For those with warped senses of humor

[Mickeyisme]

Hey all,

I saw a post on another board that I thought needed to be here with the creative minds. Basically, the question was posed, "Disneyland just celebrated its 50th anniversary. What do you think they'll do for their 100 year anniversary in 2055?"

I laughed at some of the more memorable responses, and added my own, but apparently, the writer meant it to be serious...if you share my strange sense of humor, please add!

Memorable:
1. They'll add some famous "Valleys" to go with their "Mountains (Space, Thunder, Splash)" like Valley of the Gwangi and Valley of the Dolls.

2. They'll offer $100 off the price of a Mickey plush doll (still bringing the 2055 price to $250)

3. They'll defrost Walt

I added these, but no one else has added (guess I scared them away):

1. The Tower of Toon (100 floors for each year) will open officially. It will be full of memorabilia, some small rides, and food (glorious food!)

2. The parks won't exist anymore; we'll have been visiting the parks through virtual reality for years via brain implants.

3. Disney, the State (formerly known as "Florida") will host the world-wide celebration.

4. Mickey will be replaced by a sweeter "New Mickey" much to the dismay of the loyalists. A year later, under pressure from fans, Disney will rename him "Mickey II" introducing "Mickey Classic" as "Mickey II"slowly disappears. The European version of Mickey will always reamin the same.

5. The first 100 guests will be allowed in free (people will start waiting in line this weekend)

Any more creative ideas? My family and I leave for the World on Thursday; I'll print out the list and share it with my equally warped family on our flight from DTW!

 

[amy4bruce]

A new ride will open. The first ride in 50 years not to feature a character from a Pixar movie, this ride will feature a mouse named Mickey, or something like that.

Disney will announce new theme parks in Texas, Missouri, Virginia, and any other location that has been rumored in the past to be a future theme park spot. In conjunction, Disneyland Bagdad and Disneyland Antarctica will receive face lifts.

Disney might, repeat might, drop the name MGM from Disney/MGM Studios.

A new attraction in the Magic Kingdom, the Hall of CEOs, featuring audioanimatronic versions of all Disney CEOs, including Walt, Roy, Bob Iger, John Lasseter, and other, will open. Viewers will marvel at the one figure that will be draped in black crepe. "Hi, I'm Mike," they will hear it say.

That's enough for now. My boss is looking over my shoulder.

 

[the john]

LOL This thread is great

 

[Mickeyisme]

Here are some that were PM'd to me

~ Space Mountain, with no more Space to explore, will be renamed Walton's Mountain and animatronic figures of John Boy, Mary Ellen and the others will pop out and do phone ads.
~ EPCOY (Experimental Prototype Community of Yesterday) will open Universe Showcase, where guests can travel no longer from country to country, but from solar system to solar system in one afternoon collecting pins to trade from places like Rigel 4 and Sirius.
~ California Adventure, having long fallen into the ocean due to the Earthquake of '22 will be renamed Atlantis Adventure and will be capped and ventilated so that guests may live out an underwater experience; most rides will be refurbished.
~ Have you seen Westworld?
~ The number-one rated show ever, Survivor: Disneyland (where guests were tested to see how long they could queue, had to eat heart-stopping fried foods, and tried to make a Cast member swear at them), gets it's own Play-In-The-Park version.
~ The FastPass Global System will be rolled out, beginning with the state DMV offices, deli counters, grocery stores, hospitals, auto repair shops, and restaurants like Spiaggia.
~With great successful parks having been established on the Moon, Mars, Mercury, Saturn, etc., Disney Universal will inaugurate Disney Pluto this week
~In keeping with political correctness, Disney will have created new characters including "Snow Black", "Lion Queen", "Tarzanette", "Smarto" . . .
~Jiminy Cricket will have been exterminated in an environmentally safe manner. No replacement has been determined, but his commemorative ride will be sponsored by Raid.
~Dumbo will have been grounded after failing the eye test - he flew into too many obstacles (buildings) recently.

 

[sorul82?]

The FastPass Global System will be rolled out, beginning with the state DMV offices, deli counters, grocery stores, hospitals, auto repair shops, and restaurants like Spiaggia.

Uh, my children have already started this! We went to Target last Tuesday, and they asked if the two-seater cart required a fast pass?

 

[UtahMama]

OMGosh!!!! You are a HOOT!
I saw the lure.."YES! I have a warped sense of humor" Now I'm hooked! Thankyouverylittle!
I love Survivor Disneyland and the play in the park version... and the earthquale of '22...and the State of Disney! May have crept over a line about unfreezing Walt, though. Oh,wait, you DID warn us you were warped. Warped and morbid.
Love it! I'm in.

 

[sorul82?]

UMama....I was wondering how long it would take you to get here!