that morning had opend again and it looked like i started my period. FML

 

[AmandaSparks730]

I did something incredibly stupid and now everyone hates me. FML.

 

[Smiley.Socks]

One of my supposed "best friends" acted like a total slut in front of the guy I like. FML.

 

[StitchfansJr]

My cousin, who's 5, just announced to everyone that she's already had around 7 boyfriends already. I've had none. FML.

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

One of the most unattractive girls I know got a boyfriend before me. FML.

 

[ginnygirl102]

My best friend might dump me for this guy she met a month ago when we have been best friends for years. FML

 

[Captain Brain]

I'm a hopeless romantic living in a messed up world. FML.

 

[My Wild Love]

My computer has a virus. I have a head ache, and I'm crazy about my friend. fmlfmlfml